Hi!!!

My name is Hoahphgfan

I live in: I love Clove World

Fave color: Blue

Fave show: Once upon a time

Fave movie: Now you see me

Fave book: Cirque Du Freak/Hunger Games/Harry Potter/Croak I just can't choose

Fave songs: Say something, Bad, and To have a home

Fave band: The Cab

Fave holiday: Halloween

Fave musical play: Twisted

Fave songs from Twisted. Twisted, or I steal everything

Are you a tomboy or a girly-girl?

ummmm... I'm smack center. I would NEVER be caught dead in a skirt or dress, and I hate my hair styled. I occasionally wear makeup, and I take dance, so ya. I'd say maybe 65% Tomboy and... whatever the percentage left Girlygirl. As you can see, I suck at math.

What's your fave genre of music?

Alternative

What music/bands/artists do you dislike *Ahem, HATE*?

Justin Bieber (sounds/looks like a girl), Rebecca Black (who likes her again?), One Direction (overrated much?) and Toybox (too weird)

Favorite Colors?

Blue, red, and black

Team Peeta or Team Gale?

neither... GO TEAM CLOVE!!! And TEAM CLATO

Which Greek God is your parent?

Athena

Favorite book series'?

Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Cirque Du Freak, and Croaks

Name?

hahahahahaha NOPE

Age?

still a big NOPE

Do you have a love life?

Never had a boyfriend in my life, but I do have a crush.

Favorite hairstyle?

Down always NEVER UP!!! NEVER!!!!

Nickname?

Trisha But you can call me Clove/Hoahphgfan/Clover

Male or Female?

Female

Pants or Skirts

JEANS

Vans or Chucks?

Chucks

Biggest secret?

Wouldn't be a secret if I told you, now WOULD IT?!

Regular everyday outfit?

T-shirt skinny jeans, black sneakers

Hello?

Hi!!!!

What are you against?

Alcohol, drugs, abortion, bullying, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, one direction and so on...

Favorite Couples in:

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Hunger Games

Cato/Clove

Katniss/Peeta

Who is your best friend:

Ams, Nines, Piper, Mars, Pops,

Any obsessions?

CLOVE!!!

Fanfiction.net

books

music

Harry potter

Hunger games

House of anubis

Clato

Jewelrey

What are your fave sports?

Soccer, volleyball, and track

Do you like Italian food?

DUH!! But not as much as chinese YUM!!!

Where are you from?

America (of course), Brittan

Weird things about me:

Fave Couples:

Harry Potter: (Ron/Hermione..Romione) (Harry/Ginny..Hanny) (Neville and Luna..Luvila)

House Of Anubis: (Fabian and Nina..Fabina) (Patricia and Eddie..Peddie) (Jerome and Mara..Jara) and (Amber and Alfie...Alfber)

Austin and Ally: (Austin and Ally..Ausly) (Trish and Dez... Trez)

Hunger Games: (Peeta and Katniss..Peetniss) (Cato and Clove...Clato)

H2O: (Bella and Will...Biwella) (Cleo and Lewis...Clewis) (Rikki and Zane...Rikane)

You know you're obsessed with House Of Anubis when...

You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.
You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.
You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.
Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."
You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.
You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.
You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.
You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.
You think of Mick and Nina whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.
You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.
You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.
You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.
You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!

P.S The ones in bold I have done

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Laughed at something that happened yesterday.
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (marshmellow, just as bad)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from an apple squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it(Does texting count?)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (Fun!!! But them i got yelled at :(
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

84/100!!! Man I am stupid!!! :P

RaNdOmNeSs

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

It’s retarded it’s ridiculous it’s re-dic-u-tard-ed.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh snap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

In your bed, its 6 am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 7:45.

At school, its 1:30 pm. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 1:30 pm. =D

What’s up with that?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then, sit back and watch the whole world wonder how the heck you DID that.

When life gives you lemons, read them and drool.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Don't ever frown; you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

No'ones afraid of heights they're afraid of falling, No'ones afraid of swimming they're afraid of drowning, No'ones afraid of love they're afraid of rejection

Pick the month and date you were born on and find out your sentence.

Month:
January: I kissed
February: I despise
March: I laughed with
April: I went shopping with
May: I hate (Dislike)
June: I kicked
July: I tricked
August: I told on
September: I spied on
October: I spent 2 hours with
November: I washed dishes with
December: I poured milk/water on

Dates:
1: Ms. Valentine
2: Ms. Andrews
3: Victor
4: Vera
5: Rufus
6: Mr. Sweet
7: Poppy Clark
8: Mr. Clark
9: Jasper
10: The Collector
11: Nina's Gran
12: Eddie
13: Sarah
14: Emily
15: Senkhara
16: Piper
17:Nina
18:Trudy
19: Mick
20: Patricia
21: Joy
22: Victor
23: Robert. F Smythe
24: Jerome
25: Mr. Sweet
26: Mara
27: Jasper
28: Amber
29: Alfie
30: Sarah
31: Fabian

Mine is I kicked Alfie!!!!

If you're a House of Anubis Fan, copy and paste this-

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A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. copy this into you profile if you would do this for the one you love.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile. :)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS, EDWARD RAN AWAY! BELLA DIED, JACOB CRIED, POTTER ALL THE WAY!

Harry beat Voldemort, and Voldemort beat Cedric, so Harry beat Cedric. Cedric is Robert Pattinson, and Robert Pattinson is Edward, so Cedric is Edward. Since Harry beat Cedric, that means that Harry beat Edward. Therefore, if you take Harry to mean Harry Potter and Edward to mean Twilight, that means that Harry Potter beats Twilight!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! By the way i am not random i'm just OMG a fish :0

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

Names! :

1. Your Gangster Name! (first 3 letters of your first name and izzle) Sarizzle

2. Your Detective Name (colour and an animal): Blue elephant

3. Your Soap Opera Name (Your middle name and the name of the current street your living at): Elizabeth Peachwood

4. Your Star Wars Name (The first 3 letters of your surname, first 2 letters of your first name and the last 3 letters of your mum's maiden name): Popsalog! ohh i like that it sounds like posicle

5. Your Superhero/heroine Name (Colour and favourite drink): purple Dr. pepper

6. Your Arab Name, Though This Seems Racist I'll Do It Randomly (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your surname, any letter of your middle name (s), 2nd letter of your mum's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's first middle name, 1st letter of a sibling(s) first name and last letter of your mum's middle name(s): speojmaa

7. Your Witness Protection Name (One of your mum's middle names): Anita

8. Your Goth Name, I'll Do It Even Though It's Stereotypist (The colour black and one of the names of your pet(s): black bear

9. Your Rock Star Name (A fruit and a weapon that can injure): lemon knife

10. Your Pirate Name (2nd favourite colour and a pirate accesory) red peg leg

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

I was walking around in a Target store when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly, leaving the little boy still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, but he continued, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"Okay," he said. "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing, and then we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy closed his eyes and said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. That was when I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl had died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would probably not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself; I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have two choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbo?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. (This HAS happened to me and girl you know I'm talking about you!!!!!)

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run girl run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DARN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

Name your top 12 Hunger Games favorite characters in order

1. Clove!!!! (She is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Why did she have to die????

2. Finnick (Hillarious)

3. Annie (Crazyily sweet)

4. Cato (Crazy Sociopath)

5. Johanna ( She is an awesome ax throwing chick!!! What could get better!!!?)

6. Rue (A little sweetheart)

7. Katniss (She can use a bow and arrow with ease! It is a lot harder than you may think! I would know!)

8. Foxface (She is just AWESOME!)

9. Enobaria (I don't really know why I like her much but I do!!!)

10. Prim (she is just too cute)

11. Haymitch (Hillariouly drunk)

12. Effie (One reason "That is mahongany")

1) Have you ever read a one/four fanfic before?

Yes SO MANY I love Clato

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Um he's cute but not hot (To me any) I have this one friend who is obsessed with him like I am with clove!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

UM that would never happen and its just wrong

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

A few

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

NO Finnick is annie's

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

5/9 because they are about the same age but still GROSS

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

When Annie meets Prim for the first time she knows it Prim is an adroable little girl. (I don't know that was really bad)

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Maybe a friendship fluff but I doubt it!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Look I'm trying!

11) What would seven be buying at sportsmans?

Probably new arrows for her bow

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I don't think so

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

No

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

No I suppose not

15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Where's Buttercup?

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

I'm coming home

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: you are about to read a random story.

18) What would be a pick up line that ten would use on 2?

You saved my sister can you try to save me??

Unnamed Hunger Games Tributes

District 3 boy:Mack Relot,

District 3 girl: Kennedy Style,

District 4 girl: Aqua Kent,

District 4 boy: Fin Tention,

District 5 boy: Jason Sment,

District 6 boy: Lee Katem,

District 6 girl: Grace Nanten,

District 7 boy: Noah Price,

District 7 girl: Joyce Fendre,

District 8 boy: Fletcher Chen,

District 8 girl: Sunny Thomas,

District 9 boy: Joseph Phoenix,

District 9 girl: Thalia Frento,

District 10 boy: Grayson Rider,

District 10 girl: Lynn Rider

JINGLE BELLS HAYMITCH SMELLS THRESH RAN AWAY CLOVE DIED CATO CRIED KATNISS ALL THE WAY!!!!

My Promise to The Hunger Games!

I promise to remember Rue,
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface,
every time I eat a strange new berry

If a little girl ever pets a goat,
I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed,
Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire,
I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta,
When I eat cake that is sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind,
when someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove,
Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer,
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind,
If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show,
I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch,
If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato,
When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie,
When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games,
And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters,
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her...

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

Friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

Her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

One in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh?

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches
long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my
arms and legs. The sound of
your heart beat is my favorite
lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned
how to suckmy thumb.
If you could see me you
could definitely tell that
I am a baby.I'm not big
enough to survive outside
my home though. It is so
nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy! I hope that
makes you happy. I always
want you to be happy. I don't
like it when you cry. You sound
so sad. It makes me sad too and
I cry with you even though you
can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting
to grow. It is very short and
fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time
exercising. I can turn my head
and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you. He said
that I'm not a baby. I am a baby
Mommy, your baby. I think and
feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I
don't like him. He seems cold
and heartless. Something is
intruding my home. The doctor
called it a needle. Mommy what
is it? It burns! Please make him
stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's
arms. He is holding me. He told me
about abortion. Why didn't you want
me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Mummy...
Johnny brought a gun
to school He told his friends
that it was cool And when he
pulled the trigger back It shot
with a great crack Mummy I was
a good girl I did what I was told I went
to school, I got straight A's, I even got the
gold But mummy when I went to school that
day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I
had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny
shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he
got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy
that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend,
that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the
only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be
waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were
always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the
rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never
to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have
to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy
I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really
did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm
slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember
I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I
heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to
college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going
with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I
wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to
live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell
my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I
always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is
"mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were
lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't
smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just
keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say...
"goodbye"

Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this nto your profile!

My name is Madi

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Madi

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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