Against overwhelming odds, you will lose!

Well since you are here I'm guessing you want to know a bit about me. Either that or you're here for fanfiction. Don't get your hopes up. Jak and Daxter (my original fandom) no longer interests me anymore and apart from a group-written fanfic, I'm not going to touch it again. I have a Yu Yu Hakusho fic in the works but since I am sorely disappointed with the incredible lack of decent visuals and plot (it's slightly too repetitive for me), my current obsession is now Full Metal Alchemist.

I am an Australian teenage female, who suffers from occasional paranoia, constantly procrastinates and has been described as predictably unpredictable.

I write original stories alongside fanfiction but you'll never find any of them on the internet. The reason being I want to get them published... one day. Well, I can dream, can't I?

I draw. A lot. If you ever looked in my school notebooks you would find manga people and creatures smiling up at you, some glaring and others spewing blood all over my notes. I have a burning passion for art and I aspire to make my own manga. I even have a vague idea of what it's about. Not telling though, but I adore the idea. Why? It's original.

I love my friends. We're a weird bunch but we don’t give a rats arse what people think of us. I am very protective of them and my best friend finds it infinitely amusing when I force her to eat. She gets all shaky and stuff when her blood sugar is low which in turn causes me to freak out. Gah.

I have major depressive disorder and I have to see a phsycologist every one to two weeks.

I want to fly. I have dreams about flying (and dying) and ever since I was little I wanted to do it. Fly. Not die. Preferably with wings sprouting out of my back.

I tend to ask "Has anyone died yet?" whenever I walk into the lounge room and someone's watching TV. So much so, that whenever I do walk into said room, Dad informs me of how many people have (or haven't) died.

Mostly; my favorite characters in a book/manga/anime/whatever will either die at some stage during the book/manga/anime/whatever or they are a character that most people hate and bash.

Example. Full Metal Alchemist: My favorite character is Maes Hughes. He carks it. Guh. I am also an Alex Louis Armstrong fan and a Barry the Chopper fan. They both are awesome.

I have discovered that a lot of people on fanfiction dot net love coffee. I do not. Hate the stuff. I however, adore herbal tea. Tea in general is awesome.

It irks me that my sister is taller than me. She is two years younger! Yeah, it sucks slightly.

What also irks me is the ridiculous accents foreign cartoons give "Australian" characters. It makes me cringe.

Another thing I've wanted to do since I was little is shave all my hair off. My mother despairs of me.

My favorite hobby is... sleeping. Over the holidays I attempted to become nocturnal. Didn’t work. Still screwed up my internal clock though.

I have posted some of my drawings on the net, and as soon as I get some decent ones posted I'll stick the link up here.

Have a decent day people.

Aussie-speak:-

An Aussie Gentleman

G'day mate.

Pleased to make your acquaintance.

He's blotto.

Inebriated beyond the capacity to stand up.

You little ripper!

Words of praise fail me.

Rack off.

Your presence is no longer required.

Fair dinkum.

Of course I'm telling the truth.

Pull ya head in.

You may be correct in your assertion but shut up.

Wanna rage?

Would you like to drink vast amounts of alcohol with me until we both drop?

You drongo.

A rather dimwitted person.

Your shout.

If you value your well being you should buy the next drink.

Go on.

I'm not entirely convinced you know what you're talking about.

Whadayawant?

Might I enquire about your needs?

Have a chunder.

The delicate act of regurgitation.

You pong.

Dear me, we do smell don’t we.

Bloody oath!

I'm in total agreeance with you.

How ya going?

Might I enquire about your welfare?

Give it a go ya mug!

Are you perhaps incapable of performing this act?

An Aussie Sheila

Wanna cuppa?

Would you care for some tea?

Go tart yourself up.

Please dress in your best clothes.

Wanna come to our piss up?

You are invited to our party.

How ya goin' luv.

I hope you are feeling well.

Don't get ya knickers in a knot.

Don’t upset yourself.

What's the latest goss?

Any juicy news?

The old man's shot through.

My husband's left town.

Get stuffed bitch.

Leave whenever you like.

Shut ya gob!

Tell someone who cares.

Don't crap on.

Aren't you exaggerating?

Could I bot a fag?

May I have one of your cigarettes?

Grouse lippy.

What a nice shade of lipstick.