THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Oh my god. Ok.

Naruto- Just awesome and so very much like me.

Sasuke- Oh god, haha fvjsnlrjbnlkjn teme.

Kakashi- HAH

Hinata- she so freaking cute with her finger twitching and ‘naruto-kuns’ and gah- T_T

Iruka- …………. HE PROVIDES RAMEN OKAY?!!

Shikamaru- I actually had a reason but it flew away along with the fucks I give.

Lee- NO HATE

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Sasunarusasu (( O-T-Fucking-P

Kakairu

Kibji (or Nejiba or some shit :3 )

Itadara

Minakashi

Hinaruko

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

. . . ohmifuckingchristdidyouseriouslyjustaskmethatyaoiismyfuckinglifegoddamnitiwillgodownwithsasunarusasuforevernofuckingshitiloveitimmorethenafreakingfan.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times

Alllmost Naruto!! Just need the jumpsuit!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Tsunade Necklace, it like never leaves my neck. Various Fan fictions & Fan Arts, The first like 5 series or something.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Hinata Hyuga and I will be married on top of a mountain, and there will be trombones and flowers and cake and glitter, then we’ll dance until the sun rises- then we’ll form a family band and travel the world- and you wont be invited!!... so um, yeah I might like Hinata a little

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

Awh, see I love kiba and stuff but Naruhina- I just don't understand the obsession over Kibahina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

AHAHAHAHAHA *Pulls out gun* Get the fuck out of my sight. SasufuckingNaru all the way and back you pink haired mother of ugly stupid bitches.. God damn it im-insulting Sakura in my head again. =////=

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai

Yeah Team 7. Sorry Gai I still love chu

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

Yes, why? Because Kishi tells me these things.. while I sleep… using genjutsu…

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory

LOL duh, what am I Sakur- I mean- stupid?

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member

Dgvbyjxdtjnxdtjnbx Zetsu for some fucked up reason.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Depends, Dose Sasuke love his Naruto :3?

Sasuke: *Nods happily*

In that case Im Pro-Sasuke :D

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Not seen Shippuden but ive seen all earlier episodes

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

T///T noh.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

OwO absolutely. Anal Dominating Disease

17. Sub or dub?

SUB SUB SUB SUB

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

If ‘Anti-Sakura’ means A: I want her to die by my hands, or B: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SASU & NARU’S LOVE LIFE.. then yes.. I am Anti-Sakura.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

I Love kawaii Tobi so bad x3

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Of course Dumb butt, :P

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

SEXY ASS MOTHRF*CKER- who I honestly thought was a Turtle god when I fist saw him xD

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Ive honestly thought about this and the fact is Sasuke has a girly face! He’d be adorable as a girl- but I don't think anyone pulls off ‘girl’ better then Naruko!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Weirdly Awesome!

24. Which character would be best OOC?

Naruto! Fucking awesome attitude! OMFG

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

No, I hate them I don't want anything to do with them. I really hate Mpreg and im totally not into it all all, its not my life and I don't roleplay ever. *Sarcastic smile* Are you shitting me?!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yes Yes Yes Yes YESS!

27. Do you like lemons? Citrus fruit?

Nosebleed just thinking about it* Uhhhh Yeas :#

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters

No, I Hate my Parents.

28. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

4 Words, Gaara Of the Funk. Well actually now its 10 words.

29. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate

Fanflashes?

No I don't believe I have?

30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yes, with the help of Yaoi and various amounts of Sasunarusasu.

31. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

Like ALL Of my friends/Fangirls are Gamers/Anime fans so uhm YEAH.

32. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Well not those words exactly- but ive had them catch me drawing Naruto, KH, along with my many other fandoms, I cannot sit through a class with our drawing something! TTTT

33. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

If I were to say im currently in deep shit because of all my Narutardness at school would that answer your question ?

34. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

YES. Life allowance well freaking spent!

35. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Oh ive read it ;D

36. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Noo.. I honestly just gahh.

37. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I Don't have a Gallery XD I Have a fucking Art museum.

38. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Sasukes always been sexy, he was the sexiest baby in Konoha, and he will stay sexy for Naruto’s sake.

39. Do you have a Naruto OC?

I have several.

Miyu Kitsune Uchiha (Daughter of Sasuke and Naruto)

Koda Nara Hatake (Daughter of Kakashi and Iruka)

Rai (( OMIGAWD RAI I LOVE YOHH

Jett Gensu & Elliot Gensu

Daisuke (unsure o.o)

Nezumi (

40. How was the fight between Sasuke and Itachi?

Whimpers omigodicantbelivethatactualyhappeneditwassofuckingsadicriedsohardandmylovlyzetsuwasthereandeverythingandnaruwasjusttrynalookforhiss’ukebutnoitachihadtobeadickandtrystealingsasukeseyesn’shitandohmygodtheforeheadtouchingandmotherfuckinguchihalineexplosionsofwickedangstandfuckinggahhhh

I get a little emotional. TTvTT

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

………………………………. N-no comment.