"Hello!" Is what I would say if I were some british dandy with more pairs of shoes than your grandmother, but I like you so I'll spare the the long-winded introductions. I'm TheChaplinOfSovietRussia and I've come to enlighten the world with my stories of adventure and mystery. Now, I will upload a story soon so stick around until then. If you do not like my stories than please angrily post in the comments how it offends and demoralizes you. Good day, for it is all I have to look forward to.