Name: J

Age: Not telling :P

Gender: Female! Of course

Ethnicity: Asian: Vietnamese/Chinese

Birthday: July, 29

Location: California, US of A!!

Favorite word: Fuck...or some variation of it (Yes, I'm serious. I happen to curse a lot in real life, though I think it's mostly out of habit. XD)

Favorite color: Green or purple, which ever strikes the mood in that very moment

Favorite pastime: Sex...no I'm kidding. I wish. XD Actually, a funny quote from an ex: "I thought I knew what a nympho was before. Someone who wants sex all the time. You want it all the time and then some." Sex is a very easy subject for me, one of my most favorite...oh how the virgins squirm. _ Seriously though, reading usually gets me through the day or watching a movie or two, maybe even a video games session. Most of the time I'm so swamped with work I don't really have time for anything else.

Just a little about me: I'm quite silly, though that may be due to my sleep deprived mind. I have a minor case of insomnia. My English is NOT perfect! So don't hold it against me when I make minor booboos. I end up making a lot of oopsies because I type very fast and I use Notepad instead of Microsoft Word because Word doesn't want to cooperate with my laptop. I don't really have spell check to my disposal. The spell check program provided by ff.net is kind of iffy. Forgive my booboos, please!

I love random messages! I love a lot of randoms things, so if you're so inclined, send me a private message. Just don't be mean because I can guarantee I'll be mean right back, usually by threefold or more. Yes, I can be a grade A bitch when I need to be(sometimes even when I don't need to be). I have very silly tendencies and usually have an up beat personality. Like every girl, I'm prone to my occasional moodswings, as you can probably tell from my speech pattern...or should that be writing pattern?

I'm young and all my body parts are perky and non-saggy. Older than sixteen years; not that it instantly makes me seventeen years by default. :P Hee! Old enough to know better, but young enough to escape relatively unscathed. :D

I am NOT ditzy, though I do sound like it. It's my Californian attitude. No, I have never surfed even once before in my whole entire life. That's usually the question I get asked most by out-of-state-ers. Very stereotypical. :D

I'm sure you've picked up plenty about my personality from this blurb. Scroll on to read the works that I've posted!

Except My Life: On hiatus

I Saw Him: Draco Malfoy: On hiatus

I Saw Him: Pansy Parkinson: On hiatus

Writer's block is a bitch, what can I say? I rather wait than write a bunch of crap and then receive a load of very nasty flames and sucky reviews to go right along with it. I know it's painful, but we must all bear it like amazons bear getting their left breast amputated before the modern invention known as anesthesia. I'm absolutely serious, this DID happen in ancient times. It was meant to make them more efficient with bows and arrows. Makes you want to shudder in horror and shock sometimes, doesn't it?