G'day peoples from all over the world!

Just to get it out there, Aussies don't ride Emus and Kangaroos to work, school or random places. Plus we don't walk our pet Koalas most of us don't even have a Koala to being with. Hehe okay that was me trying to be funny but i suck at that... anyways...

For starters I'm a big Sasuke and Sakura fan, god i hope they get together! They are mean't to be, don't you think (:

edit they ended up together OH my Gosh

So 10 things you should know about me... *clears throat*

1- I am a girl

2- I am a 16 year old girl (22, 2019)

3- I wish I could post my art work on devient art. Of Sasuke and Sakura, just to let you know.

4- I'm in love with Itachi Uchiha. If he was alive, i would kidnap him. Hehe...

5- My top 5 animes/mangas i love to watch and somethime read are;

(1) Naruto

(2) One Piece

(3) The Bride Of The Water God

(4) Soul Eater

(5) Black Bird

6- I love reading twilight fanfiction when i am bored and i have to say it is really good. I love it .

7- When I'm not reading, writing, doing assignment, drawing or studying... and doing some sporting activity... I'm singing... i suck )':

8- Poop... :))

9- I'm part of the Bro Army. Yes, I'm a Pewdiepie fan. But I'm not overrated. 9.5 I'm a Marzipan too ().()

10- My dreams for the future aye well... "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone." Nah just joking, but anyways I don't know what to do with life. So meh.

The Pairings I ship are:

Naruto:-

1. SasuSaku (OTP)

2. IndraSaku

3. MadaSaku

4. NaruHina

5. MinaKushi

6. ShikaTema

7. SaiIno

8. HashMito

9. SuiKari

10. NejiTen

Other Pairings I like that aren't Naruto:-

GrUvia

NaLu

GaLevy

SoulxMaka

Edwella

SteinMarrie

HadesPersephone

NoctisxLight

Naruto Quotes & Naruto Shippuden Quotes

Uzumaki Naruto

"Dattebayo!" (Original Japanese version)

"Believe It!" (English dub)

"I won't run away anymore... I won't go back on my word... that is my ninja way!"

"To become Hokage is my dream!"

When talking to Sai about saving Sasuke from Orochimaru*

"I don't care who I have to fight!
If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death!
If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!
If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!
And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from the grave!
Even If i'm torn to shreds, I'm taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!"

"The pain of being alone...is not an easy one to bear..why is it...that I can understand your pain? But...I already have many people who are important to me now...and I can't let you hurt any of them...even if I have to kill you!"

"Hey, you stupid fox! You're in my body and you owe me rent! So for payment, I'll take your chakra! You got that?!"

To Sasuke*"Hey kid, you’re not hurt, are you? You scaredy-cat!”

To Sasuke*“I won’t let Orochimaru have you! I will stop you even if I have to break every bone in your body!”

“Until I become Hokage, I refuse to die!”

“If being smarter means what you say it does, I’ll remain a fool my entire life!”

“There’s no need for Konoha’s Hokage to deal with the likes of these guys. You just go enjoy a nice cup of tea or something.”

Uchiha Sasuke

"I have long since closed my eyes... My only goal is in the darkness."

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone."

"I understand now. Even if I must take the devil's fruit, I must gain power. I am an avenger."

Talking to Naruto*
"Just shut up for once! What the hell do you know about it?! It's not like you ever had a family in the first place! You were on your own right from the beginning, what makes you think you know anything about it?! Huh?! I'm suffering now because I had those ties, how on earth could you possibly understand, what it feels like to lose all that?!"

"If you think I'm just a foolish kid ruled by his emotions, that's fine. Following Itachi's path would be childish, the whispering of fools who don't know hatred. If anyone else tries to ridicule the way I live, I'll slaughter everyone they ever cared about. And then maybe they'll understand what it's like to taste...a little of my hatred."

Haruno Sakura

Talking to Sasuke*"On that day, you taught me that solitude is painful! I understand that so well right now. I have family, and I have friends but if you're gone... To me... It will be the same as being alone."

"Shannaro!"

"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... now, get a good look at my back!"

"Naruto's here because he's made up his mind. My resolve is nothing compared to his now! I'm supposed to be a ninja, but all I've ever done is lean on him and cry... I was supposed to change that... I came here and I thought I was ready. But I can't do anything... I can't say anything. The only thing that remains for me...is to believe in them!"

About killing Sasuke* I... Sasuke... I... I thought I could do this...

"I'm the one who made Naruto suffer the most... I've just been getting it wrong. Just been messing it up... I don't want to get it wrong anymore...don't want to screw it up anymore."

Talking to Yamato*"Same as always... I can only do the dumbest of things for Naruto..."

"A smile is the easiest way out of a difficult situation."

To Sasuke* "I... I love you with all my heart!.. If you were to stay here with me, there would be no regrets...because every day we'd do something fun, we'd be happy I swear..! I would do anything for you! So...please, just stay with me!"

to Ino* "Didn't you know? Women have to be strong in order to survive!"

Hatake Kakashi

"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life."

"The next generation will always surpass the previous one. It's one of the never-ending cycles in life."

"I won't allow my comrades to die. I'll protect you with my life. Trust me."

"In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum, that's true, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum."

Uchiha Itachi

"You aren't even worth killing, foolish little brother."

"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me."

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

Pain / Nagato

"You think you're the only ones who matter. You think you can put off death. But that peace made you foolish and thoughtless. If you kill someone, someone else will kill you… this hatred binds us together."

"Those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace."

"I want you to feel pain, to think about pain, to accept pain, to know pain."

Rock Lee

A genius, huh? What does that mean? 'Genius'? So I was not born with a whole lot of natural talent, not gifted like Neji ... but I work hard and I never give up! That is my gift; that is my ninja way!"

Orochimaru

"There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you."

Uchiha Madara

When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred.

Gaara of the Desert

A young Gaara attempts to slash his wrist "It's no use; the sand gets in the way."

"I fight for my sake only and live to love no one but myself."

"A soul needs a purpose to live... and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill everyone besides myself. I felt alive..."

Tenten

"The weaker you are the louder you bark."

"What I'm saying is, in the end, everyone is alone, right?"

Yamanaka Ino

"There's no meaning to a flower unless it blooms."

"SHIKAMARU! Beat her up with a 16 HIT COMBO!"

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!"

Uchiha Obito

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."

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Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? Sasuke: No Sakura: Do you like me? Sasuke: Not really Sakura: Do you want me? Sasuke: No Sakura: Would you cry if I left? Sasuke: No Sakura: Would you live for me? Sasuke: No Sakura: Would you do anything for me? Sasuke: No Sakura: Choose, me or your life? Sasuke: My life

Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Put this on your "Profile" and- Write you're username here-(anilove15)- if you love "Naruto" (anilove15)

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You dye your hair white and spy on girls. · You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. · You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. · Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!" · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. · You faint when someone touches your forehead. · You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. · You try to kill your brother every day. · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. · You always wear an orange jumpsuit. · You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. · You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth". · You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". · You always carry a large fan behind you. · You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. · In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. · Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. · Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. · Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan. · When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. · When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. · You name your pig Ton-ton. · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. · You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. · You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. · You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence. · When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times. · You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. · You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. · You have a frog wallet. · Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke. · Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms. · You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. · You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth. · When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye. · Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

ღ ღ ღ Put this on your-"profile" if you love-Sasuke! ღ ღღ

Man: Where have you been all my life? Female: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Female: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down here. Man: Your place or mine? Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Female: I'm a female doctor. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Female: Do not enter. Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Female: Unfertilized. Male: Your body is like a temple. Female: Sorry. There are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Female: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I would die happy. Female: If I saw you naked, I would probably die laughing.

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay.

I am in an angel's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry

If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

Akatsuki Emoticons

/_\ Itachi

O.\/ Deidara

\ o.o / Zetsu

-:- Pain (Yahiko)

O_o= Kisame

@ Tobi

-.- Konan

o.o Hidan

--_-- Kakuzu.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it!

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. · Live by a strict diet of only ramen. · Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. · Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. · Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan". · Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. · Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. · Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names. · Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. · Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. · Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. · Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. · Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out. · Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n. · Start to call your teachers Sensei. · Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. · Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. · Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. · Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. · Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. · Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. · Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. · Can spout out a random character quote on command. · Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. · Sneak around and try to beat your grand father. · Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". · Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. · Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. · Read manga 24 hours non-stop. · Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. · Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". · When you run, you run with your arms behind you. · Try to walk on top of a hot spring. · When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage. · Write your name in blood on a big scroll. · Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter. · You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. · You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. · You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. · You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. · You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. · You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. · You always wear green, skintight clothes. · When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. · You dye your hair white and spy on girls. · You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. · You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons. · You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons. · You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee. · You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. · Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!" · You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke. · Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand. · You faint when someone touches your forehead. · You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees. · You try to kill your brother every day. · Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. · You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking. · You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor. · You always wear an orange jumpsuit. · You claim your life goal is to kill your brother. · You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth". · You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence. · You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball. · You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!". · You always carry a large fan behind you. · You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him. · In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" · Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body. · Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara. · Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow. · Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan. · When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself. · When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points. · You name your pig Ton-ton. · You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone. · You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball. · You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous. · You call your teacher Iruka-sensei. · You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village. · You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence. · You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you. · You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome. · You have a frog wallet. · Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission. · You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. · You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. · You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth. · When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye. · Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!

32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.

I ship Fairy Tale couples, but I don't watch or read it. I look up the couples on the fairy tale couples wiki. I might start watching/ reading it ((: