Hi I'm Alice May and I've been writing stories for as long as I can remember, I love coming up with an idea and make it come alive in way through my writing and I hope you guys at least like what I write. Sorry my profile isn't very snazzy.

Yeah so... I'm kinda bored so I'm gonna post random quotes that I like. By the way I own none of these.

-Dear Boys, until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be with someone else, you're not as strong as you think.

-I'm not avoiding.

Then what do you call not answering?

Umm...Detouring.

-"I'd rather have a life of 'oh well's' than a life of 'what if's.'"

-Bad decisions make good stories

-Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

-Good Girls are made of Sugar and Spice. My Girls are made of Vodka and Ice.

-I'm the oldest which means I'm always right

-That Little Fabric Softener Teddy Bear?

I wanna hunt that bitch down.

-Runs for ten minutes

"Am I skinny yet"

-I've always wanted to jump into a cab and yell: "Follow that car!"