NOTE: OK, email me all you want now at my new address!

Hey, I'm back and better than ever! I've survived the attack on my former persona, and I've even written more on my old Artemis Fowl fic. Well, now that the info up here will actually be true, let's get started...

Name: Which one do you want? At last count, I had over a dozen. Minkus, Tom the Bomb (don't ask...it was in 7th grade), RaptorK, TomRK1089, Eric Champlain, Yannick, etc.

Age: 15, finishing up tenth grade

Hobbies: Band, reading/writing, BONE by Jeff Smith

Favorite Place: New Hampshire

Place with Greatest People: Ireland! Ireland RULES! Hosted exchange students this February and it was awesome.

Favorite Authors: Jeff Smith, Douglas Adams, Octavia E. Butler, Charles de Lint, Timothy Zahn

I'll eventually add more, but for now here's some great quotes. Some of these I forget where I saw 'em, so if it's yours, tell me.

"Stupid, stupid rat creatures!" ~Fone Bone in BONE by Jeff Smith

"Some people are like slinkies: not very smart, but fun to push down the stairs."

"I have an addiction to Listerine Pocket Paks." ~Me

"SMILEY BONE: Hey! Everything we've done so far hasn't been un-stupid and we're still alive, right?
RAT CREATURE: I really can't argue with that, but I feel like I should.
SMILEY BONE: Carry on, Fone Bone! Make a stupid desicion!" ~Bone by Jeff Smith

"I'm like Discount Flashback Warehouse!" ~Strong Bad

"Hey! Tweedledee and Tweedledum, knock it off!" ~Mrs. Conti, to me &Jay Davis-Cooke for, like, the jillionth time in freshman world history

"Well, I wish this was the first time I've been thrown off of Bub's Concession Stand...today." ~Strong Sad

"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!" ~ Captain Picard in the episode with Gul Madred

And more will come soon...