(Shizaya) Incubus-those lusting creatures lived in Ikebukuro-as well as their children. It was something that Shizuo knew and yet- it was so surprising- Confused he looked at the hand he thought he had grabbed, sudden laughter reaching his ears. "Ahaha... I'm done for! Well done Shizu-chan- You will never see me again in your fucking precious Ikebukuro." UPDATES EVERY TWO WEEKS

Shizuo hasn't had a good drink in years; he decides it's high time to do so - and maybe troll Izaya to hell and back while doing it. In which Shizuo pretends to be 'Kanra-chan's boyfriend' while a crossdressing Izaya is in the middle of a job. For the DRRR Kinkmeme.

A year in the life of Harry and Draco as they prepare for their wedding and celebrate anniversaries, birthdays and holidays and such. This WAS MEANT TO BE written in real time, so the year they WERE MEANT TO BE living WAS 2014, but they're in 2016 now... When it ends, I have no idea but enjoy!

When Draco falls into a coma after the Battle of Hogwarts, he is admitted to St Mungo's and forgotten. He has no cards, no flowers, no visitors, nothing. Nothing, that is, until Harry stumbles across his room one day. (And then keeps coming back.)

It isn't a dead fish that the water behind Shizuo's house spits out this time. Shizaya, mermaid AU.

Izaya is tired, but people keep bothering him. Post-Ketsu. Izaya-centric, Shizaya a bit later.

It's hard juggling with studies, a job, a best friend trying to find herself, and an unsatisfied client who wants more than just pizza. Shizaya, Shizuo & Vorona gen.

A wizard or witch can develop their creature inheritance at any given moment; having to be seventeen years old to get it is an old misconception. Draco certainly proves this. Birthday fic; Narcissa's pov; Altered timeline; Potters are alive; Veela!Draco

For the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, it's not Ron that Harry rescues from the Great Lake, but Draco Malfoy. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.

(Shizaya)After DRRRx2 Ketsu- Izaya? Injured, his life is on the edge and he is being brought out of Ikebukuro- and Shizuo? Still in the city, together with Tom. Everything seems to revert more or less to normality- at least for a second, before they both get caught up in something that neither the fortissimo nor the brilliant informant can handle... COMPLETED

"Let's do this again," Shizuo grunts. The boy in front of him simply stares. "You're Orihara Izaya." Nod. "You're five." Another nod. "You said you found me unconscious on 60th street." Yet another nod. "And you're really five?"

A sleep-deprived Shizuo is actually a bit more open to suggestions... unintentional ShiZaya

"Not that that's anything new. You're always watching me."

Shizuo x Izaya slash. Izaya has been acting funny.

Shizuo x Izaya slash. When Shizuo's rages get particularly bad, all he wants is to eat late night Russia sushi in peace.

Izaya x Shizuo slash. After Izaya leaves Ikebukuro, both he and Shizuo use their online aliases to alleviate their loneliness. Mentions of implied depression and eating disorders.

Shizuo and Izaya are at it again! The whole of Ikebukuro freezes as the two lock horns in a seemingly endless cycle - until Erika flippantly has an idea that leads to even more kinks in the already twisted love story of Ikebukuro.

Kissing's not the only thing you can do in the rain

It's Shizuo's birthday, and there are a lot of gifts for our favourite blond to receive. Still, none of his friends knew what he really wanted quite as much as the Orihara twins... and their gift might end up being the best one after all. Pretty much PWP, Shizaya lemons, don't like, don't read.

When Clark suggests that Lex is trying to corrupt him, Lex takes it as a dare... or a challenge.

Gary, a successful campaign manager currently representing a closeted candidate for senate, finds himself hosting brunch for Pete, a man he met in a club three weeks prior, and Pete's son. {AU One Shot}

Ron wants to start playing Quidditch again, and Hermione thinks it would be a great way to get everyone working together. Harry will only agree to play if Malfoy does.

A teacher sets up a suggestion box in the boys' dorm. That goes about as well as you'd expect.

Sirius and Harry make the usual scathing remarks to Severus, but it backfires in a big way, and Severus disappears. Will they be able to find him, and will he be the same when they do?

Draco's parents are trying to force him to marry – just because of some stupid family curse – but Draco isn't willing to settle for second best. After rejecting one suitor too many, he's handfasted to a stinky and ragged minstrel and sent off without a Knut to his name. HPDM fairytale remix (King Thrushbeard), written for 2014 HD Smoochfest. Complete.

After his exoneration, Will comes to a decision on how to deal with his psychiatrist. An AU depiction of Yakimono and Su-Zakana.

When Draco doesn't show up for his last parole meeting, Harry goes after him, thinking he has broken his parole. Harry finds his fugitive, alright, but also something else, a whole lot scarier... Horror, dark fic.

On Reborn's birthday Nana sees the one thing that could send her into a rage. A 25-year-old Lambo who, very obviously, isn't the innocent young boy she once knew.

Draco has been through hell and he just can't take it anymore. It has to stop. He has to go. He should have known someone would think differently.

Pretty much EVERYBODY in the Vongola Famiglia is in a gay relationship. Tsuna realizes this and tells Mukuro. Then something unexpected happens just outside their room.

HP/DM: Draco had a plan. Then Potter ruined everything, of course. Warning: MPREG.

It is early spring when Cedric Diggory is fired from the Falmouth Falcons. Cedric is standing on Harry's doorstep not two hours after the Prophet hits the stands.

In the wake of his divorce, Harry finds himself and a certain Draco Malfoy in the back room of Diagon Alley's most popular pet shop. What happens when Harry strikes up a conversation in that soft, sensual language of the snakes? Parseltongue!kink.

Russia makes it his business to cheer Canadian in his own way. Lichenstein and Prussia make an appearnace to get some of the joy. (((Fluffy stuff, RuPru if you quint. No other pairings))

They've been together for over two years now. Draco thinks it's time for Harry to, finally, meet the parents.

Harry has been cursed and now inhabits the wrong body. Draco Malfoy may be the only one who can help. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

One morning Harry wakes up in Draco Malfoy's bed without a clue how he ended up there in the first place. Well, one time might be chalked up as an accident, but several times could be called a bad habit…? Veela fic, bottom!Draco, embarrassing situations, sleepsexing

When Draco struggles with the idea of being without Harry for a few weeks, he uses his Slytherin cunning to find himself on the doorstep of 4 Privet Drive, despite Harry's endless orders to stay away.

"This potion, the Draught of Letch, will allow you to see what your heart most desires. The more specific the showing, the stronger the desire." Draco groaned inwardly as Slughorn began reading off pairs from his messy scroll - with his luck, he would end up with some imbecile like Boot or, worse, the know-it-all herself, Granger. "...Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter." COMPLETE.

The next time Lambo wanted an apology from his family, he would like to do so without almost dying, please.

Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.

This is something to help me through writer's block. I guess it's crack to a degree, it's mostly just a bunch of weird and funny things that happen off and on stage if Bully was filmed like a movie. It's just a cute idea that came to my head one day and I decided to share it with my readers. Rated T for language and sexual references. They're teens, what do you expect?

"Are you prepared to lose again, Shizu-chan?" "No way in hell, flea. I'm going to beat you for sure this time." When the teacher decided to split Shizuo and Izaya into two separate teams in gym class, everybody knew that it was the end of the world. Highschool Shizaya. Prize fic for Shizuo-sama.

When a violin goes missing, Draco has to work with Potter to clear both their names. A tale of longing and music, as well as smoking, an interesting tattoo, and Kreacher in a polka-dot apron. Written for HD Erised 2013.

Harry's usually complete concentration while he is playing quiddich is no where to be seen. The reason- a certain blonde, Slytherin Seeker who is unconsciously stealing his attention and keeping Harry's eyes on him, rather than on the snitch. Will this be the moment Harry finally loses the snitch to Malfoy? SLASH.

How can you have a happy Christmas when you're stuck in St Mungo's? / Written for the 2013 Christmas mini-fest on livejournal

"On the list of things he's vowed to never do in his lifetime, trusting Izaya Orihara with anything is up top. Right above giving up beer. But the informant does have a point. Why would he risk getting blown up, too? Throwing caution to the wind, he reaches out and takes the red one in his hand. Breathing deeply, he tosses Izaya one more cautionary glance, and then he pulls it."

Harry wished someone had asked him whether or not he'd like two former-Death Eater slaves before they'd gone and handed them over.

Draco Malfoy is becoming scared of waking up in the morning. Exhausted, he hardly even notices as his waking hours slowly become one lasting nightmare - from which only one person can rouse him. Drama, angst, grown-up language & themes; original characters, time leaps. Post-Hogwarts. Slash, DM/HP. Complete!

In his search for Holiday leftovers, Harry finds something equally delicious in his pantry. Written for hd pots n porn - it probably says it all...

HP/DM. Summary: Harry isn't participating in the office Secret Santa, then why is he getting presents? / FLUFF / CHRISTMAS FIC / SLIGHT OOC

King Thorin secretly likes King Thranduil despite their awful angry history. He decides to send him a letter and a gift. To his surprise, King Thranduil writes back.

While Harry is away, working as an auror, Draco lives in fear that he won't ever come home again. While Draco is far away waiting at home, Harry wonders if he'll ever find his back to him again. Drarry oneshot.

Harry is an Auror, Draco is a music manager...when Draco's charge is accused of using Dark Arts, everything is pulled under scrutiny and Harry is pulled under cover.

Where Malfoy is concerned, Harry has always been a little touched in the head. Oneshot written for the Kink n Squick Fest at LJ. Mature content, elements of dub con, slightly dark. Not fit for minors. Please proceed with caution.

Draco finds a list of questions on Harry's desk. Being bored, he decides to have some fun and answer them. Harry/Draco [AO3 tags: questions, weird fluff]

Draco found a perfect way to sample Potter without any consequences, and without Potter knowing about it. Draco wouldn't be a Slytherin if he let that sort of chance go to waste. Warnings: Dub-con, seduction, main pairing Draco/Harry but there's a brief Draco/Blaise. Auror!Harry, Potioneer!Draco, bottoming from the top, bottom!draco.

Harry and Draco are dating and they've got a problem. They both like the same things: bottoming and well endowed lovers. Blaise has his own problem. He likes to top but he's usually too tight a fit for his lovers.

It is a perfectly normal day in the life of Bilbo Baggins, hiding out in the Elvenking's palace while the dwarves are imprisoned... right until an interrogation turns into a lovers' spat and Bilbo learns more about blanket-stealing habits than he ever wanted to know. He should have eaten his apple while he still could. Thranduil/Thorin.

HP/DM - Crime/Investigation/Auror Story. READ THE WARNINGS: (Dark themes, murder, double crossing, alcoholism, domestic abuse) - NOT between Harry/Draco. Story: Harry and Draco are Auror partners and they've been assigned on a case that's too close to home for Draco. Harry has to solve the case, while he's madly pining over Draco...and nothing is what it seems.

When a experiment by Shinra turns out to not have a reverse, Izaya has to deal with being a neko. And, of course, Shizuo finds out. Rp With Seliphra.

HPDM preslash. Harry and Draco run into each other in Diagon Alley at Christmas, the year after they leave Hogwarts. They make a truce for one hour. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, RWHG, SFDT. This is what happens when you destroy one of the eighth year dorm beds with a fire curse and then have one less than you should have. COMPLETE.

A snippet. My boredom finally bore fruit to some inspiration. Naraku is all pouty. Find out why!

So an ex-Death Eater walks into a pastry shop…and the rest, as they say, is history. Chubby!Draco.

When Draco Malfoy found three Unspeakables outside of his flat, he was stunned. When he was kidnapped from his home by the aforementioned Unspeakables, he was horrified. When he was brought to the Department of Mysteries and given to the Head Unspeakable...well, maybe that wasn't so bad. H/D. Fluff. One-shot. Complete.

Draco is voluntarily and unhappily living in the Muggle world and finds himself in unwanted company trying to escape the storm. Harry/Draco. Rated: M. Written for hp drizzle

It's been three years, five weeks and three days. I know, because it will be Scorp's third birthday in a week. James remembers, he was only six at the time, but he remembers what it was like before. Lily doesn't, she was only two. Three years, five weeks and three days. A lot of time has passed since I lost my husband. NOT a Death Fic! De-aged!Draco

In which a sadistic, human-loving, information broker flea starts teaching a brutal neanderthal in a bartender's outfit and all hell breaks loose. Or more specifically, the mouth-watering, tender steaks. ShiZaya

Takes place during HP5-OOTP. Someone has locked Snape and Sirius in the Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Who did it? And why? And, most importantly, what's the way out? (Sirius Black/Severus Snape, slash)

AU. Dumbledore worries about a letter from Figg. He sends Snape, who arrives just before Lucius Malfoy. They find an abused and half starved Harry and sweep him away, introducing him to a new life. Rated M for mention of child abuse, neglect, and language. No slash/pairings, possible one shot. May make more if there is enough desire. May be expanded. We'll see.

Harry and Draco run into one another in the strangest of places -a porn set.

Ordered by the Minister for Magic, Auror Potter goes to check on Draco Malfoy at his new place of business in Muggle London. Is Malfoy up to something or is he just trying to get on with his life? One-shot. Rated M to be safe. Enjoy!

Raijin Academy AU. Izaya attempts to discover what Shizuo's favourite Pocky flavour is, and gets much more than he bargained for. Shizaya. Fluff.

In which Izaya has to do the awkward 'Walk of Shame' after a tryst with a certain brutish former bartender, and runs into every individual he was trying to avoid. Why did he fail to blend in at the most inconvenient of times? SHIZAYA.

Draco has been announced dead and the wizarding community finds out that Harry is the sole recipient of all of Draco's possessions, his flat, etc. Harry doesn't understand why. They've not spoken in nearly six years. Warnings: Underage sex mentioned. Mature content. Not suitable for underage readers. Please mind the guidelines. MPREG

It's a storm to remember in Ikebukuro. Thunder rumbling, lightning crashing. Definitely not anything Shizuo Heiwajima wishes to be out in- who would? But, after receiving a call from Nami he is forced out into the cold abyss of falling rain, only to find Izaya, alone and... terrified? Hinted Shizaya, story is much better than description.

An unexpected storm floods the dungeons so the Slytherins are forced to share dorm space for the night with the Gryffindors. Harry is the only one who'll share a bed with Draco. For hp drizzle on LJ

Sybill Trelawney believes in the power of Divination. She believes she glimpses the secrets and mysteries of life. When she sees kissing, skin and… thrusting in her crystal ball, she will not look away. It is her duty to keep watching. HPDM, One-shot. Complete.

Draco's being forced to marry Astoria, in a last ditch effort to stop the madness, he tells his mum he's dating Potter. Except he hasn't talked to Harry since the war and now Narcissa wants to dine with him.

Snape knows that, usually, keeping a secret is the bravest thing you can do. But sometimes the bravest thing is to tell one. (Sirius/Snape. Canon - more or less - up to the start of Book 5, when this story begins. Warnings for bullying, homophobia, sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.) Tied for 1st place in the 2013 HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards: Best Sirius Black AU!

An H/D adaptation of Pride & Prejudice (the movie and the novel by Jane Austen). Harry as Elizabeth and Draco as Mr Darcy, Ginny as Jane and Blaise as Mr Bingley. Rated M for a bit of sex in the end. The story is a loose adaptation with some similar dialogue to the movie and the Book. Written for a prompt in the bottom draco adaptation fest. I hope you enjoy!

Clark doesn't understand Lex's Orwellian mind processes, but he's more than willing to throw his hands up and go along with the crazy. Clex

The adventures of Jae.

Entry for the Summer of Slaves fest on LJ. Their respective parents have forced Draco and Astoria to marry and procreate but Draco's inability in bed has caused a problem. A mind-healer finds the answer but it hinges on Harry Potter. Is he up to the challenges of Mastering a Malfoy?

The most well known pair of enemies in Ikebukuro find themselves bound together by the most unexpected mistake: Izaya becomes pregnant! They must learn to become a family as the unexpected baby brings them closer than was ever thought possible. MPREG. THREE CHAPTER FIC. Rated T FOR NOW.

HPDM slash. In which Draco is really annoyed. About something. Maybe Potter? And oh yeah, Weasel is his Auror partner, but no one really cares about that. I know you're all here for Draco, right? (Just say yes so you don't hurt his feelings.) One-shot.

Right after the war, Draco has lost everything and is determined to end it all. Will the unexpected appearance of the Chosen One on his doorstep be enough to change his mind? One shot. Draco's POV

Pregnant Draco ventures out into the muggle world but finds intolerance and cruelty. Harry helps his husband and the love of his life feel better. WARNING: Slash and MPREG

Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini have discovered that they are not the purebloods they thought they were. Captured by Voldemort and tortured the boys escape only to discover that nothing is as it seems. Veela!Draco Creature!Blaise HPDM (mainly Drarry) and BZNL

When Harry is forced to form a Blood Bond with Draco Malfoy under threat of death, he thinks he'll have to contend with a cold home for the next 100 years. But when a group of left-over Death Eaters decides to stir trouble, their lives change completely – and it takes them both some years to figure out whether it's for better or for worse.

Full story summary: Harry and Draco have been trapped inside the Ministry of Magic by the magical equivalent of a bomb. Stuck in close quarters, they have to find a way to set aside their differences, disable the bomb, get the culprit oh, and not die of boredom.

Ja'far walks in on Sinbad working, or so it first appears. But he quickly discovers that his king is doing quiet the opposite and is taught a very valuable as well as pleasurable lesson. Sinbad/Ja'far.

Warning! Yaoi (boyxboy) so don't like, don't read :D Shinra has a party and Erika puts her plan into action as if yaoi won't happen on it's own, she'll have to give it a push in the right direction. Shizaya. Rated M but should be MA. Inspired by deathnotelover12's 'unpredictable' :) COMPLETED

There are certain things that everyone knows about Izaya Orihara, but even he has secrets. However, in Ikebukuro, secrets never last long. Oneshot.

Shizuo comes home drunk to a waiting Izaya, Erika, and Rin. A oneshot

What do you do when you discover you best friend's boyfriend is only with him for his money? Why, send them off on a cruise of course. Ron doesn't understand Pansy's plan, but for Harry's sake, he hopes she knows what she's doing. Crack-ish fic featuring Ron/Pansy, Harry/Anthony Goldstein, eventual Harry/Draco. Warnings for hints of borderline infidelity...never happens, though.

"I got someone pregnant," he said. "Draco Malfoy to be specific."

My job is to offer homeschooling services to a girl who seems to be anthrophobic. What excites me more is that she lives in an ancestral house where handsome and yummy men gather. Time to test my charms against— wait, did you say it's haunted? Izaya POV.

HPDM. Scorpius wants to invite Albus Potter over for the holidays, and Draco doesn't have the heart to say "no." Thus he gives permission on one condition: Albus must bring a parent over to chaperone. Draco thinks the Potters won't consent, but Harry Potter has always foiled Draco's expectations. Now Draco is stuck with a flirtatious, recently divorced prat in his house. One-shot.

Gin asks Aizen a question, which sets them on their way to playing a rather bizarre game. Not Yaoi, but contains Yaoi themes. You've been warned.

Draco loves planning and keeping his life well-organized, but some things just infuriatingly refuse to be planned. Mpreg, pregnant!Draco, Birth Plan Malfoy Style

Because this is Shizuo and he is Izaya. And blood and fight are necessary in their relationship. AU. Yakuza!Shizuo FIXED. BETA-ED

Aizen wants Gin. Badly. So takes matters into his own hands XD Yaoi. Don't like, don't read - (I suck at writing summaries!)

Written for the Bottom!Draco 2013 Adaptations Fest on lj. An adaptation of the Jeeves and Wooster stories by P. G. Woodhouse. Draco may have taken the job out of post-war necessity, but that doesn't mean he's not enjoying it.

"You always were contrary. Had I known you'd jump into an engagement with the first person you spoke to after our little tête-à-tête, I might have been gentler with my persuasion." / Written for Bottom Draco Adaptations fest on LJ. Warnings for infidelity, mpreg, rated for sex. Complete.

HP/DM slash. A drunken bet with Blaise means Draco now has a very difficult task ahead of him. To train Harry Potter and pass him off as a pure-blood, all within the space of two weeks. But things become somewhat complicated when he finds himself falling for the git. And does Harry return his feelings? Canon-compliant for all seven books/EWE. Written for the 2013 bottom!draco fest.

Starting with the events of episode 22 of the anime; Judal breaks the barrier surrounding Sindria and arrives to speak with Sinbad - but after pulling a rather unsavoury trick on the king, Ja'far is ordered to bring Judal to Sinbad's bedroom and the three of them soon find themselves caught up in each other - quite literally.

The Act of Homage, a sacred act between the Dwarf King and political leaders. Not so sacred and gearing more towards inappropriate Thorin finds out as he sees Thranduil on his knees in the throne room with Thror. It isn't until years later that Thorin now king, remembers the Act of Homage that Thranduil had paid to his grandfather and his strong desire to have that done unto him.

Thorin adores to laden his elvenking in bobbles and gems. Knowing it marks him as his own is more than half the fun. Piercing kink, Thorin/Thranduil, Kinkmeme fill

If Ron had known how their night out with the mates would end, he probably would have dressed better.

Auror Harry Potter and Unspeakable Draco Malfoy are assigned to a mission by The Minister of Magic. Harry can handle about any danger in his job, but can he take on Draco Malfoy?

Shizuo attempts to find and destroy Izaya's computer but finds something else in his closet. Lemon. Shizaya

After hiding away in the library for three days, Ja'far ends up pushed out the library doors and with no way home except to call upon his friend Sinbad. Unfortunately, he can't get his mind off the last book he had been trying to read through. Luckily Sinbad seems to think he knows how the tale of Sinbad ends.

Harry catches Draco in the act and makes him finish what he started. Warnings: minor D/s, consensual humiliation

Draco has so much pain and suffering on his mind, but no way to express it.

We learn who cared for Harry the most..

Gin learned a new trick! Unfortunately for Gin, Aizen is not impressed. AizenxGin. Warning: Yaoi! Slightly forced, too.

In which Draco refuses to talk dirty.

Ron overhears things he really wish he hadn't.

Dean Thomas and Harry Potter start a leisure business for wizards that specializes in giving tours of muggle London. Everything goes well until they receive a booking neither one of them wants to take. Harry embarks upon what he suspects will be the worst trip of his life. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

Valentine's Day in Hogwarts

Draco lost the bet, and now he's arse-up over the arm of a sofa in the Gryffindor common room. And people thought Harry Potter was so wholesome. Warnings: spanking.

Harry is married to Ginny but they're in an open marriage & Harry may or may not be slowly falling for Draco & treating Draco like crap-he's being an idiot. EWE & AU as in Ron & Hermione are not together and Snape is alive, & other craziness. Rated M for sexual concepts, adultery, emotional manipulation. Warning: Straight Sex & Gay Sex (don't say I didn't warn you)! Some rough!sex

Draco's home is broken after the war. His mother is let off, his father is dead and he is outcast. When he meets Harry in an unexpected place, it changes the lonely life he has been living, forever. *WARNING - SLASH FICTION. IF YOU DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ*

Thorin is exclusively invited to a festivity in Mirkwood hosted by none other than the Elvenking himself. Though Thorin never imagined Thranduil's intentions would be so.. filthy, and so bold. Sequel to 'Dust of Diamonds in His Hair'.

One hook-up in the school bathroom and one rumor that lead him on a search. A vicious cycle that captures them both by forcing them together and pulling them apart. It will be a summer they will never forget. GaryXPetey! Uke resistance! Lots of Lemons! COMPLETED!

HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.

Following the war, Harry Potter and friends return to Hogwarts to repeat their interrupted final year. To everyone's surprise Draco Malfoy returns as well, but something has changed. Harry learns the weighty consequences of being marked as a Death Eater and must decide whether to help Draco escape his past. Non-canon Dark Mark backstory. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

There is a club called Club Phoenix. After meeting the owner, Draco is invited to watch a movie with some old... "friends". Rated M for slash in later chapters, sort of angsty some places. Didn't mean for it to be, but it started living its own life.

The sole son of the Elvenking has gone missing, and in all of Thranduil's desperation, he finds himself naked and crawling on hands and knees before Thorin's feet. Be warned, for I have no shame in all of which is lewd.

"If I touch you again," snarled Thorin, "I will despoil you as you have not imagined possible... It will cost me very much, O Elvenking, to lay down my pride and be satisfied in your flesh, the flesh of my enemy, and I will take every coin of that cost from your body before I am through." The sequel to Honored Guest is here at last!

Draco's been naughty, so Harry must do his duty, pull out the box, and punish him. Oneshot, slash, BDSM, full warnings inside. If, however, any of those are not your cup of tea, don't click.

Thranduil will do anything to protect his own. Even submit to Thorin's punishment for his misdeeds. AU, Thorin & his kin survive the Battle of Five Armies. Dubious consent.

Drake/Dave one shots/drabbles. Based around the 1000 Prompts list I had lying around. Mentions of Balthazar/Veronica. Ratings vary and will be changed when it's time . Look inside for individual summaries. Mostly romance and friendship.

Izaya has got a problem. A big fuzzy problem. And Shizuo is more than eager and willing to do something about it. Shizuo x Izaya, Boy x boy YAOI, don't like, don't read, yadayadayada, established relationship, and I tried smut. so... *awkward silence* xD :D More descriptional stuffs inside :D Disclaimer inside also C:

"My father never let me sit on Santa's lap when I was younger." Harry/Draco

There was no such thing as a private moment in front of the fireplace when your house was hooked up to the Floo network. Harry/Draco

It's that holiday season where people are running like their heads are cut off, especially for a certain poor bartender, but maybe after some "persuasion" from his raven-haired flea, he'll consider making a change...SHIZAYA, YAOI, SMUT WARNING! ONESHOT

In life, when it comes to matters of the heart, things seldom make sense.

Harry takes Draco to muggle shop Ann Summers to pick up some more, interesting, Christmas gifts. Draco picks up something of his own.

Harry's plans fall very much by the wayside. Harry/Draco

Harry and Draco bump into each other at a club. Guess who has a Parseltongue kink? *Post Hogwarts AU. Slash.*

Harry is enjoying a sweet treat in the Hogwarts kitchens when George and Fred find him. Setting: Fifth Year Hogwarts Warnings: Slash, sweet tooth beware, food smut. Pairing: HP/DM Tie-in: Twist of Fate (no spoilers safe to read if you haven't read Twist).

Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

Confiscated Dark objects are disappearing from the Ministry, and journalist Harry Potter is on the case. Unfortunately, he has to drag along Draco Malfoy, gossip columnist extraordinaire, whose subject of choice is everyone's favorite desultory hero. All Harry wants is to put out a respectable article. Oh, and to forget a night that only Draco knows and will never write about.

Being Savior of the Wizarding World isn't enough to get Harry the interesting assignments. That gives him plenty of time to focus his energy on something else... / Written for HD Career Fair 2012 on LJ. / Warning for mpreg, rating. one-shot. Complete.

Izaya takes a trip out of the country, however he finds himself missing a certain 'monster' so he decides to check up on him... Shizaya, Shizuo x Izaya boy's love. Oneshot. Not a songfic.

A bedtime story. All fluff, no danger.

What would happen if Edward had Draco's apple Drapple with twilight and Buggs bunny! Crazy crack fic that I came up with at lunch. One shot

Draco takes the hit from a bludger intended for Harry and develops a strange and severe case of amnesia. Feeling responsible, Harry decides to help Draco get back into the swing of things. With a clean slate and a budding friendship, will Hogwarts' biggest rivals finally get their shot at a second chance? 8th year AU. reminder that THIS IS AU, some dead characters are alive.

Draco has a certain quirk. Basically, started out as a small ficlet and turned into this whole, plotty...thing. I still like it though. Slash, and apples- those are my warnings. BEWARE!

A story in which Draco Malfoy always gets what he wants. Even when he ins't trying. Warning: Crack-fic

Izaya has pissed off the raging blonde yet again, however when Shizuo goes to exact his revenge, things get a little... Well, it IS rated M for a reason. Highschool!Shizaya, yaoi, BoyXboy, all that good stuff

Draco is on the streets, homeless - he's been dropped from the heights of society and still hasn't found his feet. He has one encounter with a more mature and handsome Harry Potter and it seems like the meetings just won't stop! COMPLETE

What type of dreams does Gin have? Well, if they have Sosuke Aizen in it when he's horny, it can't be good. Warning: Kinky Aizen and AiGin. Sequel to "Results of Bondage".

Shizuo, Shinra, Izaya and the rest of their class go on an end of the year field trip to the beach!/sorry i suck at summarys/ please read and review!/ Shizaya/ sorry for the lame title/

Draco doesn't want to mow the lawn. The resulting sequence of events sparks a War.

Aizen and Gin just tried out the whole bondage deal so what happens when they're done? AiGin, implied sex, bondage, and Aizen with kinky fetishes. Also a little love-marking.

Draco Malfoy is stuck babysitting Harry Potter of all people. A Harry Potter with a drinking problem.

Harry Potter owns a club. Draco Malfoy is a drag queen that works there.

Its been a long day working with his new partner. What happens when he gets caught up in fantasies of the man? Rated for m/m slash. HP/DM

Harry has always suffered from insomnia; this leads to a lot of thinking in the middle of the night. Or, in which Harry attempts to remember when this whole thing he has with Draco really started.

Harry is suffering from an accidentally induced bout of randiness. Enter Draco Malfoy. PWP.

Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH

Draco's world crashed around him when his heart was broken. Five years later he's doing perfectly fine until Harry Potter barges back into his life.

What happens the morning after Kasuka invited Izaya to a movie event. Just a little drabble fic request I filled.

Jimmy is supposed to meet up with Pete,but when he does not show Pete is caught in a storm. Pete has always been scared of thunderstorms. When he ends up hiding in the lighthouse for the night he is surprised to find he is not alone...Pete x Gary SLASH,YAOI

A Christmas-calender!fic. Draco just wanted to get through his eighth year without any fuss - Trust McGonagall to drag him into some battle between the light and dark, and to make Potter his guardian.

In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.

Harry has a secret fetish... he gets lucky when Draco finally finds him out. Slash Explicit Sex... Do Not Flame! Written for HP GetLucky Fest on Livejournal.

CRACKFIC On going to ask for Draco's hand Harry encounters Lucius Malfoy in all his glory. Involves Darry, improper use of an umbrella and of course the inspiration: the all famous Malfoy pimp cane. NO lemon, just CRACKFIC

And then Harry speaks. Finally voicing the question I'd always dreaded to hear, the one that keeps me awake and clinging to my blanket at night, the one I childishly wished he'd never be aware enough to realise. "What is this between us, Draco?" he asks.

Morgana was dead. Horvath had disappeared. Things could go back to normal now, right?

All Izaya wanted to do after a bad job was come home and go to bed, but gets caught by a certain protozoan sprawled out on his couch. Shizaya

Draco waits for a carriage to Hogsmeade, and gets distracted by Potter's tongue. Short and sweet year six AU! Let's pretend Harry defeated Voldemort when he was... eleven, yeah? Written for treacle tartlet for her birthday!

No one ever said Shizuo and Izaya's first date would be easy. But neither of them thought it'd be this damn complicated.

Shizuo and Izaya find an old abandoned office. Shizaya

Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much. Rated T for language and silliness.

Draco catches glimpses of the mostly reclusive Hogwart's Hero after the war. After Harry disappears from the public eye, Draco learns some answers in an unexpected place, on a typical British summer's day. HPDM slash, oneshot. EWE.

When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.

Draco loves it when Harry takes control. PWP.

It is Harry's second year working as a pediatrician at the Children's Hospital in St. Mungo's. A bloodied note arrives with the words, 'Harry Potter's assistance required'. It is found clutched in the hand of a child. Harry/Draco prompt. COMPLETE!

It's not easy to be hated by everyone...though it is easier when Harry Potter falls in love with you. H/D

During a shopping trip on a street in Muggle London with his son, Harry runs into the least likely person to shop there. Literally.

Ron and Neville hear noises in their dorm room.

Dotachin see's something he shouldn't...woops. Shizaya yaoi. Rediculously short. Kink Meme fill.

Quick, short, sweet. HPDM established relationship. One-shot, NC-17.

Draco hates winter. First the never-ending cold, turning his nose an unattractive red, and then the ever-startling shocks. Also, Harry Potter seems to pop up at the most unexpected places.

Draco secretly loves that hideous hat Harry wears...but he'll never admit to it. 22/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic, 2011! Drabble features unestablished relationship, EWE.

An unsuspecting Potter is subjected to Draco on drugs. 11/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic! Drabble features unestablished relationship, EWE, accidental and humorous drug use.

The first kiss. 10/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic! Drabble features 5th year flangst, unestablished relationship. AU.

Harry sees an uncharacteristically enthusiastic reaction in Draco at the sudden snowfall, and he likes it. 9/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic! Drabble features unestablished relationship, pre-slash. EWE.

In which Draco is stubborn and Harry helps him out, anyway. 6/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic, 2011! Drabble features unestablished relationship, silliness. EWE.

All Draco wanted was to get a lap-dance from some hot guy from the Imagination strip club. He did not expect to end up being mistaken as a fellow employee and left to entertain a certain Gryffindor Golden Boy. Harry/Draco. Slash.

Harry wakes up on Christmas morning to find that Draco has other plans besides opening presents. Warnings: Bdsm, oral sex, anal sex

No one ever said love was smart. AU

Harry tries convincing a reluctant Draco to try something new... Story contains Explicit Slash sex including Double Penetration and use of a Muggle Sex Toy. Do Not Flame Please! :D

One, maintain a good relationship with Kasuka. Two, milk, Three,...a vulnerable Izaya Orihara.

An intruder interrupts Wolfram's sleep. PWP. Do not read if under 18.

Harry's first assignment as an Auror isn't what he expected. When he finds an old classmate down his luck and in the middle of said assignment, Harry takes it upon himself to make sure things for Draco take a decidedly different turn for the better.

Draco is still fighting with Harry but under the cover of hostility something has changed. Harry will get what he wants, it's just a matter of time. WARNINGS: KINK; BDSM; TOP!HARRY; bottom!DRACO

What are you going to do when your rival turns himself into a ferret and crawls up your leg? Read and find out what our favorite Gryffindor did.

The whole wizarding world was using the new WizardNet computers to do amazing things with science and magic, and here Draco was, jacking off to smut written about Harry Potter and himself. oneshot. ewe.

This isn't exactly what Harry had in mind when he called Draco "wanker." A hallway encounter. Sex and snark ensue, not necessarily in that order. Oneshot. Vaguely set during 8th year. Ridiculously fluffy smut. Draco's POV. HPDM, of course.

Draco has been living in secrecy for five years since the war. No one knows he's alive, except for one person who gets him a little frisky at a Masquerade Ball. H/D

HPDM. When Auror Harry Potter is sent to check up on Draco Malfoy after the war, he expects to find him living in luxury. Not hiding in an abandoned cottage in a Russian wilderness. EWE

Slash Draco/Harry. Crossdressing. Aurors Malfoy and Potter are assigned a very difficult case. They have to infiltrate a particular establishment. When a Muggle appears, things rapidly heat up.

Tsuna sees something he shouldn't

Draco has finally agreed to meet Harry for dinner. Harry has arranged for a big night. It does not go to plan. Quotes found by googling. Just a bit of fun for Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Draco has never been to the fair before and is slightly scared of the big, scary, wheel thing.

Blaise and Seamus provide Harry with a very welcome rescue... Written for JMDC #64, with the prompt of "cake and strippers." H/D Oneshot.

Harry left the wizarding world behind eleven years ago. He left Draco Malfoy sleeping to wake up alone. As he left for the muggle world, he didn't know that Draco was all he left behind. Mpreg. Other warnings inside. Please R&R

When Harry Potter finds Draco Malfoy passed out, he drags him off for a little revenge. It has noting to do with the war and everything to do with the simple fact that Malfoy is a prat. A gorgeous prat. Rated for a reason Slash.

Harry has always been at odds with his roommate being an...escort. But this is the last straw.

Apparently it was the hottest new party game-Blind Date- lock two random people in a pitch black room for 20 minutes and see what happens. WARNING: yaoi, lemon, drinking and drug mention, cursing both magical and non EWE

"Sirius wondered why he hadn't tossed Severus out of his home when he was given a clean bill of health. He knew the answer of course: he was as curious as a damned cat and ol' Snivellus was revealing himself to be quite the riddle. No pun intended."

6th Year AU: Liquid honesty. Strongest truth potion known to Wizardkind. Invented in 1266 by Duther the Doubtful. Fiercely controlled by the Ministry. Painstakingly brewed over a period of one-and-a-half moon cycles. Today's assignment in NEWT Potions.

In which Wolfram becomes a catboy, and Yuri wants to know why the world hates him so very, very much. Sort of crackish, but fun.

Draco hates Valentine's Day. Is there anything to change his mind? A short little story/oneshot :

Draco reverts back to his old ways when Harry leaves, but will he take Harry back when he needs him most? AU, Warnings: Substance abuse and suicide attempt.

Unrequited love hurts. Lambo tries to make it hurt a little less. For everyone. 33L 27Kyoko 80L 18L VerL 33Hana 8059 character death 1827 RL Sometimes, love is returned just in time to save a life. Sometimes not.

A Christmas-in-May!fic for leo draconis, written with the prompt "a mistletoe kiss that leads to so much more Unestablished relationship, please! " Warnings for dub-con.

Harry get's bullied into a blind date and Draco is not happy. EWE. Established Relationship.

When all the students of Hogwarts are gone on a field trip to Romania, leaving Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter alone, and locked out of the school what will happen? And, what is up with Draco and that ice cream cone?

Last time I checked, Vongola Headquarters did not have an indoor beach. 56LR

After years of living alone, Draco can't handle life anymore and sends a note to Harry so he will remember him. mild cursing, self harm, love. one-shot bad title, i know...

Shizuo and Izaya take time off for a trip to Himeji.

Harry Potter was not a picky sort of fellow. The one thing he could not stand, however, was peppermint.

A fill for drrrkink on LJ. Kasuka sends Shizuo a rather unusual birthday present. Shizaya/NC-17. Complete.

RebornxLambo. Reborn surely didn't imagine the cow to have biblically known all that people :

Reborn had always known of Lambo's regrettably low self-esteem. So why did he take it so far? RL 1827

Draco thinks Harry is having an affair. When he finds out what's really been going on, it'll rock his world. Slash, major lemons, heavy kink!

COMPLETE! 10 years Post-War. A wandless Draco is attacked and severely injured. He struggles to cope and recover with his dignity intact after moving in with Potter. HP/DM slash. Warnings inside. Reviews appreciated.

An unlikely pair in unlikely circumstances. A bit of... fluff? Hotness? Something between the two. There may also be some sort of plot, if you're in a permissive mood concerning that word.

During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD

Gay: adj. Happy, cheery, bright and pleasant. Homosexual. Exactly the way the Vongola celebrates Christmas.

He screamed. "NOOOOOOO!" He fell into depression, eyes blankly staring as his lips quivered. "… My… most wonderful… LOVE POTION!" He wailed. No one could have foreseen this.

When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.

Draco and Harry finally take their rivalry a step too far and, along with the rest of their Houses, are severely Punished. Will they finally start learning to get along? Cuteness, bickering and fluffy slippers. Pre-slash. Set around 4th year but AU to GOF

Harry has enough of Draco's attitude. SLASH! Strong M! Spanking. Smut. PWP. DM/HP. Not for minors. Sex between men - don't like, don't read.

Draco has a crush on Harry but feels Harry will never feel the same. All Draco wants to know is what he has to do to earn Harry's love...Basic off the song What Do I Have To Do? by Stabbing Westward.

Sequel to What Do I Have To Do? I'm not really going to give you a summary for I don't want to spoil the story for you or What Do I Have To Do? For those who haven't read it.

A little punishment was in order, they told him. Harry couldn't agree more. Draco had been making his life complicated since the beginning of auror training. Heavy slash. Bottom!Draco. COMPLETE

Inspired by various reportings of squick over MPREG, I give you Ron Weasley's thoughts on the matter, in brief.

Lambo sighed, smiling softly… sadly. He folded his hands beneath his chin and balanced his elbows on the silk top of the round table he sat at… alone. 1827 6996 8059 8733 KawahiraXI-Pin RL

Vongola plus Camera equals Pissed Off Reborn which is equivalent to Gun plus Camera equaling Almost Shot Vongola...? Yeah, he doesn't get it. RL

AU; EWE; as of June, 1998, Draco Malfoy is on probation and has community service owed. Harry happens to have a belated birthday present for the git and a huge helping of curiosity. That suits Draco just fine, don't you know?

A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Crack. Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: "My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive."

this is one-shot of harry and draco. just a little fluff of their engagement. WARNING DOES CONTAIN MALExMALE SEXUAL CONTENT.

This is just a one-shot of RonXDraco. It DOES contain HEAVY SLASH, so if you don't like don't read. If you do like tell me what you think. CONTAINS EXPLICIT MALExMALE SEXUAL CONTENT.

"Join us for an evening of debauchery! Moors shall sway. Fat ladies shall sing. Chickens, contrary to their training, shall run amok!" An unexpected invitation to Malfoy's costume party leads to some rather pleasant consequences. H/D EWE crack-ish!fic

causes hell for everyone; except, perhaps, for his lover. Lightening IS a part of everything he does, after all, especially when feeling intense emotions.

When Harry doesn't have the courage to tell Draco how he feels, obviously a song is in order. Ignoring some nearly all facts in the 6th-7th Books. Rating will go up if you guys want an epilogue

Kunieda thought they were playing a game; after all, there was Dragon Quest on the screen... But then again, those moans were suspicious. Oga/Furuichi oneshot

Hyrule is at peace again after Link defeated the evil Ganondorf. Returning to his home in Ordon Village, Link looks forward to resuming his normal life. However, one night, an old enemy decides to pay him a frightening visit. YAOI, Ganondorf x Link TP

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Written for HD Smoochfest, 2010 on LJ. After the war there is a party at Hogwarts and Harry gets drunk, pushes someone he finds pretty against a wall and tests them out. The next day he can't remember who it was, but he sure wants to find out!

Harry discovers something intriguing about his boyfriend on holiday in Cannes. WARNINGS: Contains shaving legs , schmoop, no plot, and m/m sex. Also, they don't do much magic, but they use potions.

AU; EWE; 8th Year Hogwarts. This is my side-trip into Kink! Enjoy the scenery, do! Food play, blood play, very mild dubcon/bondage, use of toys and a smattering of Parseltongue. But really all very vanilla citrus. Don't be frightened.

Lambo is working in a cosplay cafe when Reborn walked in and ordered cherrie. mmm how naughty can things go from there

Full title: "The Gryffindor Knight, the Slytherin Queen, and the Seven Weasleys". A fairytale full of humor, crack, arguing, random royalty, and crack. And did I mention crack? H/D.

Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM

Harry knows he has some very important questions to ask Malfoy. Being drunk just makes the whole thing easier. 'Are you nefarious' 'Yes. And dastardly. Incredibly dastardly.' Harry/Draco, alcohol. And hopefully a little humour.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Cliché--anything that has become trite or commonplace through overuse. There are reasons clichés are clichés. SLASH. H/D. MPREG.

The big bad wolf is going through mating season and shooting off pheromones like crazy in the Ministry Administration Department. Written for the Bottom!Draco FairytaleFest. Prompt: Little Red Riding Hood

Harry relishes in the rewards of his kink

Draco is avoiding Harry because of the affect the brunet has on him. Harry rather likes the effect he has on the blond.

Various pairings! Pairings don't mean that the two characters are 'involved'. No drabble is related to another - some are canon, some are not, some are het, some are not. ALL are 100 words! ROMANCE! FRIENDSHIP! FAMILY! HUMOR! CRACK! ANGST! ETC!

Draco Malfoy is reaching the halfway point of his eighth year of Hogwarts, post-war. Though things are back to normal, Draco feels haunted, suffocated, broken by his past. And he can’t be fixed. Can he? 8th-year return to Hogwarts , EWE, DH-compliant.

It's a sunny Sunday and Harry's stuck in the library writing a Transfiguration essay due in 24 hours. He just can't seem to concentrate! AU 7th year, Hogwarts-Era, PWP, slash, uberfluff, somewhat dubcon oral sex. What has Harry gotten himself into?

Mr. Galloway and Ms. Philips are getting married! ...And they've invited all the Bullworth students to the ceremony. As you do. A tale of tuxedos, tipsiness and tormenting Petey!

He's a Slytherin, he's blonde, he's arrogant, and they say he's cold and heartless. What they don't realise is, he's afraid, he's alone and he's bleeding. Can anybody save Draco Malfoy? HARRY/DRACO SLASH WARNING: CONTAINS SELF-HARM

Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!

A catastrophe has hit the world: all the clocks stopped, time has come to a halt. Harry Potter's curse-breaking team is part of the quickly formed Order of the Hummingbird. They need the expertise of the Time Master who is no other than Draco Malfoy.

What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM

So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

Draco runs away after something is misunderstood. With the help of friends can Draco return to the love of his life?. Warning- Slash, Mentions- Abuse, Mpreg

wolfram wants to show hes a good fiancé. well...Lacy Black Corset...need I say more? lemon, rated M for a reason. Please R&R

Yuuram. Hot bath before bed. A bit OOC.

Harry gets mad at Draco for being mean to a pregnant hermione. SLASH Mpreg

Draco Malfoy. In a library. Wearing a leather neko-girl outfit. Draco/Harry oneshot. Bottom!Draco, AU, Anal, male/male.

A Petey/Gary one shot.

Lucius has enough issues to deal with without adding the extra strain of cherub wrangling. Part of Harry/Draco AU world with their kids

D/H Slash- Harry is coerced into offering Draco a job and bringing him into his home. When Harry finds himself warming to his childhood rival, does Draco return his feelings, or will he continue to resist until Harry gives up?

Who could have guessed such a simple little thing could have such a strong effect on Harry? Draco certainly didn't. Oneshot. **AU/PWP : Warnings for Slash/Strong Pervasive Language/Graphic Sexual Content H/D / Rough Sex/ Crossdressing**

Strange things keep happening to Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter is determined to get to the bottom of it. He may end up with more than he bargained for. Features Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. AU after OOTP.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

Harry and Draco have a fight on a muggle furniture mall and end up being left behind as the mall was locked. Draco wants to apparate home and celebrate the end of Valentine's day but Harry has other wicked ideas...PWP, HPDM, late Valentine's Day fanfic.

--Harry/Draco-- The students of Hogwarts are obsessed with origami, and everyone -- including Draco Malfoy -- seems to be taking advantage of the trend in their own way.

A Christmas fic for SpunkleMcKats, reviewer extraordinaire. Harry decides to confess his feelings for Draco during the Hogwarts Secret Santa gift exchange.What could go wrong? Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

A WolframXYuuri fiction; Yuuri and Wolfram are tyring their absolute best to keep their relationship secret, but what happens when an attack is underway? Will their love get them out of this problem?

Draco has something to tell Harry before they move in together. Warning: slightly crack!fic

Byakuya/Gin. Gin is given a chance to avoid death sentence if he agrees to become Kuchiki Byakuya's slave. Violence ensues, both physical and mental, as the two of them try to adjust to the new situation. And maybe something else.. Also Rukia/Hanatarou.

When Potions Professor Draco Malfoy has an accident that costs him the last four years of his memory, Harry Potter, with the grudging assistance of Severus Snape's portrait, is the only one who can help him. Co-written with scrtkpr.

Pansy drops her kids off at Draco's for the day and chaos ensues. Harry comes to the rescue! Rated T for language. Hinted HPDM slash. ONE-SHOT.

HPDM slash, postwar oneshot. Draco is content with his life as the new Care of Magical Creatures professor. That is, if Harry Potter and those stupid unicorns would both go away. COMPLETE

It’s one thing to hear about the daring tales of Harry Potter but quite another to be living in the middle of one. But the danger Draco is destined for seems trivial once he finds himself falling in love with Harry.

Auror Harry Potter is getting a new partner; one that thinks ‘outside the box’ and apparently outside the species too.

Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.

You don't have to be anything, Femme-boy, you just are. Pointless GaryxPetey fluff.

Fifty sentences based on fifty prompts. Various pairings, slash and het. The majority are JimmyxGord, GaryxPetey, and JohnnyxPeanut.

Draco/Harry. It's rather short but I like it.

Set in Hueco Mundo. Grimmjow's odd behavior and Luppi's confession inspires Gin. Oneshot, suggestive, no smut. Bleach and its characters are not mine.

When I kiss you, you just shiver and you shut your eyes as if I’m going to strike you, for Merlin’s sake. Do you know what it’s like to try to be intimate with someone who acts like they’re afraid of you?” Why is he scared? FIND OUT! HARRY/DRACO

Harry just doesn't fit into Draco's perfectly scheduled life, does he? One-shot, HD Slash, Lemon. Happy Valentines Day!

Harry Potter could never be certain why he had taken in Draco Malfoy like a stray cat off the streets, but in retrospect it seemed terribly simple and somehow inevitable. Post Deathly Hallows.

Draco owes Harry a life debt. Fate takes matter into his own capable hands. Mpreg. Not epilogue compliant.

Finding horcruxes is very easy and everything else is not. HPDM, Mpreg, PostHPB.

Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.

Petey sighed. When Gary put his mind to something, it was very hard to do anything but what he wanted you to do. [Crack][Oneshot]

Sometimes at night, when his alarm clock is flashing three digit numbers in bold green neon, Gary is painfully aware of that other presence in his mind. [GaryPetey][Oneshot]

What if Lilly was not Harry's Mother, Who does it leave to be his parents. Severitus with a difference. Slash, Mpreg, dont like dont read.

Harry's celebrating his birthday and thinking about future. Draco says some wrong things. Hermione asks: What about children? warning: MPREG

Harry can't seem to perform any of his headmasterly duties until he's squelched the massive crush a student has on his boyfriend. [HarryDraco futurefic, one shot]

Draco obsesses over Harry and strawberries. Slash.

Set right after the final battle for the Shikon, which Naraku won. But who said he didn't get away without any injuries..? And what happens when he encounters Sesshoumaru..?

Harry and Draco enjoy the stars. Utter fluff. A gift for Kyonkichi89.

Sesshomaru's been captured by Naraku. They strike some deals. This leads to that. In the end... they all live happy. All except Inuyasha and his friends. YAOI, it's a long oneshot too... be careful if you want to read it...

Harry never meant to…but he was glad he did. SLASH HPDM. Mentions of Mpreg.

HPDM YaoiSlash, just a little thing i thought up and thought it would be funny so i wrote it. This is how the final battle REALLY happened. No flashy wand waving nor stand off...just a Vampire and his...er...blood toy? Who's slightly insane! again, HPDM!

Harry and Draco can't stop arguing even as they're trying to escape.

COMPLETE! Murata, with his scheming ways, decides to help Wolfram win Yuri’s love. He figures it doesn’t hurt to look or ‘flirt’ with his friend’s fiancée. Eventual YurixWolfram onesided or not MurataxWolfram

Draco's got a very obtrusive kink, and Harry is quite involved...oneshot. SLASH, BOYSEX, SMUTTY. careful, it's v. dirty

Draco's POV at graduation, looking at the one student who has made his life seem like a failure.

A terrifying Prophecy forces Draco to turn to Harry and the Order to save him from a cruel fate...but will they? HD Slash, MPreg, Language

AU, no magic. Harry is tired of his life. Same girlfriend, same routine, everything. However, when he gets paired with Draco Malfoy for a project, will he finally break out of his mold? Crossdresser!Draco, Bitchface!Ginny

Draco is assaulted by Harry Potter, but refuses to speak out, knowing it would be the ruin of him. Harry is plagued by guilt, and keeps trying to apologise to Draco. Draco, however, ignores him. As far as he’s concerned, it didn’t happen. What will Harry

PostHBP collab crack!fic. While avoiding Death Eaters, Harry and Draco find something to occupy their time. Features my usual SoGay!Draco and Maggie's FluffyDom!Harry. Also, lots of boysex, so if you dont like, DONT READ. Simple. Complete.

Harry always leaves Draco behind while he goes away on his missions, determined to protect him from Voldemort. This time, Draco’s well being is jeopardized at home, forcing Harry to realize that safety isn’t always a guarantee. M for Sexual Content

Harry says some very personal things before the entire student body, embarrassing Draco beyond belief. Who would have thought Harry one to kiss and tell? GigglingFriend! Ron to the rescue. HD slash implied

Harry wants to play Wild West. Draco tags along for the ride. SLASH. Warnings: Adult Language and Sexual Content.

HPDM SLASH Implied. Draco’s trapped. Harry won’t let him go. Harry’s a bastard.

[oneshot] Naraku finds a peaceful hot spring where he can be alone during his period of heat. Unfortunetly for him, Sesshomaru finds him and decideds to take advantage of the situation..[SesshyxNaraku contains YAOI&smut]

Harry has done what everyone expected of him, even marrying Hermione. But is he happy? COMPLETE MPREG SLASH malemale relationship

What if wolfram gave up on Yuuri and someone else decided to marry him …… will Yuuri accept? Or will he be jealous? Engagement may be an accident, but love never was an accident. Warning: yaoi, Yuuriwolfram.

Short oneshot. Dialogue-only. Harry and Draco go baby shopping. Draco decides their baby needs a… bigger, more expensive toy. HxD. Mpreg

--Harry/Draco, mpreg-- Draco thinks he is pregnant, but Harry won't believe it for a minute. Regardless, Draco prepares for their child with eagerness.

HxD slash. Ron asks for help with party decorations from Harry and Draco, but Harry shows up with some weird, unexpected Muggle decorations. Silliness ensues.

A story in limerick verse. HxD slash. Draco commandeers the mistletoe and Harry sets out to put a stop to it.

COMPLETE *Challenge one-shot fic* Harry wonders who drew him in the new class he’s attending, the Arts. When he found it, he didn't know what to do... HP/DM (Slash) (Thanks Jess, for beta-ing! *huggles*)