apollo's daughter909
 Hi Hi!! bout me well...i luuuuuvvve music and reading books sitting in a corner... hanging out wid friends in malls is just my idea of a fun weekend... texting...chatting...wat else...oh yeah i lyk dancing...a looooooot... its impossible to shut me up...i keep on talking...hee hee:D my fav books: harry potter, percy jackson, inheritance cycle(i m still reading eldest but the series is already wn o ma favs), chronicles of narnia, 39 clues... i read twilight but i dont like it dat much... fav singers/bands: jonas bros, owl city, jesse mccartney, akon, miley cyrus, demi lovato... i hav loads of pet names dat my frnds use when they text me...'gred' one of my favs (george+fred) i call my best friend 'forge' which makes us twins in a way...'bugsy'(from bedtime stories)...'seaweed brain'(PJO)...'pony' (tyson:dont go pony)...and many others which iwont mention (one of them being popcorn which is reallllyyyy weird for a name ;) If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-) If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.(hey not my fault i was TOTALLY nervous) If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!) If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile 92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the eight percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you don't like unweird people, copy this into your profile. If you've every mis-spelled your name If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true. If you already knew that the aforementioned songs were the same tune, but you sang them anyways either make sure or just for fun, copy+paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever attempted to hit a very annoying kid on the head with a hardcover book, copy this onto your profile. If said kid now cringes when you hold up a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, aka falling up the stairs, copy this into your profile If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed If you've ever walked into a wall/pole/other person because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever resisted the urge to slap aforementioned person, congrates on your self-control, and copy and paste this onto your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile I am that girl, The one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (their loss), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, Metal-Amay, DXC-Song-12., dothepepperminttwist, I Shall Call Her Squishy, apollo's daughter909 37 Secrets About Yourself. 1) have you ever been asked out? 2) where did you get your default picture? mayb google images... 3) what's your middle name? ramesh 4) your current relationship status? single!!! :) 5) does your crush like you back? don't have one!!! 6) what is your current mood? bored 7) what color of underwear are you wearing? uh black 8) what color shirt are you wearing? black 9) Missing something? not really 10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? hmmm calling it quits with a good friend...but well it was necessary...:( 11) if you must be an animal for one day, what? pony!! 12) ever had a near death experience? not really. 13) something you do a lot? read, listenin 2 music...:) 14) the song stuck in your head? katy perry- i kissed a girl (weird) 15) who did you copy and paste this from? ColiexChaos 16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Snehal 17) when was the last time you cried? real broken down into tears type of cried?...almost a year give or take a few months...getting tears in d eyes dat u blink away?...2 months ago... 18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19) if you could have one super power what would it be? 20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hair/eyes 21) what do you usually order from starbucks? 22) what's your biggest secret? 23) favorite color? blaaack...or purple at times...even certain shades of blue...hate golden... 24) do you still watch kiddie shows? 25) what are you? Indian 26) do you speak any other language? not exactly... 27) what's your favorite smell? that's a hard one... 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? 29) have you ever kissed in the rain? 30) what are you thinking about right now? cookies... 31) what should you be doing? 32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry? one of my best friends... 33) do you like working in the yard? 34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 35) do you act differently around the person you like ? 36) what is your natural hair color? 37) who was the last person to make you cry? no one's ever made me cry...its usually things lyk bad marks or something...(and im not really into giving someone the power 2 make me cry unless you count my family and my soul twin and i know none o em r EVER goin 2 make me cry) Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile 293 things to do in the class when you are reall REALLy bored: 1.Speak in improper English like ain’t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly. 10. Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice. 11. Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets 12. If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously. Those night outs, Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. Avoid using punctuation Thoughts on life Life- From Diapers to Dignity to Decomposition Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you. When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.- Mark Twain All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. Life is something that everyone should try at least once. There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can. life, don't talk to me about life-Marvin the Paranoid Android Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Friends FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" weird stuff! Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up? " A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!" The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!" Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person."Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water ? Why do we sleep in church, 80 of you wont repost this. First Reactions Quiz 1. Beer: drunkards 5. Power Rangers: skintight costumes 9. The President: Democracy 10.tupperware: (no reaction) 11. Best vacation: camp!! 12. Santa Claus: christmas presents 14. Bon Jovi: weirdo 15. Grammar: bla bla bla 16. Facebook: kewwwl 17. Worst fear: being alone:( 19. Paris Hilton: another weirdo 21. Redhead: rachel elizabeth dare 22. Blonde: brunette female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" Funny quotes stolen from various people: -If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty. -All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun -I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous -Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. -they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people. -so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? -yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet -save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate. - I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, whats the fun in that?) - No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me -when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons? -when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. -when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment? -i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse - love your enemies. it pisses them off - oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? - i used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out -I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that. -life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over -smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to - i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept! - therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide -i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone - excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it -if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are? -if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? -i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there -money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it. Save the earth it’s the only planet with chocolates. I tried but I couldn’t, I would have if I could have but I couldn’t so I didn’t. I lay in my bed staring at the sky and the stars then I said to myself “where the heck is the ceiling?” When he rejects you a good friend comforts you but a best friend stares him in the eye and asks “it’s because you are gay isn’t it?” My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. God must love stupid people. He made SO many. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. When in doubt, mumble. You're never too old to learn something stupid. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. When you get caught staring just remember he was looking back! Don’t be serious in life no one gets out alive anyway. Yeah I’m a loser but the coolest loser you’ll ever meet. Smile…it makes people wonder what you are up to. ;) -your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend -tell the truth and run -if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out) -Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? -if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something -you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder -a good friend will always bail you out of jail. a best friend is sitting ther next to you saying 'man that was fun!' -everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. -education is important. school however, is another matter. -i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends -all right, all right. I, you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for - the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on - I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it -The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! -There are some things we'll never understand, but still spend a life time trying. So just exept what you can't understand and be cluless and that department because ther are more important things in life. -When in doubt, make up words! -Ask no questions and I will tell no lies. -Never mind, it's complex.(person 1) The way your mind works gives a new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way.( person 2) -Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars... -There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die. -Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up -If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! -You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! -Come to the dark side, we have cookies! -One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject -Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! -A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! -I'm not insensitive, I just dont care -If two wrongs don't make a right, try three -Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! -the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! -When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! -When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. -Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. -Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. -What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder... "Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care." "Silence is golden and duct tape is silver." "Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here." "Girls rule, boys suck. The. End." "Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose." "Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important." "Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?" 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, loser? Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Put police tape in front of the door before entering. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. Throw a rave. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "Won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" Have a heated debate with yourself. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. Drum on every available surface. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. Propose to the other passengers. Challenge people to duels. Sell girl scout cookies. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. Shout "Food fight!" Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!" When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance! Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" Shave. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. Practice your kung fu. Make race car noises when people get on and off. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" Fly a model airplane. Do yoga. Play the accordion Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline THINGS I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS "If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!" "I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' " "I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling." "I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret." "Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!" "I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort." "I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month." "I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord." "I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape." "I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book." "I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' " "I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." "I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office." "I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' " "Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda." "I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class" "If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm." "I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand." "I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing." "I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens." "I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals." "I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween" "I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton." Did you know... kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara withyour mouthclosed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Monica 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Monizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): purple cat (??) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ramesh punit (??) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Bhamoash (wth) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue pepsi 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Oamslrh 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Ramesh 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): dont hav a pet:( If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper, Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you argue with your friends at lunch with who you would rather date, Edward Cullen or Jacob Black. Crazy is not sleeping 3 nights in a row because you stayed up reading fanfiction and then jumping in bed at 7:00 am when you’re mom comes to wake you up so you can get ready to go to work with her, where there is a computer where you continue to read fanfiction. Crazy is laughing your ass off while you’re supposed to be giving a report on Pluto and then being threatened by you teacher that she will fail you if you don’t stop cackling like an idiotic hyena. Wrote a fanfiction (for your own amusement) about Edward Cullen falling in love with a turtle who loves a monkey, but Emmett loves the monkey and threatens to squish the turtle which makes Edward go all PMSy! Crazy is freaking out because you saw a silver volvo and tripped on the sidewalk laughing like a (twilight) maniac.Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class.Crazy is having an argument with your best friend about who gets to date Edward Cullen.Crazy is when you compare everything anf everyone to Twilight. Crazy is when you knick name you eraser Fang from Maximum Ride so he can always be with you then when one of your friends drops him down a drain accidently you start to bawl your eyes out. Crazy is when you are in the car and you pass a building and scream cause you think it says ITEX when really it says INEX and you do that every time you pass it even though you've seen it a million times before. Crazy is when you read this thing and are agreeing to pretty much everything on it. Crazy is when you dress up in all black, name the weird thing that's on your braclet 'Nigel-san' or 'Sensei-san', and run around claiming to be 'Ninja Fang' and singing the Ghostbusters theme song. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! I like random rants. I guess this could be a random rant even though it's not about stuff that I hate. Hey! That's almost an alliteration. Random rant, random rant, random rant! Alliterations are kewl, but not as kewl as spelling kewl, k-e-w-l. 'Cause spelling kewl that way is just the awsomest. Awsomest should totally be a word, and so should funner. I mean really, who says more fun in a normal conversation? No one that's who! Hmm. Maybe Odyseus said more fun, he did say his name was no one. Actually he said his name was nobody, but it's close enough. Odyseus was really smart. Too bad most or all of those stories are made up. It would be so kewl if it weren't. We'd all be in, like, PJO or something. Okay, maybe not everyone. Some one would have to be the innocent bystander or villager. Oh! Did you know that it used to be that you were guilty until proven innocent? That would NOT be kewl. Not that I've been to court or jail for anything, it's just well...that doesn't seem just...If you like random rants copy and paste this on to your profile 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, Ailat, apollo's daughter909 A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold is true) You love hoodies. Total: 7 YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold is true) You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 7 |
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