Name: Unknown

Age: N/A

The Writer's Journal-

7/21/10- Story Deleted (Multiplayer Chronicles: Cold Storage)

To all my loyal readers and reviewers (Hoping you all still care). My activity on Fanfiction.net has dwindled to nothing in the past two years, and I give my own heartfelt apology not just to try and appease the readers, but for my own reasons. However, one such person in particular deserves my apology. To Obsidian Thirteen, or under his new name Obsidian Productions, I apologize for not getting back to you sooner, but I had just lost all interest in my addition to the Multiplayer Chronicles series due to my transition through a rough patch in my life (two deaths in the family, high school, coupled with a break up and the loss of a computer, etc.) and didn't have the common sense and decency to explain myself. As a fellow writer, I won't gripe and grovel, but say that personally I had lost the writing spark for the series and in my laziness had caused you all types of frustration. I hope in reading this that you'll accept my apology. If not, I can live with that, knowing that at least I have explained myself-

KonohaShinobi

7/18/08- Bored...

Due to the amount of time I'm spending on writing my novel,I have just realized that I am neglecting my account on Fanfiction.net.

So I'm sorry for any delays in my stories, thanks out there to my loyal fans.

Due to an outbreak of new ideas I am postponing my current stories, and thanks to Witch of Erie Knoll, all reviewers get fried chicken!

Likes:

Anime

Books

Cartoons

Food

Sleeping

Dislikes:

Elitists

Perverts

Control Freaks

Know-It- Alls

Favorite Animes: Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, YuYu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Rave Master, Naruto, Hellsing, Karin, Ranma, DBZ, Hanaukyo Maid Tai and many unmetionable others.

Favorite Pairings:Ed/Winry, Al/Winry,Kagome/Inu,Shippo/ Kirara, Miroku/Sango,Sesshoumaru/ Rin,Yusuke/Kayko, Kurama/Botan, Yukina/Kuwabara, Haru/Elie, Musica/Melodia, Kenshin/Kaoru,Sano/Megumi, Naru/Hina, Sasu/Saku, Neji/Tenten, Shika/Ino, Kakashi/Rin, Jiraiya/Tsunade, Asuma/Kurenai, Alucard/Integra, Alucard/Seras, Karin/Kenta, Maki/Winner, Ranma/Akane, Kuno/Nabiki, Shampoo/Mousse, Ranma/Shampoo, Ranma/Ukyo, Ryouga/Akane, Tarou/Any Maid

Favorite Cartoons: Danny Phantom, FairlyOdd Parents, Invader Zim, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Lilo and Stitch, Teen Titans, Futurama, Family Guy , Robot Chicken, American Dad, Codename: Kids Next Door

Games I Enjoy:

Halo (Series)

Gears of War (Series)

Mirror's Edge

Bioshock

Resident Evil

Gender: Male

Nationality: American (In America!)

Favorite Quotes-

"Every character I make seems to have a penchant of being hugged by busty women; Now I know we're in America!- Me

"Everything you think up is original, unless you took it from someone else, that's called stealing."- Me

"I'm telling you, I'm Dutch-Irish!" - Simmons- Red Vs. Blue

"It's AUTO-IMMUNE!"- Arbiter- Master Chief-MD (Guitarmaster X7 rules!)

Original Characters

Must be Edited...

Name: Kimishime Kenji

Sex: Male

Age: N/A( He's around 16,but he's in the form of a six year old)

Clothing: headband on wrist, cable kunai glove on right arm, dark sunglasses, dark green shirt and shorts, bandages on right leg, black hair, red eyes, pale skin (He is a vampire)

Likes: training, being on center stage, soda, ramen, beating the crap out of enemies.

Dislikes: his (adopted) little sister Miri ( when she is being overprotective), losing, the time it takes for ramen to cook (A/N: yes, he does resemble naruto in an aspect)

Skills: kage bunshin, all fire justus, speed, mind control, taijustu, a new type of doujustu called kitatsu( which even copies bloodline techniques) (A/N: Screw you Uchiha, your Sharigan sucks)

Favorite weapons: cable kunai, shuriken, exploding notes, a special katana, and several unnamed weapons in the later sequels that i will reveal

Weaknesses: Has an allergy to cute girls with a weird side effect, turns into a girl if he gets touched or if he's in their presence (any girl he isnt related to or any girl who he doesnt treat as a sister and so on), then he sneezes and transforms, condition is cured by his mother, Kishihime Motoko, or any mother ( Think Ranma without the cold water and Tarou if he didnt turn different colors)(Note: I now know that this does occur in the anime/manga- Fruits Basket, so don't even think about mentioning it)

( I officially own Miri now, thank god)

Name: Horiko Miri

Sex: Female

Age: 15

Clothing: Black tube top, mini-skirt, bandages on right leg on thight, with kunai pouch on waist, headband on arm, black hair past shoulders, dark brown eyes. (which change to yellow, she is now lycan)

Likes: cookies, chocolate, the color green and orange, soda, hanging out with my friends

Dislikes: (adopted) older brother, raisins, people who are cocky,

Skills: explosive tags, chakra control, aim, tactitionist, runs fast

Weaknesses: when someone i love is in danger

Halo MasterCard Parody

Busting up your MJOLNIR armor: 50

Busting up your squads warthog: 60

Killing various aliens with a pistol:70

Killing a hunter with your bare hands: Priceless

Stories in the making

(Warning: All of the following stories have innuendo, OC's, OOCness , or vampires, some will have all three)

Konoha's Resident Vampire

Think you know the 16 year old Kenji? Well think again, a story describing his past and why he is so different from the other kids and ironically, Anko is a vampire, which is pretty obvious, the considering she is the most dangerous jounin in Konoha..(see episode 29)

A Ninja in Hellsing: Kenji's Excellent Adventure

Kenji has gotten a letter from Hellsing saying that they need new recruits after the Incognito incident and asked if he could fill in.
Imagine the insanity of a ninja in England! New discoveries, Integra's soft spot for Kenji, Seras is an Otaku and Alucard has a teddy bear named Mr Fluffykins.
Entails OOCness and various parodies, including a Kung Fu Fighting Remix and bullet time fun with the cast of the Matrix.

Visiting the Family

Kenji's second trip to the Hellsing organization, and he comes to bearing gifts, but what kind of gifts? Icha Icha Paradise and Hitai ite, and for some reason Seras seems more anime crazed crazed, why? No one really knows.

Vacation from Hell: The Stay in Konoha
Kenji invites the Hellsing crew to stay at his house in Konoha for a week, what will happen?

(A/N: The stories above have a slight connection with my previous works)

Hellsing: Movie Parody
(Includes OC's and various amounts of randomness)Not recommended for the faint of heart

The Helltrix
A Matrix/Hellsing crossover, will include OC's and innuendo, and various video game spoofs

Can't Bite Me
A very crazy bunch of music parodies with familiar songs and Integra singing karaoke.
Every song has original lyrics, but they mimic the harmony of other songs.

Ode to Anime
A funny parody of characters singing songs that explain themselves and their animes.
Includes Naruto, Inuyasha, Hellsing and Tenchi Muyo and others etc.

MasterCard: The Various Parodies

Master Card parodies of anything from video games to anime