Sherlock likes a lot of things; experiments, swearing in French, and proving that he's smarter than everybody else. But his absolute favourite thing is his best friend, John Watson. See warnings inside. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS.

Sherlock and John wake up a bit younger than when they went to sleep. Sherlock sees this as an opportunity.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter. The Sequel, "Almost Like a Virgin," is now posted.

Oh no! Sherlock is failing his anatomy class! It's up to John to help him! Warning: smut. Don't like, don't read. Now: 2 NEW CHAPTERS WITH MORE COMING SOON IF REQUESTED!

AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.

Molly sees John in a new light and realises that she may have hitched her horse to the wrong wagon...or something like that. John pines for Sherlock and worries what he will think if he ever finds out. And Sherlock doesn't know what Molly's up to...but he knows he doesn't like it.

After a puzzling series of murders take place at an all-male review club, Sherlock cons John into going undercover…and the results of the case turn out to be a lot more revealing than he initially bargained for.

It didn't hurt, of course it didn't. Sentiment.

Sherlock is afraid of thunder. John has an age old cure.

One day Lestrade discovers a small homeless boy named Sherlock, living down in the dark of the tunnels beneath London with his protector and friend, John. Slowly Lestrade learns of the sad life the two have lived so far and how they came to be alone in the world. And the three must band together not only to hide from the shadows of the past but the future as well.

Sherlock's not allowed to play Cluedo. There are quite a few things he- and Mycroft- aren't allowed to play because of various reasons. John and Greg should have realised they were serious. Mystrade & Johnlock. See warnings inside. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS.

When Sherlock returns emotions run high and John says something he doesn't really mean, but because of it, Sherlock may never see the man again. "I didn't really die!" "I wish you had." Friendship or pre-slash if you want it. Warnings for dark throughs and mentions of suicide.

This was written for the Johnlock Gift Exchange put on by johnlockchallenges on tumblr. It's a gift for splendidsparklingfire and the prompt was "breathless in an alleyway". In this story, Lestrade tells John about something he'd once discovered in Sherlock's flat during a drug bust. That little bit of knowledge changes everything. Follow my m/m romances at

Post-Reichenback reunion. Now that Sherlock is back, John has to decide if he wants a relationship with him - and what that means. Rated NC17 for graphic sexual content and language. Johnlock.

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

Sherlock detoxes from cocaine. Rated for drug use, violence, restraining someone against his will. Pre-John Sugarverse story.

Perhaps Soul Mate actually refers to the person who is the key to your lock. All of your locks. They are your house key, car key, safe deposit box key, all at once. Part Two of the Inscriptions Series.

Months into being together, Sherlock decides he needs to conduct a bit of a survey to ensure he's pleasing John appropriately. John is satisfied in every aspect except - he lets slip that he wishes Sherlock would talk dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons and Sherlock's dirty mind. Johnlock.

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

It's not unusual for John to find something...interesting...in the laundry. Today, though, tops all the days before. Written for a prompt: Laundry Baskets.

"Don't forget me," Sherlock whispers. "Don't forget me." Forgetting Sherlock Holmes was never something he wanted, but he didn't have much of a choice anymore.

or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.

Mycroft Holmes does not understand his little brother.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

De-anon. When Sherlock Holmes sleeps, the world changes. Sometimes it's just little things, but other times he wakes and his entire reality is new. It's risky, feeling things. One morning everything he loves could be gone. He's learned it the hard way. So he loves nothing. Or tries, at least. John makes it a bit more difficult.

When John was a little boy he loved the sea. It was beautiful and terrifying but he loved it with all his heart. Then he met a man named Sherlock Holmes. M for Mature.

John and Sherlock are tailing a suspect; however, while Sherlock is busy in his Mind Palace and demands no disturbance, John's mind is busy roaming around, until he comes to a sudden revelation.

Sherlock and John met before A Study In Pink…but still at St. Bart's.

Sherlock is ill - grudgingly . Mycroft reads him his favourite book - cheerfully. Brotherly love!

...And One Time He Fell.

There is a photograph John Watson keeps tucked away in his drawer at work.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

Sherlock needs John for an experiment. John discovers that he likes being tied up. Sexy times ensue. Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

University AU/ Sherlock Holmes resident genius is being tutored on a subject he took and passed two years ago. Why? Certainly not because he has a thing for a certain short fellow upperclassmen, because that would just be ridiculous.

Sherlock teaches John how to ballroom dance. Just some fluff with a dash of pre-slash

MorMor. Tragedy and character death. Execution day.

What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?

Oh God, little children and Sherlock. John really hoped the parents didn't make him pay for therapy.

Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.

Jim is gone. Seb is alone.

"But... I only hope that the whores aren't stealing our lemons..." EXTREME CRACK. SherlockxJohn and SherlockxMoriarty, I GUESS. All I can do is apologise.

Slash. Utter slash. No story-line, no tender moments. SLASH, SLASH, SLASH. Co-authored with Urgetofall.

If John had known it was their last lazy day together, he wouldn't have spent most of it ignoring Sherlock.

Even the political world slows down at Christmas. Mycroft is left alone with time to think and reflect on his relationship with his brother and the mistakes he's made. 2x01 inspired. Beta Read.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

Unlike his mother, Mycroft has never and will never give up on his little brother. Rated for mention of drug use, child Sherlock and Mycroft, absolutely NOT slash

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.

SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.

Screams. Lights. Noises. Police. Sirens. Flashes. Rain. Streets. Deaths. Cases. Logic. Shoes. Watches. Tick. Tock. Ringing. Silence. The silence of non-silence. If his mind was like a computer– then he had just crashed. Pre ASiP. Mycroft lends a hand.

He is dying, and there is no one to say goodbye to. Mycroft/Sherlock brotherly love.

On Christmas Eve, 2005, Lestrade took a recovering drug addict home to spend the holiday with his family. Thirteen years later, Sherlock finds there are echoes of that first Christmas in one he celebrates with John and their son.

Mycroft never became Head Boy. This is why. Mycroft/Sherlock brotherly love!

Or, four times Sherlock Holmes tried to propose to John Watson, one time he succeeded. Sherlock thinks he's a failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade give some bad advice, and Mummy saves the day. All in a lovely, fuffy holiday theme.

John is unexpectedly invited to share Christmas with Sherlock's family. But the seasonal celebrations bring back difficult memories for them both. This is my attempt to understand something of the damage that binds these two men together.

They had what they called a 'goodbye kiss'.

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

John after Sherlock's 'death' and John when he returns. And the fire burns regardless.

Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.

During the Great Hiatus, Sherlock writes John letters. Well, half letters. S/J gen.

The first time Sherlock Holmes says 'I love you' to John Watson, he is standing next to him in a small church. The first time Mary Morstan says 'I do' to John Watson, he is staring at Sherlock Holmes with wide eyes. warnings for angst and eventual slash

In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.

Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.

John isn't the most eloquent of men.

Five times Sherlock managed to stay off drugs and one time he gave in to his addictions.

1 Victor Trevor J/S slash , 2 When Mycroft met Sherlock.

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Sherlock has a strange turn, John is worried and Mycroft is the only one who seems to know what's going on…

"Oh that's right, you love me! I never quite got the definition of that word did I? Very complicated. Too many variables." A look into the relationship between Mycroft and Sherlock. M for language and brief violence. Slash S/J Written as a gift exchange

"The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and completely done for." Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink. Slash.

Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen

Sherlock decides John must be taken off the market. He will do this on his own terms and without John knowing. Slash.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

Halfway through Sherlock's Great Hiatus, Mycroft comes to him with the news that John has died. But all is not what it seems…

John's finally had enough of trying to change Sherlock's heartless nature and decides to move out. However, a case pops up just before he can, leading the pair on a wild, complicated and above all difficult adventure.

John/Sherlock. It's when John doesn't run as fast as Sherlock remembered that he first thinks the word "retirement".

Sherlock comes home to find his family in festive jumpers. Snippet based off my Meant To Be series.

and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.

Sherlock doesn't have sex on a case. This one lasts six weeks, or forty-three days to be exact. UST abound!

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

At Christmas at the Holmes's, John meets Victor Trevor, Sherlock's ex. This was meant to be comedic. Instead, it turned deep and difficult and dark. I think it works.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

A Boggart reveals Sirius' greatest fear.

Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.

From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.

John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.

John goes on conference to get away from Sherlock, but that's never going to be easy now, is it? Friendship fic!

"It's a hat." / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. "Yes. I can see that." / "It's called a deerstalker."

Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.

...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

It was Wolfsbane Night, and Lupin was naked and wasn't letting Severus go *anywhere.* / Shameless smut, RL/SS, reluctant!sex.

Severus Snape teaches Remus Lupin just how enjoyable private Potions lessons can be! SS x RL set in Marauder's era Hogwarts years. NC-17/NSFW!