![]() Author has written 4 stories for Sisters Grimm. Okayyyyyyyy, Welcome to my profile. :D You can also find me on Deviantart. And Tumblr EXO-L and anime nerd here! :) My name: I was born as Warisha, but later on got changed to Shireen. I still use both of them though. Fun fact: Warisha means flower of heaven and Shireen means sweet. Talk about irony; my mom’s always saying she should have named me sour instead. But if you put them both together you get…………………. Sweet Flower of Heaven. The perfect description of me! (Well if you cut out the “sweet”) Picture: A Muslim girl in hijab...cause you know...I'M A MUSLIM (and officially a hijabi)! I don't care what anyone says, nothing in the world will make me stop loving Allah (SWA) and his Messenger (PBUH) ! Country: I have lived in Canada for most of my life, but cultural background is Pakistan. Gender: Girl (thankfully) Age: I'm in high school. You don't need to know more than that. Favorite books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Sisters Grimm to name a few……and I like a lot of classics such as Pride and Prejudice, Anne of Green Gables, the Little Princess, Secret Garden etc EDIT: Oh, I had Twilight here before, but I tried to read it again after years of not doing so and for the life of me I could not get past the first three sentences. What was I thinking when I read that? Wow. Excuse me, I was only 11 years old! How could I have known that the books were full of such...ugh. If I ever read it again, it will be to laugh at it. ANOTHER HUGE EDIT: I am forced to take back what I previously said about the Sisters Grimm. Why? The last few books sucked. It started out so good, with such high expectations and then WHOOP all that deflated. Like a whoopee cushion as my brother would say. I am more than disappointed. YET ANOTHER EDIT!!!!: CASSANDARA CLARE IS A PLAGIARIZING LITTLE...I can't even say it. But it's disgusting how much she's plagiarized, lied and cyber bullied people. I am ASHAMED of ever being a Mortal Instruments fan Favorite Movies: I love the Lion King (I swear I cry every time I see it). Tangled! Go frying pans! Favorite Shows: I'm going through a huge KPOP phase so all of them are basically Korean dramas. FAVORITE ANIMES: The list is too long. But the top three is ALWAYS: 1. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood 2. Steins Gate 3. Code Geass Go watch them. Right now. Do it. Favourite Music: EXO always. Favorite Hobbies: Reading(duh),sleeping(I never get enough of that),going on the computer(don’t know if that counts), reading fanfiction (it’s special enough to have its own category in my head),bickering with my siblings, Writing and making other people laugh. OH AND MANGA AND ANIME- what would I do without them. Favorite Sports: No, just because I live in Canada, I don’t need to like hockey. Instead I love playing badminton and soccer. If you look at my grades, I'm smart. If you look at me personally...not so much. More like, "Is she crazy?" Crazy things I have done or have happened to me: When I was 4 years old, I put a scissor in my sister’s ear while playing doctor and pierced her eardrum, nearly turning her deaf at three years old. (She’s fine now) I went to my cousin's wedding, stood up to take a picture, and a strand of my hair caught the candlelight, which spread and led to my WHOLE hair on fire. And my hair went to my hips. That’s a lot of fire… (Yes, I am alive, thank you for your concern. And no I am not bald. My hair is as beautiful as ever, just the top layer isn't as glossy as it used to be…*sobs*…). I burned SOUP. (Is that even possible?). There’s a whole lot more, but it would probably take up all the space FF has to offer. Yes, I am dangerous! Languages: English (DUH), Urdu, wait does French count? Cause I have to speak that at school… Languages that I can read: English, Arabic, Urdu (not really, but I can kind of make it out), hey French counts too! (Now I'm just trying to look smart, but it's true, it the same as English anyway) Nicknames: Drama Queen, Peanut (don't ask), Bookworm, Sheree, ugh this is the worst...my mom (rarely) call me Sheno if she wants me to do something that I really don't want to do. Things people say to me: "Are you feeling okay?" You're SO loud." "Ow, my ear hurts now." "Stop reading! Jeez!" "Wow! I thought you were WAY older."(hee hee, when I was 12 people thought I was 15) Personality: Funny Sweet (What? You don't believe me?) Gravy (daphneish) Kind (to people who deserve it), Mean (to people who deserve it), Bossy (always have been, always will be) Stubborn (You can do whatever, but I won't change my mind) Weird or True Facts: When I sing a really high song, tears come to my eyes. I am the best fake crier in the world. I will be the Niagara Falls that never stops, if I really want to make someone guilty, freak someone out or just prove that I can. If you're a rude, insufferable jerk and hurts my or someone else feelings or are a racist or sexist bigot who won't give anyone a chance, I will take my shoe off and chase you until you regret it.(I remember my mom doing that when I did something really stupid and horrible. Good thing I'm a fast runner. Oh, the memories). If I start a good book, I cannot put it down until I'm done. If my brother annoys me, I sit on him. If my sister annoys me, I promise that I will not tell her what happens in so and so book or fanfic. When I go to sleep, I often dream about the characters and story of the books I've read. If I randomly smile, laugh or cry out of nowhere, it means I'm thinking up a story in my head. I am an amazing person (just kidding, I’m not that conceited, but you've gotta admit it's true). oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction (I saw this and I just had to put it on here. It's so true and needs to be followed for any FF category.) 1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it. 2.Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses. 3.Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story. 4.Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting. 5.Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly. 6.Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well. 7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious. 8.Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character. 9.Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character! 10.Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame. 11.The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so. 12.Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary. 13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length. 14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character. 15.If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning. 16.Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason). 17.Thou shalt show and not tell. 18.Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers. 19.Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art. 20.Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise. 21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader. 22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed. 23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason. 24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep. 25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. 26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside. 27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers. I am a believer in human rights, in justice, in equality. And I will always defend these things when they are attacked. When I was on deviantart, youtube etc, I found horrifying comments, comments full of nothing but hate...directed to Muslims. Muslims like me. The people who write these disgusting comments, who hurl insults and me and my religion...I pity them. For they are a people of no knowledge. They are ignorant to what is happening before their very eyes and yet they BLAME me. See Nayzak’s ‘Because I am a Muslim’. It is a great piece of art, raising awareness of the world’s issues, but yet people felt the need to hate. Here is what one of the ‘nicer’ comments said: are you kidding? Look I can answer right now to all that IN A SEC, all you do with this is just generate rage over others... You can check it. That was a real comment. Can you believe this person? Not only insulting ME, but other people and their religions. It’s disgusting. Here is my reply, not just that person, but to anybody else who thinks this way: This is a page about art, not hate? So I'm assuming you have no religion? That's fine. I respect that. As long as you don't insult MY religion and all those other religions. Manipulated by any religion? A living bomb? I don't think you understand what a MUSLIM is. It is true that there are people out there, who CLAIM to be Muslim, but are nothing but tyrants. That is true. But do not judge the rest of us by them. Oh and, I DO understand that this is the 21st century. And I want YOU to understand that I am not being manipulated by anybody. I abhor those who use Islam to justify their crimes. PEOPLE who are the word of God? You REALLY don't know anything about Muslims. True Muslims follow only Allah and the Messenger (PBUH). This IS a page of art. But it’s also a page of truth. You think that we are being EXTREMISTS when we say this? When we speak out of the injustice being done Muslims? Please, do go to Palestine, go to Afghanistan, go to so many places and TELL the people who's children under the age of five have been killed...tell THEM that they are Extremists. Why are these EXTREMISTS crying? Why are they sobbing? Why are they covering their eyes when they see a room full of dead bodies? Why are they wiping away their blood and tears? Surely it's not because their homes have been demolished. Surely it's not because their children have been murdered. Surely not because their mothers and sisters have been raped. Surely it's not because their father or brother, sister, aunt, family or friend sacrificed themselves to save them. Surely it's not because the whole world is watching and doing nothing. No, it's because they are EXTREMISTS. It's because they are BACKWARDS and have a religion. It's because they let themselves be MANIPULATED and they don't care if they kill the whole country as long as they stay in power. That's what you think? Wow. But hey, it doesn't matter what I think. I'm just an EXTREMIST, right? I'm in the 21st century and I allow religion to control me! I am a girl and I wear the hijab! I'm just a WHINY brat trying to get attention in the Muslim world! How BACKWARDS! What horror! Think again. Peace be with you. Copy and paste whatever you have done from this list: (Wow, I’ve done almost all of them, except for the counting thing) Push doors that clearly say PULL Laugh harder when you try to explain why you're laughing Walk into a room and forget why you were there Count on your fingers to add something in math class Try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave Say "It's a long story" when it's really not. Watch 1 propeller go round and round on a fan Say the ABCs in your head to see what letter comes next Have a mini spazz attack when you're dreaming that you're falling If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it gets strange. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Sisters Grimm, post this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you like the Hunger Games copy and paste this on your profile. If you wish Katniss could just keep BOTH Gale and Peeta, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've vowed to murder the people who hurt Cinna copy and paste this on your profile. Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself) If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Dare I say it... if you HAVE died, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that seems to be unnaturally drawn to them, copy and paste this on your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something.(nope,are you kidding me? I'm too loud. People have to tell me to shut up.) I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.(I love it when they do that, they don't know how much they're flattering me.Haha.) I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this sounds like you Copy and paste this on your profile "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning to dance in the rain" 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. When I first read this, I started crying. Really, there were tears in my eyes. I could imagine it happening so clearly and it saddens me to think that it is still happening: I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up, all day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark, My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight. I just heard a car, My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse, My name is called I press myself, Against the wall I try to hide, From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream, But it's now much too late His face has been twisted, into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain, again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, And heads for the door While I lay there motionless, Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Please pass this on. The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy HARRY POTTER OATH!! I promise to remember Tonks Yes, I promise to love Harry Potter A list of why Harry Potter's better than Twilight: 1. Jacob Black is a lame copy of Sirius Black. Proof: They both have motorcycles, they have the same last name, they can both turn into canine creatures. 2. Bella Swan is a Mary Sue, and Edward Cullen is a Gary Stu. There are no Mary Sues or Gary Stus in Harry Potter 3. Sparkly vampires are just sad and pathetic. 4. None of the Harry Potter characters stare at peole while they sleep. 5. A Twilight vampire may have special powers, but they can only have one each. Wizards can have all of the abilities vampires have, like: Legilimency, Occlumency, Divination, and more: Metamorphmagus, Parseltongue, Animagus, etc. 6. For the Twilight series, five minutes after you meet someone, you are so in love with them that you can't live without them. Harry Potter characters do fall in love, but in much more realistic ways. And they don't lie around obsessing over it, they have more important things on their minds. 7. Voldemort is way cooler than the Volturi. (Who, for those of you who don't know, are a group of really old vamps who prevent other vamps from telling humans about their existence. No vampire would ever do this anyway, so the Volturi are useless) 8. The Twilight books have no humor. 9. Twilight only has sequels because Stephanie Meyer realized how popular it was. J.K. Rowling had always planned to write a series, even if it wasn't popular. 10. Did anyone offer to make Twilight a musical? No? Didn't think so. 11. No one dies in Twilight, except for a few people they didn't know. Every good series includes a death that has a great impact on the main character. Several beloved characters died in Harry Potter, and this helped the plot to develop. 12. Twilight does not include any exciting villains. Harry Potter has many. 13. Twilight is sexist. Bella's ideas never work, she cannot do anything for herself and is constantly being saved by men. Now think of the girls in Harry Potter. Are Hermione, Ginny, and Luna constantly playing clueless damsels in distress? No. 14. None of the characters in Harry Potter needs to be unnaturally attractive in order to be loved by their significant other. But do you think Bella would have looked twice at Edward if he was ugly? 15. Harry Potter has all kinds of fans: old, young, male, female, etc. But Twlight's only fans are preteen and teenage girls, and a few middle-aged women. And many members of these groups don't even like Twilight. 16. The Twilight movies have bad special effects. (True, so very true.) If there was a Sisters Grimm oath out there I'd put it on. Come to think of it , I did see one...a few months ago. Ah, I'm too lazy to search for it. (I'm a Daddy's girl so I felt sad when I read this) At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile. Being me, proudly: Pakistani…and proud of it. Muslim…and proud of it. A bookworm….and proud of it. A Drama Queen…and proud of it. Completely lazy…and proud of it. Random…and proud of it. “Weird” and “out of the ordinary”….and proud of it. Evil…and proud of it. (MWAHAHAHA) Crazy...and proud of it!!!!!! Well? Are you going to read my stories or what? Or did you just come here to stalk me????? *suspicious glare* Hmmmm…just beware…I KNOW you’re reading this…and I WILL hold you accountable for your actions. Just keep that in mind while you carry on with your life…MWAHAHAHAH. Okay, I should really stop with the whole crazy evil person act…only it’s not an act… You can decide for yourself the truth…. :D -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x If you read all that, PM me and I'll give you a cookie! No, really. I'm serious. That was a lot of reading! Chocolate chip anyone? | |||||||
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