Name: Vail, that's all you get

Age: young enough to hope

Attitude: lazy

Hobbies: lots of reading and gaming

If you are the type of Guy that makes the devil go "Oh crap, he's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning copy and paste this.

Hey my authentic japanese name is 弓 Yumi (archery) 大輝 Taiki (large radiance)

If you want your own real japanese name go here!

A BLUE Dragon Lies Beneath!

My inner dragon is the Water Elemental dragon. If there ever was a draconic example of a supple attitude, my inner dragon is it. Just sit back and go with the flow. *contented sigh*

CHALLENGES

Naruto

To become a father

We have all seen the stories were Naruto gets together with various MILfs, and the sons hates him, but what if that was only at first. What if he fell for the mother of his so-called rival. What if her two sons started to see Naruto as a better father then their real one ever was. Can he handle the responsibilities of being a father and a ninja while one of his sons is just starting his ninja career and the other is a captain in ANBU. When you got a organization of S-rank missing-nin after you and a certain snake wants both your sons there is one saying that couldn't be more true, "it's not easy being a dad."

requirements:

Pairing Naruto and Mikoto

the Uchiha massacre did happen but Itachi didn't do it

Maybe a little Sasuke bashing at first(the rest of the bashing is up to you)

Naruto and the Uchiha brothers have to have a father-son bond/relationship

Naruto and Karas crossover

Karas of the Tides

Naruto may have not known who his father was, but he did know that his mother cared for him. He could always be seen carrying around a momento of his mother, an odd-looking pocket watch. The Sandaime had told him that it had something to do with the Karas legend from the Sixth great village Uzushio when it was given to him. He didn't see why it was so important until the scroll of seals incident. When his teacher Mizuki started to change into something little before seen, Naruto could hear a voice chanting, "1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9.. and it is 10... sway to and fro sway, awaken now Karas."

requirements:

pairing Naruto and Any girl(s)

Naruto is smart and strong but not god-like

Uzushio is/was one of the great villages(so everyone knows of the Uzumaki clan)

Optional:

Naruto can try to restart/join Uzushio

there can be Sasuke and Sakura bashing, the rest is up to you

Naruto and Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan crossover

Naruto's Bludgeoning Angel

What if over the 3 years training trip Jiraiya actually managed to corrupt Naruto more than he thought he did, and that because of that Naruto ends up making a seal to stop women from aging, ending up making a pervert's dream world. It is because of this act that Kami and the other gods feel insulted that a mortal figured out how to manufacture immortality, so they send an angel assassin to the past, during the chunin exams, to kill him so he can never figure out the secrets to immortality or getting so close to making all humans lose their fear of death. That plan is quickly scrapped when she actually meets him, she decides to help him instead by making sure he never learns the way of the pervert. First though she just has to figure out what are these strange feels she gets when she is around him.

requirements:

pairing Naruto and Dokuro/Harem(no Sakura or Hinata)

smart slightly perverted Naruto

No killing Naruto ever five seconds, if you have seen Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan then you know what I mean

Naruto and dragon crisis crossover

Dragon-nin Crisis

In a world of cursed treasures known as "Lost Precious" that are hunted and collected by people called Breakers there is a family that studies the art of the shinobi that has become famous among the Breakers, the Namikaze. Especially the current heads of the family Minato Namikaze and his wife Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze, but this story is not about the heads of the family but the heir, Naruto Namikaze. He has a long road ahead of him with many problems throughout it. What with a house full of dragons, living with his foul-mouthed cousin, dealing with an organization of rouge Breakers, and finding out and coming to terms with the fact he and his mother aren't human. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

requirements:

pairing Naruto and Rose/harem

dragon Kushina and Naruto(what type is up to you)

Optional:

Naruto is somewhat like Dante(original Devil May Cry) in personality

Bleach

Hell's Bounty Hunter

When Ichigo escaped with his family from Hell he thought that was the last he would see of it, and he would never have to deal with it again. That is until he finds out that the power the Kushanāda had bestowed on him didn't fade like he thought, but settled in and merged fully into his being. Not to long after that little revelation he gets a message from Urahara that more Sinners are escaping from hell with everyday that passes, and that it has all fallen to Ichigo to find and return them to the gate before they can cause an imbalance in the rebirth cycle. Can he learn to handle the new pressure added that comes with a job he never applied for, acting as Hell's bounty hunter?

requirements:

pairing Ichigo and any less used girl(ex; Senna, Nozomi, ect.)

He keeps the skull-clad form and powers from the 4th movie

optional:

Some old enemies return as Sinners

Use some iconic criminals as Sinners (ex: Vlad the impaler, Jack the ripper, ect.)

Bleach and Karas crossover

The Crow of Karakura

As Karakura town became the jūreichi it started to attract more then just the attention of Aizen and a few strong hollows, and because of that a yōkai priestess has come to this city to choose a guardian to keep the new inhabitants inline.What if this so called Yurine took an interest in our scowling protagonist, and thought that he was the one for the job. Then when he lost his shinigami powers she gave him the chance to fight as a different type of spiritual warrior, and to be able to protect his loved ones once more. After all Hollows aren't the only demons that prey upon humans that can go unseen. How will the seireitei react when they hear a Karas has appeared in Karakura, and taken it under his jurisdiction?

requirements:

paring Ichigo and any girl (not Rukia)

can happen before the rescue Rukia arc or after the two years time skip, either way he is not too happy with soul society

Optional:

He can still have an inner hollow and quincy powers, how it affects him and his Karas abilities are up to you

One Piece and Fate/Stay Night crossover

The Blades of D.

What if Luffy never ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi and instead took the taster looking fruit that Shanks had won from an odd old man in a poker game. Only to find out that it was one of the few fruit thought to be a legend of a legend, the Feikā Feikā no Mi(Faker Faker Fruit). At the news about the powers he now has and the extra burden that comes with them sinks in Luffy vows to surpass the legendary EMIYA, and show the world a pirate can be a hero of justice. With his goals set and mind clear he looks to the future with but one thing to say, "So as I pray now, I call forth Unlimited Blade Works!"

requirements:

smart Shirou/Archer like Luffy

pairing Luffy and Tashigi/harem

Optional:

Sabo lives and joins Luffy's crew

One Piece and Fate/Stay Night crossover

The Pirate King of Heroes

On the night of Sabo's death Luffy runs off into the forest and doesn't stop till he collapses from exhaustion in front of an old tree and passes out. Waking the next day he notices something, an old man walking around talking about making a wrong turn after passing a loudmouth ninja. When he finally notices Luffy they end up talking, and the odd man offers him a special fruit if he would owe the man one favor in the future. Seeing nothing wrong with it Luffy agrees swallowing the fruit whole. Then the man tells him that he just ate the mystical Babirongēto no Mi(Babylon Gate Fruit), the fruit whose first and last user was known as the King of Heroes, and the truth about just who Luffy really is. When asked why the man simple says, "Hopefully this will relieve some of my boredom." With all these new revelation Luffy slightly changes his plans for the future, now he aims to reclaim his father's throne and gather together a crew of 'heroes' worthy of the True King himself.

requirements:

Gol D. Roger is Luffy's father

pairing Luffy and any girl/harem

a slightly Gilgamesh like Luffy

No Pluton in the Gate or it is somewhat nerfed

Optional:

Zelretch can call in the favor by pulling Luffy temporarily into the nasuverse for a Grail War as a master or servant

Luffy can take his servant/master back to his world

Luffy could try to collect rare things his Gate doesn't have stored in it. (ex. Poseidon a.k.a. Shirahoshi, other devil fruit, naturally formed treasures)

Percy Jackson and Kamen Rider crossover

The Rider Legacy

Being related to a God isn't all that great, in fact it is down right dangerous. Plus people like me really don't have those OP powers that demigods do to protect themselves. Although like them I never had a choice in the matter and the danger that comes with it, but because of it I was able to choose if I could handle another legacy and the larger dangers that it would add to my plate. To accept it and the dangers that come with it all I have to do is take up a title that many people have carried before, the title of “Kamen Rider”.

Requirements:

The character is a legacy of a god/titan

They use their limited legacy powers to build the driver

They end up going to one of the camps

they have a bike (they are called a "Kamen Rider")

optional:

They can be the legacy of more then one god/titan

when they come into the PJ timeline

Anti-hero by PJ standards (they protect humans even from other humans/gods/demi-gods)

they can be a OC Rider or a existing one

If you guys are reading this then you have somehow (through a single mouse click) stumbled upon one of the lost Profiles of FanFiction.net. Only a few people know of these profiles so now that you know you must keep it a secret.

Now and forever, throughout wars and revolutions searching for these profiles, you will watch, the guardians of a great secret that the world will forever search for, but never find.

You will carry this secret to your grave. In sickness and in health,through thick and thin you will tell no one.

You children and wife will know that you carry a heavy secret but they will never know it upon the penalty of death.

And finally when you are on your death bed and you are waiting for the ever approaching darkness that is death, you look back on your life and will have one real regret.

That you didn't stop the WWIII by telling the secret of the profiles

Copy this to join the ranks of the Lost Profiles Of FanFiction the cause brothers and sisters in writing.

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with his colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh, God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

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