Hello! I am Quis of Non Sequiturs... Fear me you... Squirrel... Lovers... I love squirrels!...

I'm a little bit crazy and easily distracted, like som- OOOh a SOCK!

Stories

Our Vows: Xiao eloped with Steve to escape the Tekkenshu. She had her reasons, but it was probably just the encroaching insanity.
Status: In Progress, Plot completed.
Sequels: I have two sequels in the works for this story.

Stories in the Works:

Untitled: Christie and Xiao compete to see who can kill more people before they are caught/killed. However, before their competition is over, both of them fall madly in love with... Bryan! They turn on each other and leave a path of hilarious distruction in their wake.
Status: Unwritten, Plot completed.

To the Max: Julia is living on a redwood tree that evil dudes are about to chop down. Then, Michelle comes to her and hands her a newspaper about orphans in Guatamala that Heihachi is killing. "Off to the Peace-and-Love Mobile!" she shouts, as the evil dudes chop down the tree she has completely forgotten about. She decides to recruit other tekken characters to help her stop heihachi including Xiao, who has less going on in her head than a gnat and is obsessed with stalking Jin; Jin, who is trying to kill himself at every turn but failing miserably; Hwoarang, who is also stalking Jin; Kazuya who pulls the ears off cute bunnies with anime eyes and commits other random acts of evil; Lee, the spineless yes-man who goes around agreeing with everybody and has murderous asides; and Christie, who is always having wardrobe malfunctions. Where has the plot gone? Nobody knows!
Status: Unwritten, Plot completed.