Gender: Girl...yep I'm pretty sure

Future Career: Screenplay Writer/ Writer

Favorite TV show: The Walking Dead FTW!! Obviously I love the Yogscast too

Nationality: English

Favorite Comic: The Walking Dead :3

Title: GirlGamer, TheWalkingDeadFan, Yognau(gh)t, Bro, Audience

Favorite video game: Hmm...obviously I like Minecraft a lot but I think FarCry 3, Skyrim, and BLOPS 2 were great games...OH HOW CAN I FOGET THE WALKING DEAD!!!

Favorite Pairing (s):

1. Sjips (FTW!!!)

2. Zoethian (FTW!!!)

3. Xephna

4. Xephmadia

Favorite Yogscast member: I really like Rythian, he's my idol and he also wants to be a screenplay writer if he could, Zoey's amazing too and Sips and Sjin are awesome! Sparkles* should get way more appreciation and he's also very funny And I really like Lewis so:

1. Rythian

2. Sjips (you can't separate them)

3. Lewis

4. Zoey

5. Sparkles*

Favorite Band: Area 11 is AMAZING!!

Yognaut? or Yognaught?: Yognaught, not necessarily because I'm more of a Simon person; I just prefer that way of spelling it, But I like Lewis better

Favorite Quote (s):

My favorite FanFiction Quote. "enthusi-talk. And yes, that's a word now." -MrLRock78

(Who's another writer on Fanfic and I hope they don't mind me using their quote! It was just to funny!)

1."Hmm...that was satisfying" -Rythian

2. "He's a waste disposal eating monkey...!" -Zoey

3. "We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!" -Lewis

4. "Don't milk the nipples if they aren't soft..." -Pewdiepie

5"Sjiiiinn... ya' big DING DONG!" -Sips

6"Hither Thither...isn't that lovely?"-Nilesy

7"Technically I'm not talking over them because they're speaking in Japanese!" -HybridPanda

8"He's a Sjindapendent type of guy" -Sjin

9. "I'm a professionally trained Dino-hunter and I ain't scared'a no silverfish!" -Lalna

10. "No more motor-cycles! Hey HEY! I said don't get back on it!" -UberHaxorNova

11."Listen ere I speak'a Vietnamese!" -OwnagePranks

12. "Hold'a Hold'a HOLD'A!" -Swoozie

Bronnie?: Well...OKAY OKAY JEEZ!! I AM YOU HAPPY?!?

Bro?: Of course! You mad? Loyal to Pewds since 300,000 subs!

Favorite Vlogger?: Swoozie! I LUV HIM!!

What's one of your favorite Stories from this website?:

I love Pikalex's Sjips story called Silent Night, very cute (and ya know all the other Sjips stories they have) :) I also love StraightJacketSerenade's: The Traveler, Yumlee's: The Fading words (heck I lover all her stories!) and MrLRocks stories are cool too!

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1: Rythian

2: Sjin

3: Lalna

4: Nilesy

5: Lomadia

6: Inthelittlewood

7: Sips

8: Xephos

9: Honeydew

10: Zoey

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Nilesy: So I planned this-

Lalna: Have you got Jurassic ParK?

Nilesy: Well no but-

Xephos: Hey is that fire supposed to be in that suspicioso-lookin chicken coop?

Nilesy: Oh no...THE CHICKENS!

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Ooo...uhhh... I'd sleep on the land between Blackrock and The Little Woods because:

I wouldn't want to interrupt Rythian and Zoey *wink wink*

And I wouldn't want to interrupt Martyn and Toby *wink wink WINK*

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Sips was so glad his employee accepted him, he pulled Sjin closer to him, deepening the long, lingering kiss; tracing his hand's down Sjin's figure when a girly "Aww!" broke them up

Sjin blushed a huge shade of red when he saw the red head grinning happily, she giggled

"We kinda ALL saw this coming guys"

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

First off I don't think that Nilesy could jump anybody but...Sips (seven) rescues me, Zoey wouldn't hurt a fly and Sjin would just start babbling too Nilesy about cats.

Sips: I'm taking you down town mudda-trucker!

Nilesy: ...I just wanted a hug *gets pelted in the face with dirt*

Me: Yeah! That's the power of REFINED dirt!

Epic Sapling Pawz and Sips high five, slow motion, explosion thing WOOO!

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Rythian has decided to use magic to speed up time and my kitchen is now purple...he calls for Zoey to help him

"Uh...Zoey..."

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Lalna...probably'll choose Xephos because he is into science like Lalna and they actually have serious conversations that don't include cats or jaffas

Lalna: Xeph, will you uh...marry me?

Xephos: I thought you'd never ask!

#Xephna

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Sips: Give me dirt now or Sjin gets it

Lomadia: Aren't you two like, best friends and supposedly lovers? AND in charge of a dirt factory?

Sips: Oh Yeah...

Sjin: ...Sips we're at the compound and I live here, I could have left at anytime

Sips: Yeah? Then why did you stay?

Sjin: Well...how could I not when you were holding me so close?

Sips: Oh, why hello there mister-

Lomadia: -And I'm leaving!

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Xephos demands that Sips co no longer work at Honeydew inc and resist Lomadia, Lalna and Honeydew from attending...then he fires Sips and Sjin

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Because Six is Inthelittlewood and Seven is Sips...

Or cuz seven eight nine... HA!

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Sips: Why are you late?

Sjin: Yeah man what the-

Honeydew: -CUZ I WAS A DWARF AND I WAS DIGGING A HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Lomadia and Honeydew can stay, as long as the PROMISE not to vomit on anything but the toilet

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

SIPS NOOO!!! Let's just make Sjin's best friend Lalna (Sorry!!) Sjin places a nuke under Honeydew's inc :D

Sjin: H-Honeydew!? Why? ...

Honeydew: I'm sorry I just...his goggles were just annoying me

Sjin: His-His GOGGLES?! *presses button for nuke*

Honeydew: NOOOOOO!!!

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Ooo, Martyn saves Rythian of course! He's just loyal like that

Martyn: Okay Rythian! I'm going to pull you up okay? I'm going to DIE but you're going to live, I'm going to melt in the boiling and deadly lava and you're-

Rythian: -I get it, I get it, I'm going to live now PULL ME UP PLANT-BOY!

Eight and Three go camping, but they forget food. What do they do?

Xephos: You forgot food?!

Lalna: Sorry! I have a life stone and I forgot your a noob at games!

Xephos: *tackles*

Lalna blushed slightly, seeing how close he was to the spacema-

SAP STOP VERGING INTO XEPHNA!

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Lomadia: Honeydew help! I think my arm's broken!

Honeydew: FOLLOW ME! I'LL LEAD THE WAY!

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Sips and Sjin are very happy together :3 SO MUCH FLUFFLES!!

What's your favorite quote from a kiddie TV show?

"Sorry to interrupt your stroll down loser lane but..." -Jorgan(FairlyOdd parents)

The Walking Dead Questionnaire :)

1. Favorite male character? Why?

I'm tied between Daryl&Glenn&Milton

Daryl because he is just so AWESOME and skilled and brings that little bit of oomph in the show

Glenn because he actually knows what he's doing when he's running round town like a mad man

Milton because he is actually trying to help Andrea at the moment and he's extremely smart in an anti-social kind of way, he'd rather keep himself locked up in a room all day reading than going outside like me :) (R.I.P)

2. Favorite female character? Why?

Michonne and Maggie because they can both handle themselves and they're not retarded like some people *cough* Andrea *cough*

3. Lori/Shane or Lori/Rick?

They're both dead but Lori/Shane not because I like the couple but because Rick is too good for Lori

4. What survivor would you be 100% okay with if they were killed next episode?

Hershel, I don't dislike him but I kinda feel like he's dragging the group down in some ways but is quite helpful with his wise advice

5. On a scale of 1-10, how scary do you think the show is?

1, I've never had a jumpy moment but the Governor just creeps me out although I think he's awesome

6. Has there been any specific walker that scared you the most? Why?

Sophia, because it was just horrible to see her like that, Shane also had me heart-broken

7. If you were bit by a walker, what would you do?

Depends, If I was bitten as far as the knee or my elbow I'd cut it off; if it was something I couldn't get rid of like by my neck or stomach I'd probably get someone I loved to kill me; I wouldn't give someone I hated the satisfaction of killing me

8. If you could have one person on the show as your partner during the zombie apocalypse, who would it be and why?

Daryl or Glenn or Rick or Milton or Michonne

BECAUSE

Daryl: He would know how to keep me safe and get supplies from the woods

Glenn: He would be able to get in and out quickly and be able to handle himself and me...until he finds Maggie or something

Rick: He's a great leader and I'd probably let him make the choices, seeing he's also a cop he could teach me how to use a gun correctly

Milton: Although he's not the best with walkers, I'm quite determined and stealthy and stuff like that so with his brains and my ego we'd RULE THE WORLD!! :D (RIP)

Michonne: She basically kept Andrea and herself alive when they were together, and I would trust her for everything, for example: Woodbury

9. What’s your contingency plan in case of a zombie apocalypse?

I'd pack as many supplies as I could in a duffle-bag and take the machete my family uses for harvesting the coconuts for their company and my tee-ball bat and a few kitchen knives and head for a school and/or prison...

School's are secure and have supplies, plus with the textbooks and studies I wouldn't die unintelligent at least

Prison's are extremely secure and have you watched the show?

I'm not into staying put in one place so I'd constantly be on the move

10. What walker kill scene has been the best? Why?

At Woodbury when Merle and Daryl are in the circle arena thing and they just start killing everything was pretty epic

11. Favorite scene? Why?

When Daryl and Martinez start talking I was just like "This is a start to a magical friendship"

12. How does Walking Dead compare to other shows/movies about zombies?

I've never seen anything like it, it's so amazing and it can't compare to other zombie-related scenarios

13. How long would you think you could survive in a similar situation?

I'd personally think I would be better on my own but I'd love to try and take charge of a small group, more like Rick's but nothing like the Governor's

14. In the event of a zombie apocalypse, would you take on the role as a leader like Rick or be more of a follower?
I think I'd be like a leader but have a right-hand man/woman to also rely on

15. The scene that was the most unexpected to happen?

A walker biting Daryl’s boot, I was just like "NO!!!- Wait he's okay!"

16. Pick a weapon: hand gun or bow & arrow?

Bow and arrow would be better for noise but I think a hand-gun would be better for accuracy, I would have a crossbow or a suppressor on my python ...technically that is a TYPE of handgun

17. The most emotional scene?

When Daryl went looking for Merle and he found him as a walker eating someone, they had just been re-united and Daryl cared about him so much...it was so sad that he had to kill him :'(

And Milton's death :((((((

18. Something you wish a character had done during a particular scene?

I wish that Michonne wouldn't have killed Penny and instead slowly made her way to the Governor and pushed that little walker girl to a new meal! (The Governor)

19. If there was anyone in the group you would like to see a zombie, who would it be?

Beth, I don't dislike her or anything but I'd love to see Carl's reaction :D

20. Least favorite female character? Why?
Lori, I don't care if Shane was 'COMFORTING' you! You got him killed idiot!

21. Least favorite male character? Why?

That guy that's in Tyrese's group, the white one that's not the kid...Christ on a bike he's so naive and annoying!!

22. What scene has been the most intense and scary for you?

When Merle and Daryl was in the arena I thought they were going to get killed D: Also when they put Glenn down the well and

WHEN MERLE WAS FOUND AS A WALKER AND DARYL HAD TO KILL HIM WAAAAAAAAAAA! :( AND WHEN MILTON DIED WAAAAAA!

23. Would you get bit by a walker in order to save someone you loved and cared about?

Someone I loved as in an extremely close relative or my parents or siblings, but I'm not into the whole friend-saving-friend business

24. Pick a weapon: chain saw or baseball bat?

Metal baseball bat: lighter,quiet and doesn't need gas. A chainsaw would be much more damaging but way too loud

25. The character in the group you are most like? Why?

I'm half Milton half Glenn and half Daryl

Milton: I'm like Milton because I am quite intelligent and I know to keep loyal to people but I'd still do what I needed to to survive...and I'm quite nerdy *adjusts glasses* (R.I.P)

Glenn: I'd do anything for the ones I love and I'm good at dealing with people but I know when to keep my mouth shut

Daryl: I don't put up with anything I don't like and I'm quite ruthless, but I still have a heart and would lend a hand whenever

26. Under what circumstances would you not kill a walker?

If I had a gun to my head, even if it was family I couldn't bare to leave them like what killed them

27. A time where you were like, “Oh hell yeah! That was some cool shit!”?

Lol when Daryl and Merle were in the zombie arena!!

28. A scene that made you laugh?

Any time Daryl or Glenn or *sniffle* T-dog says or said anything :(

Lol and when they found Daryl cuz Andrea accidentally shot him:

Glenn: Woah, what's wrong with him?!

Rick: He's gonna be fine!

Glenn: Fine- He...he's wearing ears!

Rick: *rips of ear-necklace* ...Lets keep that to ourselves

29. Your weapon of choice?

For melee weapons machete or sword, for firearms either a crossbow or a suppressed-python

30. A scene that left you speechless?

...Wh-When D-Daryl found M-Merle as a w-walker!! *bursts into tears*

Story:

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, and she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognise the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll be black. But you sir... When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you turn red. When you're cold you turn blue. And when you die you'll turn purple. And yet you have the nerve to call me colored." The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (well most of the time it is)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (HA!)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (comfortable more than anything!)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (red and purple are mine! *COUGH* Rythian and Zoey *COUGH!*)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (most of the time)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 16...I don't think that's exactly good

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (sometimes)
You love to shop. (for video games, new gadgets, perhaps some clothes if I'm in a good mood)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring. (WHAT?!?)
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. (WHAT?!)
You like hanging out at the mall. (Yuck)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (yeah for a foot massage)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (WHAT?!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Christ on a bike!)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (Every girl does -_-)-- (I actually don't really that much)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (I love VATCHING the movie, not exactly going TO them)
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Star wars action figure etc. etc.)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. (Well come on blind makeovers are sooo fun! -evil laugh-)-- (Waste'a time!)
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 9...I got a lot more on my boy side but I'm a girl! Heck, I'd rather stay home writing stories, playing video games and watching YouTube commentators/vloggers than going out!

Confession's:

1. I'm secretly obsessed with playing baseball

2. I am 100% ready for a zombie-apocalypse #TheWalkingDead

3. I'm secretly obsessed with pandas

4. I'm level 31 at Skyrim #GirlGamer

5. I was a Yognaught before a Sapling, Bro or Audience

6. I discovered Pewdiepie by a gaming montage of happy wheels

7. I discovered the Yogscast by Minecraft: Gloria map part 1

8. All my Minecraft knowledge from PC version comes from the Yogscast, but otherwise I prefer the console version

9. I've always preferred console gaming than PC gaming, I've always had a controller in my hand and I'm not the best with PC game controls unless they are point-and-click games like Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, or The Walking Dead

10. Back to the future 1, 2 and 3 are my favorite 80's movies

11. Marty and Doc brown will always be my favorite Sci-fi characters

12. My motto is "When in doubt plank it out" because that is a tweet I once received from Rythian

13. OH YEAH I GOT A TWEET FROM MY IDOL AKA RYTHIAN ONCE!!!

14. I'm obsessed with Twitter but my accounts always mess up

15. I don't have Instagram or Facebook cuz I can't be bothered to make one

16. Happy Wheels was the first real PC game I played

17. Whilst doing this I'm writing another story, watching Duncan and Hannah play Resident evil 6 part 1 and watching Pewdiepie play the Crooked man part 2

18. Rain, Thunder, Snow and Lightning are my favorite weathers

19. It's really cold out and it's rainy which is a perfect gaming/writing/video watching weather

20. My favorite Xbox 360 game to play at the moment is Black Ops 2 zombies online and Portal 2 but jeez it's difficult!!

21. Inthelittlewood was how I discovered Swoozie, when I saw the update that he subbed to him I started watching his video :)

22. Some gamers I can only watch play Minecraft

23. My favorite series that Rythian ever did wasn't tekkit, it was Dishonored and Trine 2

24. I love Zoey's scribblenauts!

25. Misao, Lucius, The Walking Dead and Heavy Rain were my favorite Pewdie lets play!

26. I love FPS games!

27. I'm a builder, analyst, reader and white-knight gamer,

Builder: I love designing and open world games, were you can customize things like Minecraft and Skyrim

Analyst: I love puzzle games like Portal 2

Reader: I love games with great story lines and scripted features like The Walking Dead and FarCry 3

White-knight: I love games that let you risk your life to save someone else like in Black ops 2 or The Walking Dead

28. I'm half tomboy and half girl girl: I hate spiders and I like to shop but I love video games and reading comic books

29. Intelligence is important, a long with personality, I don't care about looks *wink wink Lalna* :D

30. I pretend like I'm part of the Yogscast and my into is "Heyo everyone! It's Sapling Pawz here and welcome too..." :3

31. I love Jaffa Cakes

32. Cadbury is really good but so is Hershey's

33. I've always wanted a ginger and white cat, just because the Yogscast are like obsessed with cats and I'm starting to like them :)

34. I love Monster's Inc.

35. I've always wanted a onesie

36. I love hoodies but I don't even own one

37. Jeans are better than skirts

38. If I could change my eye-color I'd change it to a really bright-green or purple

39. I curl in a ball to fall asleep

40. If I want to sleep I think about new story ideas

41. I discovered The Walking Dead thanks to my bother downloading the first episode on our Xbox 360, I discovered the TV show by watching the Barn-scene from season 2

42. I follow the Walking Dead comics and I think they're great!

43. I totally Ship Darol and Mick (as in Daryl and Carol and Rick and Michonne)

44. I didn't know who Negan was when everyone was saying that's who took Clementine but I just went with it

45. I don't like Ben lol who does?

46. I HATE Lilly

47. I chose Doug over Carley, Intelligence is more important than being able to fire a gun!

1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? "Are you happy here?" I blurted out before I could think about how rude that sounded

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Oww! My ankle/foot

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Chelsea lately

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:50?

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really? Oh my good gracious! 8:52!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Vigorous typing from my brother and Seananner's booming laughter whilst playing Gears of War 3

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Well since I just woke up, Yesterday, helping my dad carry the shopping

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My: 'More Than Just an employee' reveiws

9. What are you wearing? A neon orange tank-top, and black hello kitty shorts...I'm not wearing shoes, I hate shoes that aren't sneakers or slippers :(

10. Did you dream last night?Yes, nothing YOU need to know about

11. When did you last laugh? A few minutes ago whilst reading a Sjips one-shot

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Um, nothing, a painting or two

13. Seen anything weird lately? Does a My little pony Yogscast themed picture count as weird?

14. What do you think of this quiz? Stupid, awh JK!!

15. What is the last film you saw? Les Miserables or does The Walking Dead count?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? The full walking dead game and Tekkit for my computer, I haven't played either yet, I've played The Walking Dead episode 1 but not the others

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I'm terrified of spiders *shivers*

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Hmm, I would stop world hunger for a start, and I would make a dimension that takes you right into the Yogscast Tekkit Server

19. Do you like to dance? No *rolls eyes as Sips would*

20. George Bush. Uh HAHAHAHAHA!!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Bella Cozet Thorne, and I uh...I don't have a crush on Yogscast Strippin aka Sam if you were wondering I just HAPPENED to like the last name!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Glenn Felix Thorne, Glenn I just like the name and Felix cuz that's Pewds name and he makes me so happy every day

23. Imagine you had another boy, what do you call him? Lewis Joakim Thorne, Lewis I just like the name but Joakim cuz that's Rythian's real name and he's my idol :)

I stole a bunch of stuff from Yumleethelimabean's profile :)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, cake, pie, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading all of the fanfictions you can, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

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If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world!

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

--Normal people worry me.

--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--My Reality Check bounced.

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--Would you like a cookie? So would I!

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. (Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha, haha, ahahaha, ha...ohh...)

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Yumleethelimabean and SaplingPawz' (aka me) pun overload chat:

(Yumlee) Never! You know, I had a BLAST watching Rebirth 17 when it came out.

(Me) I know, it was quite the BOMB (god i suck at pun-type-things)

(Yumlee) But I nearly EXPLODED from the feels (The worst puns are the best puns)

(Me) Yeah, I was really BLOWN away (Legit)

Which Yogscast Member are you most like?

Lewis&Rythian&Zoey

I think I'm like Lewis, Rythian and Zoey because I'm quite like Lewis and sometimes my ego can grow very big when we're dealing with video games, and I'm quite stubborn. I'm like Rythian because I'm quite dark and mysterious. But besides that I'm like Zoey because I'm crazy, creative and kind :)