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1. Luffy

2. Sanji

3. Chopper

4. Franky

5. Robin

6. Zoro

7. Usopp

8. Yorki

9. Brook

10. Nami

1 woke you up in the middle of the night.

Luffy: Takuku, Sanji refuses to cook me meat this late at night! Tell him he has to!

Me: Aren't you captain? Just order him to make meat.

Luffy: Good idea! Hey, Sanji! As captain, I order you to make me meat!

Sanji: Why, Takuku?

Me: So he'll leave me alone and let me sleep! *rolls over and falls asleep*

Number 2 asked you to go out with him.

Sanji: Takuku-chwan! Will you do me honor of accompanying me tonight?

Me: No. *focuses on Nintendo DS*

Sanji: *is depressed*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering.

Chopper: Hey, Takuku? Have you seen my bandages? I need to re-wrap Zoro's wounds.

Me: Uh, yeah. I think Zoro threw them overboard.

Chopper: WHAT!?!?! HE CAN'T DO THAT!!! WHAT ABOUT HIS WOUNDS?!?!

Me: Oh, he took off the old bandaged and threw them overboard too.

Chopper: ZORO!!!!!! *chases after a certain moss-head*

Me: WAIT! YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOOR!!!

Sanji: I'll close it for you Takuku-chwan!

Me: *throws soap at Sanji* GET OUT!!!!!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow.

Franky: I'm marrying Brook tomorrow.

Yorki: *comes out of nowhere and rabidly attacks Franky* STAY AWAY FROM MY LOVE MUFFIN!!!!!!!

Franky: GET OFF ME! I'M NOT REALLY MARRYING HIM! I WAS DARED TO SAY THAT BY LUFFY!

Luffy: Shishishishishi!

Yorki: *cuddles Brook possessively and glares at everyone in the current vicinity* HE'S MINE!!!

Brook: Uh, Yorki, I can't breathe. Not that I have lungs to breathe anyway! Yohohohoho!

5 cooked you dinner.

Me: *looks at food suspiciously* Alright, what did you do to it?

Robin: Nothing. *smiles mysteriously*

Me: Hey, Luffy, you want my dinner?

Luffy: *eats food before the sentence is over*

6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping.

Zoro: Zzzzzzzzzz

Me: Hey, Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper! Want to bury Zoro?

Luffy/Usopp/Chopper: YEAH!

7 suddenly confessed to be a part of your family.

Usopp: I, the great Captain Usopp, and one of your long lost relatives!

Chopper and Luffy: NO WAY! YOU'RE RELATED!?!?!?

Me: No, if we were my nose would be longer. And I'd be better at lying.

Chopper and Luffy: YOU LIED TO US!?!?!?

Usopp: *being chased by Luffy and Chopper*

8 got into the hospital somehow.

Brook: Why would you fight that guy out of the blue like that?

Yorki: You didn't notice? He was eyeballing you like you were an ice cream sundae! I can't have some weirdo looking at you like that!

Brook: I appreciate it, but I don't want you getting hurt for my sake.

Yorki: I'd wouldn't mind if I got hurt everyday if it means you will stay safe by my side.

Brook: Oh, Yorki!

Me: KISS ALREADY!!!!!!

Brook and Yorki: ...

9 made fun of your friends.

Me: You said WHAT about my friends?!?!?

Brook: What are you talking about?

Me: Don't lie to me! Luffy told me that you were making fun of my friends!!!

Brook: You mean you believed the lie Usopp told Luffy?

Me: USOPP!!!!! *chases long nose*

10 ignored you all the time?

Me: It's because I don't have any money, isn't it?

Nami: ...

Me: *whispers* This is why you're my least favorite Strawhat.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Luffy: Why are you trying to hurt my friend? *angry glare at killers*

Me: I should've brought popcorn!

You're on vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Sanji: Takuku-chwan! Are you okay? Do you need me to cook you something?

Me: Food is good for any occasion, however the pain in my leg kinda takes precedent over the pain in my stomach.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Franky: Don't worry Takuku-sis! I'll save you with my new invention! *reveals robot bigger than the house*

Me: That's supposed to help me, how?

Franky: It looks SUPER! *strikes pose*

Me: I'm dead, aren't I?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Robin: *quietly sits back and laughs while I do the embarrassing thing*

Me: Okay Luffy, I did the stupid thing! Now give me half your meat!

Luffy: Crap! I didn't think you would actually do it!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Zoro: Is it true that you're marrying Nami?

Me: What?!?!? NO!!!! I don't swing that way!!! And I don't even like Nami!

Nami: Hey!

Zoro: So Usopp was lying?

Me and Nami: You're dead long nose!!!!! *chases after Usopp again*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Usopp: Hey, don't feel so bad! Did I ever tell you about the time I so bravely fought not one, but TWO seakings with nothing but my bare fists?

Me: *listens to awesome Usopp stories*

You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?

Yorki: Let's sing a song! Brook! Play that song!

Brook: Aye, aye, Captain! *plays Binks Sake*

Me: Augh! I can't stay mad when this song is played!

You compete in some sort of tournament. How does 9 support you?

Brook: Yohohoho! I'll be your background musician!

Me: Aw yeah! I've always wanted one of those!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Nami: Will you shut up already?!?!?

Me: *glares at Nami* Killjoy.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: He's just so adorkable!

Luffy: *cheeks full of meat* Wha?

Me: *giggles weirdly*

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Sanji: Is Usopp spreading lies again?

Me: No, this time it's Zoro. And he told Yorki so I would run if I were you.

Sanji: That shit swordsman! When I find him-

Yorki: *appears out of nowhere* I KEEP TELLING YOU! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!!!!!!! *attacks Sanji*

You're dating 3 and introduce him to your parents, will they get along?

Mom and Dad: Uh... is that a racoon-dog?

Chopper: I'M A REINDEER!!!

Me: Aw! He just so fluffy!!!!

Dad: But you're dating him?

Me: No, I'm his "date" to the fancy party we're crashing later.

Dad: Okay, good! I was worried for a second.

4 loves 9 as well. What does that mean?

Franky: Dang it Luffy! Why do you want Yorki to bash my head in?

Luffy: I didn't spread that rumor.

Franky: Then who-

Usopp: *walks by while whistling nonchalantly*

Franky: YOU!!!!

Yorki: *pops out of nowhere yet again* YOU!!!!! DIDN'T YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON LAST TIME?!?!?!?

Franky: Not again... *runs from rabbid Yorki*

Me: *to Brook* You're so lucky to have such a protective boyfriend.

Brook: I know right?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Robin: Why not? *kisses a sleeping Zoro*

Sanji: *pops up out of nowhere via Yorki style* DAMMIT MOSS-HEAD!!!! WHY DO YOU GET SWEET ROBIN'S KISSES!!!

Zoro: *wakes up* What are you going on about now curly cue?

Zoro and Sanji: *starts one of their famous fights*

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Zoro: What are you talking about?

Sanji: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?

Zoro and Sanji: *starts fighting again*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: A blue streak in my hair shouldn't get you to stare at me so creepily! What gives?

Usopp: Why only a streak? Why not the whole head?

Me: Because I don't have enough money for my whole head.

8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What do you tell him?

Yorki: I'll never get a girlfriend because I have the perfect boyfriend!

Brook: *blushes* Oh, Yorki.

Me: Heh! Nice!

Number 9 gives you a bagel, do you eat it?

Me: Is it free bagel day already?

Brook: Yeah, I gave Yorki five of them already.

Yorki: My Brook gave me five bagels! I'm so happy!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Me: Why did you send me a love confession for Yorki?

Brook: I wanted you to proof-read and I didn't know how to ask in person.

Me: Aw!!!! Of course I'll proof-read it you big softie!!!

You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?

Me: WHAT DID I MISS?!?!?!? *is shocked*

Sanji: LUFFY!!!!! *chases after rubber boy*

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: Between you and me, they are my second OTP. Right after YoBro!

Luffy: *clinging to Zoro* What's an OTP?

Zoro: *blushes*

Me: *squeals inwardly*

Would number 2 trust number 5?

Sanji: Of course I would trust my dear Robin-chwan!!! She's so beautiful and amazing!!!

Robin: *chuckles softly*

Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?

Chopper: Come on Usopp! I need someone to help carry the bandages!

Usopp: Why are you buying so many all of a sudden?

Chopper: Because Zoro keeps throwing them overboard!

Usopp: Say no more.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Something with lots of nutrients via Chopper's knowledge of medicine. However it'd be burnt because Zoro cooked it.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Usopp: Yes, my client, Soul King Brook, is currently the best in the music business!

Manager: I don't know. This is so last minute. To have a concert here tonight?

Usopp: People will flock here once they find out Soul King is performing! Why I can already hear the fans!

Fangirl: I LOVE YOU SOUL KING!!!!

Yorki: BACK OFF, BITCH! HE'S MINE!

Yorki and Fangirl: *starts brawling over Brook's heart*

Manager: Okay, you have your show!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?

Zoro: *blushing madly* Why did you draw a picture of me and Luffy cuddling?

Brook: Takuku told me to.

Zoro: *stashes picture away for later*

10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What's their conversation about?

Yorki: ... and he blushes so mush that his whole face turns red! It was so adorable!

Nami: I really didn't want to know about your intimate life with Brook.

Me: *whispers* Payback's a bitch!

What would happen if...

2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?

Brook: Just so you know, Yorki saw the e-mail and is on his way here now.

Sanji: Shit...

Yorki: WHEN WILL YOU AND ROBO-GUY LEARN YOUR LESSON!!!!!! *attacks Sanji*

7 won the lottery?

Usopp: I won the lottery! I'm rich!

Nami: No, I'm rich! Remember your 200 million Beri debt you owe me?

Usopp: Why must the world be so cruel?

What would 1 think of 2?

Luffy: Sanji is the best chef ever! I could eat his food all day! *starts pouting* But he wont let me!

Sanji: If I did, there would be no food left for the rest of us!

What would 2 find weird about 3?

Sanji: He talks animal talk in his sleep.

Chopper: I do?!?!?

Everyone: YES!!!!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both nakama!