AU Cardsverse- Alfred is a normal Hearts citizen, but there's something strange about him. Something off. Could it be that he does not belong in the Hearts Kingdom? But that's impossible...right? Updated slowly and randomly; NO ROMANCE.

Alfred has a phobia of Arthur and flames, an aversion that can be traced back to the fateful loss of his first White House in the War of 1812. When he isn't given enough time to prepare for Arthur's surprise visit, what is the poor, flustered American supposed to do about the copious amount of matches and lighters that are still around? UKUS oneshot inspired off of a head canon.

They were all brainwashed products of an unrealistic society, planning their lives around a dumb clock forever fused with their bodies; or it was until they found their "soul mate" anyway. Alfred knew better.