New twist on an old idea. Instead of getting the cursed pie, Cyborg got something to prank a certain changeling and half-demon. The results, are more surprising then anyone would have thought.

War has come between the humans and the fairies. Artemis never kidnaps Holly, and at the tender age of fifteen is working for the government, keeping the fairy race away from humanity. Yet, fate still dictates for a certain chance meeting. AU Hartemis

It shouldn't be expected that they will always win. Or always have won. And if, just once, Holly and Artemis did lose, what else must have been lost? Only the freedom of an entire civilization, under the geis. Subjugation and an impossible redemption.

Artemis Fowl, brilliant mastermind, kidnaps Holly Short, a dumb elf in the LEP. When he kidnaps the elf, he ends up getting more than he bargained for... Then, Opal actually manages to take over the World, but was it worth it? Later, Butler gets killed and Artemis's invention is stolen. Will Butler be brought back to life? Rated M for adult themes. More adventures coming!

In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!

A/H. SPOILERS for TLG. Three months after the battle with Opal, Holly is still trying to pick up the pieces...

"Once upon a time, there was a little boy, and he was made of metal. I know, you know this one, my dear, but the best stories are the ones we hear a hundred times." Saying goodbye to the Artemis Fowl series.

"HEY!" shouted Beast boy glaring at both Robin and Cyborg, as they started sniggering "I said it was digging into -not up- my ass." One-shots centering mostly around Beast boy. With the other Titans along for the ride.

Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H

Edited to be more clear. Why Artemis and Holly shouldn't be together... Oh my Fowl, has the Creatress jumped ship? Hell, NO! Humour/Parody/SATIRE! A/H Second chapter up, explaining how their kids would turn out...

It's always the same bitter battles, the same unending wars. But what is truly evil, and what has good become?

One night Holly's daughter asks for a bedtime story. Unable to think of one, she talks of dragons and an imprisoned princesses, all of who aren't quite what they seem. Artemis/Holly fluff.

Artemis is not a normal child: it is safe to assume his nightmares will not be normal either. Repost, oneshot.