Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

The last thing Rossi had bought on for, when he'd returned from retirement, was the mentoring of an FBI oddball, a freak of nature, a socially inept, brilliantly gifted, geek. Nerd. Dork. "Nope, not for me. He's somebody else's problem." Until the book project. Set in Season Five.

Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

The entire Unit is under arrest for corruption. Only Spencer Reid has managed to elude Ethics and Internal Affairs. Can he and his improbable partner in crime, Erin Strauss, save the team? Whole gang appears, has POV moments. FIFTEEN chapters and an Epilogue. Started serious, turned goofy fast on me.