Hello Fanfic, welcome to my page.

You see, this is where most people post all that Copy Paste shit. I'm gonna say "fuck u" to that, because none of y'all are gettin' my personal preferences or information. Only my fandoms, which you can probably guess by the stories i write.

I only write lemons. Sometimes one-shots, sometimes stories. Most of the time, however, one shots.

There will occasionally be gay/lesbian parings. However, while I do write very NSFW stories, I do have rules.

1. No animals...seriously...that's just fucked up

2. Nothing which, if it was in video form, would be made illegal by the American Government

3. Incest between siblings...some rare cases (i.e: Elsanna might be one)

4. Incest between child/parent...never

5. I don't do strange age parings. For instance, if a guy is 95 and a girl is 20, it's not going to be written by me. However, Vampires, Werewolves, gods/goddesses, and other immortal creatures that still function as younger-looking lifeforms, that's fine.

That's it. Now get out your towels and Kleenexes because all stories below are going to get very, very wet.