TheMainProtagonist

Okay, so I'll admit this isn't my first account. I'm still going with it, and my stories are okay, I guess. I mean I have a couple of hundred reviews for them, so I guess they can't suck that much. I really only created this account so I could do some different kinds of stories, which I really can't do with the other one because I guess people have sort of expected me to do a certain thing, and if I suddenly come out with this crap story then obviously no one will want to read any future stories or whatever. But it's okay if I come out with some random story here, and if people react badly then I'll just delete it. No biggie.

"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'" - Jack Handey