ScorchedWillowhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Name: ScorchedWillow A majority of my time is spent updating fanfictions, while the rest is hoping people will update. I'm not a fan of Mary-Sue's, but I have a few unpublished stories with one or two. I do love reviews, and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. I also love suggestions... I apologize in advance if I don't update as often... Enjoy You may also see me at: deviantart: tumblr: Please Note: I am currently looking for a beta if anyone is interested. Please disregard some of my earlier fan fiction; it's an embarrassment to look at. |
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Curiouser and Curiouser by valbino reviews
The Third Hokage-against Danzo's wishes-convinced the Hyuga clan to make a peace offering to the Uchiha, one of their choosing; eventually, with the Hokage's approval, they arrange a marriage between Itachi Uchiha and Hinata Hyuga. This is the aftermath. Non-massacre AU, eventual ItaHina. Revision ongoing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Here We Are, Come Join Us by Oriole Adams reviews
Allison, a recent Duke University medical school grad, has taken up residence in an Atlanta office building when the ZA occurs. She meets a quartet of men who are searching for the brother of one of them and who invite her to join their ranks...
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 131 - Words: 377,444 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Daryl D.
E n d e a r - m e by VoltaireZamora reviews
Sakura Haruno, an age-defying jutsu gone wrong, and the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 156,442 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Rock Angel by WhenSarahSmiles reviews
When her band doesn't show, the world famous rock group, Akatsuki, rescue her. But what happens afterwards? Music, madness, jealousy and rabid fangirls. And that's only day one. Rated T for themes and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,394 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Deidara, Hidan, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Mommy, Send Me An Angel by deideiblueeyez reviews
Three-year-old Miko has endured the horrors of sexual abuse by her father's clients her entire life. After a chaotic infiltration, she is "adopted" by a blond stranger wearing a black cloak with red clouds. In her new home, "normality" is alien and frightening. What are his intentions? Is there any hope of him healing the scars adorning her heart, her mind, her very skin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,064 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Deidara, Konan, OC
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,622 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 85 - Words: 391,987 - Reviews: 4177 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 207,744 - Reviews: 3820 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 275,000 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 2,337 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Snowflakes by bonsei reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 89 - Words: 65,594 - Reviews: 5005 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 11/23/2012
Lord Charming by forthright reviews
CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 800 - Words: 128,606 - Reviews: 19787 - Favs: 4,696 - Follows: 3,790 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Sakura's Initiation by WhiteMint reviews
Sequel to Clutz: Wait-WHAT? I have to endure the initiation for joining Akatsuki when I never even agreed to this? I don't even know how to play basketball! SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
For Want of a Handkerchief by Lynliss reviews
Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,144 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thorin
Family: In Sickness And In Health by pocketfear13 reviews
A collection of Durin family stories, mainly revolving around Thorin, Fili, and Kili, that deal with illness, injury, and overall fluffy family feelings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,641 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Keep Awake by Good Luck Mode reviews
"It's been three days, un. Three days since the world went to hell." Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki are some of the few survivors of a world wide zombie apocolypse. M for gore, violence and Hidan's language. Light Shonen Ai only.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,320 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Akatsuki
Recovery, Redemption and Romance by luvsbitca reviews
When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing. Direct Spoilers for the end of book.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,357 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Family by TsukinoYue reviews
Itachi and Deidara are a married and sastisfied couple, they have their house, their dream jobs and they one they love, yet, they think there's something lacking in their lives. And the answer is children. So, the young couple decide to adopt. Naruto and Sasuke are orphans brothers that wish to have a family. You know what'll happen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,610 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 4,520 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The King and the Hobbit by darkwings91 reviews
Where the people of middle earth bear the names of their soul mates on their wrists, Bilbo unknowingly bares the mark of Thorin, a new dwarf blacksmith in town and hopes that hes his one. Full summary inside. This is a SLASH story which means a male and male pairing if you don't like that then don't read it. Please let me know what you think
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Liebe und Krieg by CaptainMotgane reviews
A historical AU set during WWII in occupied Poland. German Soldier Reiner Braun's entire world and everything he had ever known is shaken to the core when he meets a young Jewish man who threatens to change his views on the war. Will Bertholdt Fubar's ideals and feelings be enough to cause Reiner to betray his own country?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Reiner B., Bertolt H.
The Burglaress by phantom-lass reviews
FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,007 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Make Me Wanna Die by SazzyJacks reviews
Deidara is Itachi Uchiha's personal handservant, who attends to his EVERY need. Will their relationship ever blossom? or will Deidara's past get in the way when it comes back to haunt him? Inspired by the song Make Me Wanna Die by The Pretty Reckless.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Itachi U., Deidara
The Unexpected Road to Recovery by Green String reviews
Daisy, a depressed, abused teen finally ends it all. Waking up in the Shire she thinks she has arrived in her afterlife, only to be swept up in a quest to a mountain. And whilst trying to figure out why she was sent there, she learns what it is like to be loved for the first time in her life.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,899 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16150 - Favs: 27,044 - Follows: 15,387 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Loginquitas by jemlou reviews
"A snarl. A hand. A rotting face. Sophia screamed. She rolled away from the clawing monster and did the only thing she knew to do. She ran." What if Sophia was found by a stranger, another survivor? (BOOK ONE)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 356,641 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Daryl D., OC] Sophia - Complete
Feels Like Home by ArmedWithMyComputer reviews
'Rick tried not to think about what Carol would assume when she saw a child with them, and how her hopes would be shattered when it wasn't Sophia.' He was just a crying, vulnerable kid that they found out in the woods. But when Rick takes the child back to camp, a heartfelt reunion will bring out a completely new side in one of the group - one that no one could have seen coming.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,306 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Daryl D.
Final Wisdom by Fuzzy Peaches1 reviews
A short fence separates her careful world from absolute anarchy, and yet Jamie Taylor has bigger concerns in her life than the biker living next door to her and her nephew.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Tig - Complete
I'll See It when I Believe It by Old Beginning New Ending reviews
Babysitting the Bennett kids isn't a problem, at least for Hiccup. The Guardian of Winter that seems to have taken an interest in him? That could be. FrostCup.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,323 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 156,280 - Reviews: 3872 - Favs: 4,555 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Break in to my Heart by aogiri reviews
"Eren thought he was having a pretty good day, at least before he ended up sheltering a criminal. He'd just started his new job a week ago as a security guard at the Museum of Modern Art where he was working for the summer. There was no harm to a simple summer job. Or at least, that's what he believed up until now." EreRi AU
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,910 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.]
Lost by LittleApril reviews
An It had to Middle-earth was He was But as his hand gripped mind, and his fingers ghosted over my face, and the hope we had been holding onto had shattered, I I knew then that this was Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kíli, Fíli
Different by arrownbow reviews
Itachi is the son of the chief of police and a fashion designer, yet he has dark secrets and few people he can trust, until he meets a drug addict named Deidara who has demons of his own. Can they work through everything that keeps them apart? ItacxDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,466 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
Dimensional Mishaps by VortexEssence7 reviews
Ash is just a rich girl living with her two friends. She doesn't ask for much...and she certainly doesn't ask for cosplayers to invade her house. Especially since...these might not be cosplayers. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Akatsuki
For Better or For Worse by The Emcee reviews
A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,283 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Anime Convention Gone Wrong by Kyugon reviews
I let my friend drag me to an Anime convention out of curiosity. Now I am captured with her in the Akatsuki base with them going on about us being Elemental spirits. Not only that, but she want's to go explore the naruverse. WHY ME!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,341 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Akatsuki
So Help Me, Freud by reid-my-lips reviews
Akasuna no Sasori is a psychologist whose life revolves around his work and study; he has no passion greater than that of his field. But what happens when he develops feelings that make him doubt his own sanity? What happens when a certain blonde patient sends his life spiraling out of control? SasoDei; yaoi/boy love. No like, no read, no flame. M for language and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Relax - A Hijack Fic by President ORB reviews
Hiccup has been so busy lately. He's supposed to be giving a bunch of kids basics in dragon training, but it's really just babysitting and baby-dragon-sitting, along with many other things. But once Hiccup gets far too stressed out, Jack decides to finally do something about it. Rated for sexual activity in later chapters. (First slash fic) Hijack/Frostcup. R&R, if you like it.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Slowly and then all at once by MannuM reviews
When the snowflakes are falling so slow you can follow them with your eyes and see how beautiful such small thing can be, you don't want it to melt. That's how Hiccup and Jack fell in love that winter. Always afraid of what would happen when the heat came, scared that their snowflake would melt. 'I fell in love like you fall asleep: slowly and then all at once.' Jack/Hiccup
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Red Wine by risen truth ruthless lies reviews
In which Younger siblings play match maker, Itachi woos and Hinata is wooed. Sasuke helps his brother and Neji...Oh my! Non-Ninja Off hold!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,063 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Just Beyond the Reach by Aate reviews
Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,827 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Dragons and Confessions: REDONE by TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness reviews
Hiccup is not the greatest with people. He befriends a dragon. Tames it too, but is the dragon the only one getting tamed? How long can Hiccup go one without noticing those secret stares? -Chapters 4-7 have been removed. I was displeased in where I taking the story-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Hiccup, Tuffnut
Cold Feet by Dwinip reviews
"Oh what the heck." Bilbo said to himself, carefully considering the invitation before sliding it gently into a crisp envelope. "It's not as if he'd ever come anyways." Sealing the envelope with red wax he carefully scrolled on its front: H.M. Thorin Oakenshield & Company, Erebor. :AU storyline. Post Battle of Five Armies. Everybody lives. Slow burn. Jealous Thorin:
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Follow Me by FireheadHuntress reviews
Thirteen Dwarves, a Wizard and a Hobbit leave The Shire on a journey to take back what is theirs. A human in their midst is just what they need to complete their adventure, but a certain young dwarf will take some convincing. Rhenwir soon learns of the stubborness of dwarves and Kili discovers that love from a woman can be even more valuable that the riches of Erebor...KILI/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,719 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Kíli, Thorin - Complete
Poison by meow139 reviews
Tabitha Creedman, a nineteen year old author who is quite comfortable with her life, thank you very much, is thrown in to a tailspin with what she discovers in her parlor one night- two dwarves who only want to get back home. Kili/OC (Tabby) Please read and review!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kíli, Fíli
Explaining Canada by 1000kittyjones reviews
So this is basically based off a conversation a friend and I had. How would you explain your world to the Dwarves. This follows no direct story line. It's just a group of short little anecdotal stories. Well here goes nothing. Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Thorin Oakenshield, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, and Ori
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Kíli, Thorin
A Whole New World by LG176 reviews
Dani knew she was uncoordinated. That's why she wasn't exactly surprised when she fell down the stairs at her house, knocking herself unconscious. But she was surprised to find that, upon waking up, she was no longer at home, or even in her own world. Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Kíli
Random Akatsuki Stories by GreenStar13 reviews
I was bored, and listening to the Spice Girls when I thought up this idea, so you can't blame me. Blame them. These are just random drabbles of crap I had to get out of my system, so yeah. Hope you actually like them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Akatsuki
Believe by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
A/U in which Jack Frost lived as a human on Berk, and looked out for the village children. Instead of a sister, there was a little boy who needed a friend, and something to believe in. Cotton-candy level fluff alert. baby!vikings, human!Jack Frost. One-shot for now, maybe more later.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
The Paper Rose Angel by Chopsticks89 reviews
Short words of an Angel. May be added to in order to create a compilation of tribute poetry to said Angel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Konan - Complete
A Challenge of Five by Dark and Death reviews
Orochimaru gets revenge over the Akatsuki for kicking him out and turns them into birds and selling them to a girl named Fallon in the mortal world. To get back, the Akatsuki must complete five deadly challenges that Fallon and her friends throw at them. Will the Akatsuki be able to complete all of the challenges? Or will they be stuck in the mortal world forever?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Akatsuki
Pleasent Surprises by GracefullPhantom reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki has found a jutsu to another dimesion, A.K.A, ours. He sends in each pair one at a time to get used to the place for possible future plans. Follow each pair as they expierence our reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Akatsuki
Reach by She Came As Nyan reviews
My sanity is drifting, I say I'm slowly dying. Won't you please save me from the inevitable. I don't want to fall into that blissful oblivion encompassed with death... I want to fight. I want to live. MadaraxOC, DeidaraxOC. Slight Itachi & SasukexOC Rated for language, sexual references, sexual content and in later chapters, intense violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,119 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Deidara, Madara U., OC
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Life Wasnt this Complicated Before by CrazyinAbottle reviews
Ame and naomi get sucked into the naruto world, kidnapped by the akatsuki, and fall in love. but with who? well sucks for you, you have to read the story to find out. MUHAHAHA! kthxbye! 3 sorry if things are spelled wrong!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,525 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Akatsuki
It's Magically Delicious by AnimeRulz55 reviews
Nat has somehow ended up in the World of Anime and manga. A witch in the Naruto world... whats the worse that could happen. Rated T for Hidan's mouth. Nat x Akatsuki and Pein x Konan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,591 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Akatsuki
Akatsuki Housekeeping by Tsuki Kiba Kumori reviews
Rated M for Hidan. Oh, and there is a bit of OOC-ness. Summary: I got a job as a housekeeper for the Akatsuki. I'm really excited, but i wonder, will i survive 'till payady?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Akatsuki
You is all dat matters by koga-ultimate-gurl reviews
Naomi is a kid in high school who got raped, and now is a kid that gets picked on. Her mother and sister care nothing about her. then they get new neighbors, known as the akatsuki. They care for her. but then she falls in love? who will it be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Deidara
Sesshoumaru, sit! by BAFling reviews
A power is granted unexpectedly. Again. Whatever happens, it might be something even the great Demon lord cannot handle. A woman with a weapon is never something any man would want to deal with.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,928 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Killers in Me House! by LuvChiharu-CHAN reviews
I was just watching T.V. with my two best friends during a sleepover, when the Akatsuki decided to suddenly pop up. Now we would have to care for 10 dangerous killers until they go back to their world. But can we survive before it happens? T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Akatsuki
Akatsukitties by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
What if the bijuu extraction with Gaara was stopped before it finished? and what if the result sent the akatsuki here...as cats? DeidaraxOc, ItachixOc, SasorixOc, Tobi/MadaraxOc, slight HidaKonaPain. AU. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,631 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki Fangirl Guide by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
This is guide designed to inform fangirls and boys about the Akatsuki in a semi-sane way. It also prevents one of my friends from strangling me. Christmas Edition!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Akatsuki
Circle me Nebula by Asahiya Shiryu reviews
Sayuri and Ayaka are friends who moved in together in Japan. But what happens when power surges happen followed by blue 'lightning' striking the house? What happens when they are sent through a time space rip? ZetsuOC, PeinOC UPDATED W/ CHANGES REREAD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Our Akatsuki Chronicles by SakuraDreamerz reviews
What happens when two writers zap into the hands of all evil: The Akatsuki Lair? Madness galore as whimsical adventures ensue! This is a collaborative story with MaliceArchangela!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Akatsuki
Naruto: Behind The Scenes by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
Naruto goes around the set of Naruto and Naruto Shippuden interviewing the cast and showing a few secrets along the way and brodcasting it via a camera. What will happen? And is anything what it seems? DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The Akatsuki's Daily Life by 01Corkscrew reviews
After the events on the Maury Show the Akatsuki return to their hideout in Rain Country and resume their daily life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Akatsuki Saturday Nights by xXKiba'sxDreamerxGirlXx reviews
Yeah... even serial killers can have waaay too much freetime. And I gotta say... Deidara is OOC! Warning, shortness! NOW A SERIES!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Rins Akatsuki by ImaginarySuicide reviews
History never goes away and Pain is always there. What happens when A new recruit comes to the Akatsuki that is biopolar in so many ways it makes everyones head spin? Rated for lots of language and content. PeinxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Things I am not allowed to do in the Akatsuki by arachnidsGrip XXXXD reviews
Funny list of things that I must not do in the Akatsuki. Not mine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Akatsuki
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,869 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Passive Aggressive Neighbors by ebonyflower912 reviews
San and her family have just moved into their new home and their neighbors are not as hospitable as they thought. How will San cope with the fact that a group of rogue ninjas are not the best people to live next to? Witness the Randomness of the Akatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,305 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Lost And Found by XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX reviews
A girl from the naruto world comes across the Akatsuki and soon enough, joins them. They gain a close bond and blah blah blah. I'm sorry, I'm not good at summery's. There most likly be pairings. Please read and review. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Akatsuki
Love Conquers All by CrimsonTears57 reviews
During the Chunnin Exams Yuki OC encounters a strange boy named Gaara. Though she doesn't know yet, their relationship is actually deeper than it seems. But will it all come crashing down when she learns the real reason why he came to Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Dark Days by Acleuca reviews
Zombie AU! All over the world, a virus spread. Many died off instantly, others turned into Zombies. Now, in the year 2046, we meet a group who tries to stay alive, and kill them off. Akatsuki. There will be YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Akatsuki
Sent for Groceries, Got Kidnapped Instead by TheScouticus reviews
16-year-old, Kitsuki Osamu, normal girl, left the house because she needed food. Too bad the Akatsuki needed a maid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein
Dog at Heart by Tally Mark reviews
He's a dog at heart. The daily modern misadventures of a girl and her demon. SessKag drabbles.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Funny Akatsuki Short Stories by tchb reviews
well, okay, this is some funny short stories i though up, when i was bored, or dreaming in my sleep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Top Secret Akatsuki Secrets REVEALED! by BeautifulApocalypse reviews
Ever wonder what happens behind Akatsuki closed doors? Wonder no more! These TOP SECRET files uncovered by various unnamed agents show what really happens in the lair of the most notorious missing-nins. Rated Mature cuz of Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Akatsuki
Go Akatsuki by Winterer reviews
Funny daily lives of Akatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,385 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Akatsuki
Hush, my pet by TheEnd2424 reviews
The Akatsuki get a new 'pet' who turns their world upside down. How long will she last? Rated M for language and possibly upcoming chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Akatsuki
Life is Beautiful by urban.princess.bri reviews
Suigetsu x OC. A girl, Kimiko Fuzen believes she has no purpose in life, so wants to end it to bring peace. Suigetsu finds this to be a bunch of B.S. and so decides to help the defiant girl, will he regret it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Suigetsu H.
A Day in the Life of Hidan by xHeiwa reviews
Hidan has a diary, wait what? Rated for Hidan's colourful language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 2,721 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 521 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Akatsuki Days by x0xNavi chanx0x reviews
Lots of thing go on in the Akatsuki and plenty of them are odd and funny. Now with 20 percent more Tobi. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Obito U.
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
The Akatsuki Stories by SecondAsian reviews
Read it. It's funny and mells like Chalupas!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,672 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
A day in the life of Itachi by BasicallyAnIdiot reviews
Random, funny drabbles about Itachi's life in the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Not Another One reviews
A dirty box, a couple kitties, and more then just a bit of magic. Follow Annie as she desperately tries to keep her life together around ten psychotic criminals and few "weird" family traits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Akatsuki