SuperNerd2006
This is the profile of the allmighty SuperNerd2006... This is my second account, mainly for my friend, but she's letting me do my own profile. Please ignore the split persionalities in the stories. For all of those who might care, my name is Elissa. I'm seventeen years old and in my senior year in high school. My life consists of GEC (Great Expectations Choir), school, drama club, and writing. I've got a 4.2 GPA, and I like it (it is possible people). When I graduate, I'd like to go to A&M, or possibly OSU, though my friend and I have planned to apply to all of the best ones in the Country, and a few in Europe. Also, please note that it is not programed in my sytem to write depressing endings, unless I can't possibly twist it around, and even then it won't be drastically depressing. I don't know what it is... Fav Books Harry Potter Fav Anime Inuyasha Song Of The Week: There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet by Panic! At The Disco Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it. Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and Talk to the mirror, choke back tears. I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it. Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. I'm all about the impossible... I love stories about things that will never happen. Anything about Kagome running off, getting captured by Sesshoumaru and falling in love with him, or Kagome getting hurt by Inuyasha and getting comforted by Miroku. Don't get me wrong, I love a good Inu/Kag, but there's nothing better than a well written Sess/Kag, Mir/Kag, or even a Kog/Kag every once and a while. In case you couldn't tell by now, I am odd. I am quite possibly the oddest person you will ever hear of. And I like it. Just to prove my odness, a few of my favotite quotes are: Person: Bite me... Reply: Where at and how hard? Put that in your pipe and smoke it! Do you bite your thumb at me, sir? Konichiwa! What took a shit in your cornflakes, then crawled up your ass and died? Cruel... but cute, so I'm worth it. I can count to purple backwards. Out you carrion, you baggage, you tallow face! Ever get the feeling someone is watching you? Seriously. We need to buy Paul a bell, that way we know when we need to reach behind us and smack him in advance. Kris: I want my pants back. Bobby: Why would I have your pants? Kris: From when you took them off the other day. Bobby: But that was so you could put mine on. Kris: But you took those off too! Bobby: They were my pants, they were so much easier to take off... And Pauls eyes just kept getting bigger... The shark and its anonymous victm. I feel so sorry for the paper... You know what I think? We filled her full of every kind of pill so she won't cough and make a noise! NO TALKING! YOU'RE ON DRUGS! Leave the drama on the stage... I'M GONNA DIE IN A BLONDE SHIRT! A few things that irritate me to no end when I'm reading stories... -When people write about something that they clearly don't know anything about. You don't sound smart, if anything you soud really stupid. Stick with the stuff you know. -When someone places an adjective in front of a verb or noun for the sake of sounding smart, or thinking it makes them a better writer. I'm all for descriptivness, but my English teacher from eigth grade always used to say show, not tell. If you're going to describe something, don't just say the humungous room. Describe just how big it was. The cavernous room rang with the laughter of the many people filling it, the sounds echoing off the high celing and wide walls. -When a story clearly hasn't been proof read, at all. Simpe grammar mistakes like the sound was a loud as an screaching siren. Totally throws me off, and I have to go on a rampage about the grammar instead of reading the story. -BLATANT SPELLING MISTAKES! I admit, I'm not the best speller in the world, probably one of the worst, but that's why Word has Spell Check people. -A story with no plot. It's pointless and a waste of the reader's time. -Cliche. I do admit I like some of the old steriotypes, but when every other story becomes the same old thing, it get's kinda old, don't you think? -The word big. I don't know why, but that word get's on my nerves. There are so many other adjectives that you could be using other than big, don't you think? -Jumbled paragraphs. When one sentence is saying something, and then the next sentence is something totaly different. It's irritating. -Redundancy. It's probibaly the most irritating thing under the sun. No one wants to read something like; It was dark. Darkness surrounded her. Nothing could be seen. Most people get the point after you say it the first time. -Flames. Totaly inconsiderate and not needed. If you don't like my wiriting, I don't care, but I don't need a review about my hard work telling me it sucks. I don't think anyone likes that. Enough with the negatives... Now with the positives! -When I can actually see what the character is seeing. The vivid imagry that makes you forget that you are in your house, and makes you think you are in Ancien Japan, or anywhere else for that matter. -A good, jucy plot. Something complicated and totaly original that makes me think and keeps me hungry for more. -Character development. I want to know right at the begining who the character is, and everything about them. But in a creative way. Not My name is (name here) and I'm an average High School Student. One-Shots. They were a gift from the fanfiction gods. -Fluff. I'm a sucker for fluffed up romantic scenes between characters, even a bit of tasteful lemonage. Current Projects About The Current Projects |
