Hiya! This is my first time on fanfiction and I hope to make some great stories! I really love Hetalia, so feel free to PM me if you want to talk about Hetalia or something. :D

Here's some info on me, hopefully it might help you get a feel of who I am.

(Note: I am an avid Shounen-ai fan, and I like yaoi. Don't judge me. I am fine with people who are straight (I personally am, I just ship boy x boy pairings. Okie? So no bashing)

Name: Maru-chan, or simply Maru. :)

Age: 15!

Gender: Female, from my Japanese suffix you might have guessed. :)

Likes: Hetalia, anime, manga, cartoons... I'm a geek.

Pairings I ship: (In order)

1: Rochu! I absolutely adore this shipping! Russia is one of the cutest anime characters ever. Himaruya is a genius for Russia's character-he seems sweet and innocent, but in reality, is childishly cruel. So he'd stop at nothing to have dear China! :) Since the two were both under Mongolian rule, I think there'd be a chance for adoring Little!Russia developing a crush on China, who'd help him out under Mongolia's harsh rule.

Also, China is so TSUNDERE! He'd push Russia away again and again, but he'd secretly love Russia back!

There is no way how much I can describe how much I want Himaruya to cover China and Russia under Mongolia... And how much I also want the Opium War to be surfaced... A tiny thing on how much China hates the other nations with Russia in a random panda suit is not enough (Although it does show possible stalker potentialities for Russia against his dear tsundere China...)

Speaking of which,

THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE CHINA IN HETALIA. God, there's so much italy and Germany and America and UK, but NO CHINA! What the FOOP! Really. I need more daily doses of adorable China, aru...

2: IggyChu! I remember coming across this as a little Hetalia Weeaboo *weeps* and wondering why the heck people would ship this unless they were high on Opium-produced drugs. Then, myself being a genius, figured out that OPIUM WAS THE CAUSE OF THEIR SHIPPING! No, really. I'm just that smart.

After reading absolutely genius fanfiction on England x China, I came to adore it avidly! Both are tsundere/kuudere-type characters, and adorable ukes... *snickers* But of course dear Iggy would top (If he knows how... Huh.) During the opium wars, it could be perceived as Iggy and China being in an abusive relationship. England provides the drugs and China spirals further into a depression, trying to stop the drugs and break up with him, but England engages war angrily (They're both messed up.)

There's a lot of love/hate in this relationship, and later, China will get pursued by others (Japan, Russia, even Flirty!France...) And England goes all YANDERE! "CHINA IS MINE, BLOODY WANKERS!"

:3

Hooray for the angsty-yaoi!

3: NiChu! By now, you've figured out which Hetalia character is my favorite.

clears throat* ANYWAY, NiChu is utterly adorable. China raises Japan as a little sibling, but Japan sees him as perfection, and loves China in a way that most call... Er... Incest. *AHEM* He confesses his love, but China doesn't take it seriously. So, to make him see, JAPAN GOES ALL EXTREME and invades poor China, dominating his country and inflicting pain upon his people.

(Of course, dark!Japan will have a HUGE PLAY in this thingy. In fact, Japan is just a ruse for DARK JAPAN! Who plans to take over the world so China will have to love him-)

Swats hand* OH JAPAN, YOU.

China longs for his younger brother back while Japan longs to be perfect, and a strong nation so China will take his love seriously... Ah, the romance and the ANGST! If Japan weren't such an ungrateful bastard for China raising him in canon and my perception was true, NiChu might be my number 2.

BUT JAPAN JUST HAS TO BE AN UNGRATEFUL BASTARD, DOESN'T HE?

4: AusHunPru! Hungary was the first character I ever found out about on Hetalia. i used to not know what the hell the anime was about until I researched the wiki. I was looking for any female characters since I usually get hooked on an anime by finding a favorite female character to root for/look for in episodes, and I didn't like any of the previously listed very much (Belgium, Belarus, Ukraine, Taiwan...) But then, a WILD HUNGARY APPEARED!

Needless to say from her personality and appearance, I came to adore her! Then I found out she was married to Austria and had a past with Prussia.

IMMEDIATE SHIP!

I can see Austria being so sweet, romantic, gentle, and caring for Hungary, and wanting to protect her, but being too tsundere to say (I'll conquer Hungary so she'll be under my protection and safe...) And Hungary loves Austria, but wants freedom, being the rebellious nation she is. Prussia, her childhood friend, loves her, and as he tries to get her freedom, she starts to like him too. Then, BAM! Extremely adorable love triangle.

5: CanadaAmerica! I really dunno. I used to look at this ship and be like: Ew, twincest. I mean, they're cute as brothers and all, but I'm not into twincest (You see, I absolutely HATE Len x Rin from Vocaloid, *Rin just annoys the crap out of me* and LEN X GUMI FTW) So I couldn't see myself ever shipping twincest. Whenever I read Canada x America, it would bug me...

But then I started to see how sweet it was! :) America recognizes Canada more than others, and stands up for him. Despite being oblivious to Canada's pains and perils, when he finds out, he puts the motherfooper to blame on the deathbed for it as an overprotective, loving brother. Canada blushes cutely.

America is oblivious and dense, and Canada suffers trying to get over incestuous feelings... But then BAM random breakdown with Canada confessing. America then swoops in and YAY HAPPY ENDING.

Nah. I can see a lot of bullying from other people on Canada and depression (What with people never remembering him despite Canada being so adorable...) and perhaps a suicide. But America will stop them. Did I mention Canada will also have an inferiority complex? I didn't? Well, he will now.

6: Iceland/Hong Kong/South Korea! Dang it, I really love the Asians... Just so adorable ANYWAY, I love Hong Kong to death. He's so adorable! D: I love the way he expresses his joy without any emotion and his adorable way of lighting things on fire!

South Korea has to be one of the most adorable things in the world. EVAR. Especially when he gets turned into a little kid! *squee* But then he gropes Japan and China and the cute fuzzy feeling kinda shrivels up and dies... BUT HE'S STILL SO ADORABLE! And the fanfiction I've read plays his "_ originated in Korea, da-ze" Perfectly.

Iceland... What can I say about him?! God, he's so adorable! In the angsty teenager kind of way. :3 His eyes are gorgeous. His hair is fantastic. HE IS SO TSUNDERE!

So basically Tsundere!Iceland/Tsundere!HongKong/Doting!SouthKorea would be one of the best things in this world.

7: PoLiet! *Squeals*

To make up for how much I dislike Lithuania/Russia, I EQUALLY LOVE LIETPOL! Poland is the cutest thing EVAR! I love how he randomly talks about ponies and cross dresses! His voice is so adorable in dub and sub, and when Lithuania is talking, he randomly starts to swing around on his back with his butt in the air...

Good times, good times *Wipes eyes*

AND LITHUANIA! He's hilarious! And so UKE at the same timeeeee! He's so shy and nervous and meek and always like "Yes Russia-sama" So he should have no problem saying, "Yes, Po-Hime" And yet letting the cross dresser be seme. Which is so messed up, but it just raises Liet's uke meter even HIGHER.

8: Spamano! I like Spamano Because they're so problematic, it makes them an adorable, angsty couple full of love/hate... My favorite kind of shounen-ai

(Oh gosh... I have serious problems...)

I love Romano's inferiority complex, the way he doubts himself for Veneziano. Because of his brother being taken away by his grandfather while he was left, and the way Spain acted like he didn't want Romano at times, must have hurt the adorable tsundere... *sobs* And Spain would be willing to help Romano through it! And show him that he only loves Romano, not Veneziano

Also, Spain is an idiot sometimes, and it would cause some misunderstandings that would lead to wonderful Yaoi

Oh, and when confessing his love, Romano would be: "Kiss me! Kiss me!" In Spanish, like that time he did it to Belgium and the Queen of Spain to get a kiss! Oh, you sly thing, you, Romano *smacks him upside the head*

9: Swizterland/Liechtenstein! Liechtenstein is so adorable! Her voice, especially in her version of Marukaite Chikyuu, is so adorable and girly! And when she gets depressed about being mistaken for a boy, she's so adorable. It just adds to it as Switzerland buys her a ribbon to make her happy!

Anyway, what I'm trying to convey in my weird fangirl language, is that this pairing is so utterly adorable. AND THE CANON PRACTICALLY DUMPS A SHITLOAD OF HINTS ON IT. Liechtenstein is always like: "Nii-sama, Nii-sama, I made you pyjamas! Or, Nii-sama, thank you for everything you've done!"

And Switzerland is all: "... I-It's the morning... I..."

Oh, Switzy. He's the perfect incestuous, protective adoptive-older brother for AU fanfics *HINT HINT FOR ALL YOU WRITERS LOOKING FOR DELICIOUS SWITZERLAND LIECHTENSTEIN INSPIRATION*

"How is it?"

"... I think... It tastes like sandwich."

"I'm glad you like it"

10: Belarus/South Korea! Yeah. Um... I really don't know why I like it X) Maybe it's because they're so similar... What with the: "MARRY ME BROTHER! BECOME ONE WITH ME!" Or, the, "CHINA'S BREASTS ARE MINE! ANIKI LOVES ME ONLY!"

And the fact that I've seen them depicted both as extreme yandere's when it comes to the people they love (Namely Russia and China). So, if RoChu happened, Belarus and South Korea could get together, maybe after becoming stalker buddies! Also... They're both strange, frankly.

Extremely strange...

ponders*

Pairings I like but not love

GerIta

Macau/Vietnam

China/Vietnam

China/Taiwan

Japan/Taiwan

Hong Kong/Taiwan

UK/France

Latvia/Estonia

Sealand/Latvia

Iceland/Turkey

SuFin

Romania/Hungary

Turkey/Hungary

Pairings I'm okay with

France/Canada

France/Seychelles

France/Monaco

Prussia/France

Prussia/Spain

Prussia/Austria

Austria/France

Austria/Spain

Pairings I can't stand:

Ukraine/Russia

Belarus/Russia

Lithuania/Russia

Canada/Russia

America/Russia

Belgium/Hungary

Sweden/Denmark

UK/US

Prussia/Belarus

Prussia/Liechtenstein

Favorite Characters:

1! China: Everything about this adorable, Shinatty-loving Asian is perfect! He's one of the oldest nations, over 4,000 years old, and fights with KITCHEN UTENSILS. And he knocked both Germany and Japan out with them and had Italy begging for mercy (Though I suppose that isn't hard to do, but...) His voice is genius... In Hatafutte Parade and Marukaite Chikyuu! AND HE'S SO ADORABLE! From his ponytail to his eyes to his baggy sleeves and his -aru tick China is perfect, and my favorite Hetalia character ever!

2! Hungary: Hungary was the first character in Hetalia I found out about, and instantly I took a liking to her. The adorable girl who thought she was a boy at birth, and would beat the crap out of any MALE nation. Right there is a good example of feminism and what it should be now. Plus, she's so adorable, and a fujoshi! *Kesesese* And she also fights with KITCHEN UTENSILS! (Omg kitchen fighters ftw)

3! Russia: What can I say? Russia is adorable. His child-like face and voice, the way he knows no personal space or cares nothing for the health of others (Unless they're his dear Yao-Yao, of course). The oversized scarf and trench coat only add to his huge size, which makes him like a huge killer teddy bear who you want to hug the death out of! AND HE STALKS CHINA IN A PANDA SUIT! They are a match made in otaku heaven!

4! America: America is so goddamn adorable. His voice, Japanese and English, is hilarious, and the way he laughs makes me break out into a smile immediately! (If you watch the Paint it White Bloopers on Youtube by the English Dub actor, I swear you'll be cracking up by the time it finishes) Along with his potty mouth, incredible strength, and nosy way of barreling himself into EVERYONE'S BUSINESS, Amuurrrrica has to be a favorite for everyone!

5! England: Oh Iggy! *Squeals* England is absolutely awesome! You'd think he'd have some kind of stubby-snuffy voice (Japanese sub) But his voice is so rough and I LURV it. *AHEM* Anyways, he's super uke, but can be seme in iggychu!! :D Plus... He's really quite short. And amusing. the way his eyes go blank when he's doing something sneaky is hilarious.

6! Romano Italy: Romano is freaking awesome. His punch lines are hilarious: "DAMN POTATO/TOMATO BASTARD" or "There's a 100% chance of a shit storm and it's coming right at you." *wipes tears* Ah, good times, good times... Also, his secret tsundere love for Spain is utterly adorable and completely shippable! I SHIP IT! I WILL SHIP IT TO MY DEATH!

7! Poland: ER MA GERD. There are no words to describe how much I love Po-chan! Poland is by far one of the best side/supporting characters ever (Well, from the anime I've watched.) He's so utterly adorable and girly! And his valley-accent has to be the delicious cherry on the red-velvet cupcake. Did I mention in the Halloween special how adorable he looks as a girl? And the way he cross-dresses and vows for Liet's love in fanfiction! Po-chan is my hero!

8! Canada: Canada is so cute, maple! He's so quiet and no one ever notices him but America, Cuba, and France D: *sobs* He's so huggable and uke! I just want to pull his twisty-curl and never let go! I feel super bad for him though, always getting beat up and what not for his brother, and never being noticed... Which just makes it easier to make him an angsty teenager in AmericaCanada fanfiction... *smiles*

9! Ze Awesome Prussia: Oh my gosh, Prussia is hilarious. He makes me laugh whenever I see his face. But totally, like, not in the bad way (DAMMNIT POLAND) Especially the "I WILL OCCUPY YOUR VITAL REGIONS" and "SUCK IT LOSERS" and not to mention the tsundere blush when he gives Hungary his coat! He has such a crush on her, like, OMG. In Gakuen hetalia he PEEPS on her changing and beats up two dudes for watching with him. Overprotective pervert much?!

10! France Nii-san: Okay, even though he molests people and has no sense whatsoever of personal space, France has to be on my list of favorites (Albeit the last... Sorry)! In HetaOni, the adorable FranAda moments are too much to resist! And he's so handsome! :) *le fangirl derp* AND HE FLIRTS WITH CHINA! That makes my day. Anyone who has a liking to China is a good person. And has awesome taste.

Crap I call my 'Hobbies': I like drawing manga and reading in my free time, aru! I also want to be either a voice-actor or an anime/manga writer one day. I'm learning Japanese and am fluent in Korean and Hungarian

I made an Anime Plan, and I'll post it here. Any plans for anime go here... If you want to see it made into a story, just tell me... But I'd have to be able to get some reviews first. Mama doesn't work for free, you know!

PLOT: (好きのモンスタ）

-The world is becoming a terrible place-crime and anger fill the streets, corrupted visions enclosing the government, nations dropping bombs on each other, and hate being spread around like a wild fire. What makes it worse is that under the scenes, monsters are being spawned and born from this hatred and suffering. Humans have been finding them lately, and becoming restless.

These monsters include Demons (Oni's), Witches (Like the kind in medieval times accused of sorcery), Man-Eaters (Demons or monsters who eat humans), Succubi, Vampires, Mermaids, and more. And not the fun kind-the one who are born to destroy humans and kill them off, and are born from the constant anger and darkness around the world.

Eight kids are born in this time, into strange lives. They each have a serious behavioral issue, and are sent to a camp to improve these issues. But in it, they find they are trapped living with a Demon, who calls himself "Suki no Monsuta," or, "Love Monster."

He explains that he will possess one of them, and using their body, kill all of them off, and eat their souls. Then he will eat the host, and in the afterlife, they will serve him under his mansion. He has been doing this for centuries now, and they see servants are the dead the Demon has caught.

The main character proposes a deal-if they find the child who is possessed out of all of them, and get rid of them before the Monster can kill anyone, then the Monster will let them go. For fun, the monster agrees.

But it gets increasingly harder as the kids become closer and closer...

Hetalia OCs

Hey Hey daddy, Can I have some caipirinha? (Oi oi Pai Pai, caiprinha choudai?)

Hey hey Mommy, Hey hey Mommy (Oi Oi mãe mãe, Oi Oi mãe mãe!)

I can't get the taste of that Brigadeiro we ate so long ago (Mukashi not tabeta Brigadeiro no)

Out of my head! (ano aji ka wasurenainida!)

Draw a circle, that's the earth (Marukaite Chikyuu)

Draw a circle, that's the earth, (Marukaite Chikyuu)

Draw a circle, that's the earth, (Marukaite Chikyuu)

Brazil is the name (Namae wa Burajiru)

Draw a circle, that's the earth (Marukaite chikyuu)

Stare a while, that's the earth (Jitto mitte Chikyuu)

Should that be the earth? (Hyotto shite Chikyuu)

The name is Brazil (Namae wa Burijuru)

Ah, with one stroke of the paintbrush (Ah, hitofudede)

You can see the beautiful world (Mieru subarashi sekai)

My cities? (Watashi no Shi-tee wa?)

Brazil! (Brazil!)

Hey, everyone, listen up please! (Minna o kite kudasai!)

I know Rio De Janeiro is beautiful and all (Watashi wa Rio De Janero wa kirei o oboetemasu)

But please don't stare! (Demo, anata o jiromasen kudasai!)

Draw a circle, that's the earth (Marukaite Chikyuu)

Draw a circle, that's the earth (Marukaite Chikyuu)

Draw a circle, that's the earth (Marukaite Chikyuu)

The name is Brazil (Namae wa Burijuru)

Draw a circle, that's the earth (Marukaite Chikyuu)

Step back, that's the earth (Hattoshite Chikyuu)

Lie on your back that's the earth (Funzori Kaette Chikyuu)

I will forever be Brazil (Itsumo wa Burajiru)

The Cambra awaits you (Kamburo chikazukeba)

With the delicious recipe (Oishiine Shiawase no reshipi)

(It brings out the taste of victory) ((Se-i-ko wa kakushiaji sa))

The Tupi people are forever strong (Tupi no hito wa itsumo tsuyoi!)

Rio Carnaval! (Rio Karunava!)

Hey hey brother, hand me some Guarana (Oi Oi, Irmão, Guarana Choudai)

Now Sister, can you pour it for me? (Tsuide ni irmã, irete kurenai ka)

Hey Hey Grandpa, peace is fun! (Oi Oi vô vô, heiwa wa tanoshi!)

Hey Hey Baby ( Oi Oi bebê)

(But Brazil is best!) ((Burajiru wa ichiban))

Hey Hey Daddy, can I have some Caiprinha too? (Oi Oi Pai Pai, Caiprinha nomitai da)

Hey hey Mommy, Hey hey Mommy (Oi Oi mãe mãe, Oi Oi mãe mãe!)

That Brigadeiro I ate so long ago (Mukashi no tabeta buragadero no)

I can't get the taste out of my head! (Ano aji ka wasurenaininda)

My Brasília is my cute little sister! (Watashi no Burasiria, kawaii wa imouto desu!)

Draw a circle, that's the earth (Marukaite Chikyuu)

Draw a circle, that's the earth (Marukaite Chikyuu)

Draw a circle, that's the earth (Marukaite Chikyuu)

The name is Brazil! (Namae wa Burajiru)

Ah, with one stroke of the paintbrush (Ah, hitofudede)

You can see the beautiful world (Mieru subarashi sekai)

You aren't scary at all! (Anata wa kowaii-masen!)

Stand confident! (Reiko tatte!)

All through out the world stands a recipe for peace (Ah, Sekai juu-nii o tatte heiwa no reshipi)

Today, is my bi-i-irthday! (Kyo wa watashi no tanjo-bi!)

Blow it all out! (Subete no Dageki!)