Hewwo, my friendly nerd friends. This is my page. If you didn't know, my name is Turtle. You may call me this, if you wish to. Now, I am a huge anime and manga fan. I love it so much!!!

I like drawing and writing, but I prefer writing. Some of my favorite authors are as follows:

Sir Authur Conan Doyle

Lillian Jackson Braun

Scott Westerfeld

Danette Haworth

Mary Pope Osborne (Yes, her books are mainly childish, but they're good.)

Erin Hunter

Rick Riordan

Some of my favorite anime of all time:

Shugo Chara

Soul Eater

Assassination Classroom

DRAMAtical Murder

Hetalia

Princess Jellyfish

Kamisama Hajimemashita

Baka To Test

Death Parade

Inukami

Srg. Frog

Durarara

Etotama

Fruits Basket

Kuroko No Basket

If you don't know me very well... well... let's just say that I am a huge fan of shipping~ Muwahahahahahahah!

MEPHOBIA: Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can’t handle it, and everyone dies.

OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF. sometimes i need expert advice

THINK I’M SARCASTIC? watch me pretend to care!

I’M NOT INSULTING YOU. i’m describing you.

SARCASM. the bodies natural defense against stupidity

COMMON SENSE IS SO RARE THESE DAYS. IT SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS A SUPERPOWER

SARCASM IS A SUPER POWER... for some reason my English teacher wouldn't let me use that when we had to create a superhero based on ourselves (long story short It sounded awesome but I. NOW. HATE. THAT. PROJECT.)

I’M NOT ANTI-SOCIAL i’m anti-stupid

ALWAYS BE YOURSELF unless you can be a UNICORN then always be a unicorn

DON’T HIT KIDS. No. Seriously. They have guns now

Sarcastic comment ...loading... please wait, actually you don't have to wait I have an extremely large arsenal of them because you see sarcasm is my first language

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

you can’t fix STUPID not even with DUCT TAPE

Sorry. I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

OF COURSE I TALK LIKE AN IDIOT. how else could you understand me?

If people could read my mind... I’d get punched in the face a lot...

The voices are back. EXCELLENT.

A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.

IF YOU CHOKE A SMURF what color does he turn?

I see dumb people

Sarcasm is just one more free service we offer

Sometimes I wonder. “why is that FRISBEE getting BIGGER?”

Then it hits me.

Real bear hugs are often fatal

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Yet despite the look on my face... your still talking.

I’m already visualizing you with DUCT TAPE over your mouth. (Oh did I say this out loud to my dear brother? OOPS)

I’m MULTI-TALENTED. I can talk and annoy you at the same time (very true... is it sad I've learned to respond to PERSON WHO WONT JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! Thank you big brother 'said very sarcastically')

An APPLE a day will keep ANYONE away if thrown hard enough. (this is true)

I’m not saying YOU’RE STUPID. I’m just saying you’ve got BAD LUCK when it comes to thinking. (another true fact!)

Unless your name is GOOGLE stop acting like you know everything.

I’d love to explain it to you, but I don’t have any CRAYONS

ORGANIZED PEOPLE are just too lazy to LOOK FOR THINGS ( Glares at brother and dad who know who I'm talking about when I say this)

If you say GULLIBLE slowly it sounds like ORANGES (my brother tired this... It was funny)

I like you but if ZOMBIES CHASE US I’m tripping you

It’s okay if you disagree with me. I can’t force you to be right.

I’M NOT WEIRD, I’m limited edition! Actually I'm just a weird, limited edition, AWESOME PERSON

Dear math, I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

You laugh because you think it is a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking.

Sometimes, I pretend to be normal. But then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

Sometimes, a person just needs a sympathetic pat... on the head... with a hammer...

I didn't slap you. I just high-fived your face.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

demigod Pledge:

I pledge that I will look at the sea

and remember the Percy Jackson in me

I pledge that I will read a book

And feel that Annabeth is in a nook. (In my brain. It just doesn't rhyme.)

I pledge that I will pick up a flower

and remember the grover power!

I pledge that I will look at a Gay couple

and remember SolAngelo will be. Someday.

I pledge that I will remember Rick Riordan.

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.