At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-

Harry Potter always had horrible luck. Now he's going to see how he fares when that luck leads him to worlds he never imagined he would see...

As Shirou was dragged into the hole left behind by the grail, the grail itself reaches out to him, acknowledging him as the true winner of the Fifth Holy Grail war. His wish of becoming a Hero is closer to being granted than he originally thought. Now in a world where being a Hero is a feasible profession, will he become a true ally of justice?

This is pure AU crack fanfic based on Worm, by Wildbow. I own nothing, and I refuse to claim responsibility for this monstrosity. You'll never take me alive, coppa!

He hadn't wanted to be Harry Potter anymore. Things would be simpler, he would be happier. He had been almost positive he would be happier if he were quite literally anybody else. At the moment, he couldn't think of a better demonstration of the warning "be careful what you wish for." ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

The worst of nightmares leave us shaking and cold in our beds. Harry wishes he could be so lucky.