Four friends find out the hard way that Nagas (half human and half snake) beings do exist; being taken for the same reason to boot. How will they react to these sexy/lustful creatures? Rated MA: seduction, hypnosis manipulation, language, lemons, smut, yaoi pairings, sasori,deidara, kisame,lexy, itachi,hidan, kakuzu,olivia, tobi,zetsu

After Mike proposed to Nanaba, Levi sees how happy Hanji was and felt that he too, should give her the same happiness of proposing like any other in love woman does. Does he have the guts like Mike and finally marry Hanji? Read to find out!

Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. Will her heart withstand as her loyalties are tested? And what else lies in store? SasoSaku, SasuSaku onesided, slight ShikaIno and NejiHina. Lemon warning. (As of 2015) Old story, not really interested in it right now. I'll finish it later, but don't expect an update anytime soon. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Sasuke's dragged to a bar, where Karin, Juugo, and the Akatsuki are celebrating New Year's Eve. Sasuke refuses to take part in the drunken stupidity, but of course, curiosity always did kill the cat…he doesn't know what he's saying…not that anyone remembers. Except Pein, of course, but who could forget THAT? Crackfic, AU. M to be safe.

It all started with that damn squirt bottle. A SQUIRT BOTTLE! And then she found his weakness... It was all downhill from there. It wasn't even a real mission! He only had to make sure Sakura didn't go back to the hospital for 2 days! Stubborn woman.

Based on The French Mistake, but the other way round. A supernatural fan gets taken from her world and thrown into the world of Supernatural, only to have a one night stand with Castiel and make a deal with Crowley. But what happens if she becomes more than just a deal to Crowley? What is he wants her to become the queen of hell? Rated M for later chapters.

Inspired by Toby Keith, but not a songific. Tsunade introduces Sakura to her favorite bar, and a lovely little drink called whiskey. One day Sasuke and Team Hebi show up at the same time Sakura does. Chaos ensues. "Hot damn." Suigetsu muttered. "I like this one. She's a little spitfire!" Sasuke glared at him. Rated T for language. Oneshot.

There's no such thing as having great sex all the time, so the Akatsuki are going to play a shocking game in which they all reveal their worst sex stories that they've had with their lovers. No matter how embarrassing. Rated M: Yaoi,lemons,smut,crude humor,yuri

Sasori gets all the Akatsuki together to play a new game he invented, including Madara. They all draw a number and take the box with a mystery item with the same number, then they spin the bottle to see who to use the item on. Going to be MULTI pairings: SMUT/LEMONS/YAOI/SEX TOYS! *drools* Rated: MA

I wanted to die, that is, until a stranger saved me from the darkness and managed to change my mind...a shinobi named Kakuzu. Rated M: for violence, death, rape, & lemon OCxKakuzu

What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.

For nearly two years, Sasuke, Orochimaru, and Kabuto lived together. Who cooked and cleaned for them? Inoue Hiroku. Who looked after them and gave them massages? Inoue Hiroku. What became of this woman? Well, isn’t that a tale to tell…

A chapter for each team of the most loved evil organization! Plus an Orochimaru one-shot. Warnings: smut. But there's a non-smut section too...just like a restaurant, except there its smoking and non-smoking...I'll stop now.

Dear Loser. I've gone to live with Orochimaru on Emo Farm. Goodbye forever, Sasuke."