Hi

I'm black_lotus713 (or Yune. Whatever you prefer)

I am a 15 year old. (actually pretty much 16 because my birthday is on the 3rd of June)

I like cats and well, anime. My favorites are D.Gray-Man and No.6

I ship Yullen and Laven. and I do not know what else to write, so read a bunch of funny stuff.

"Worry not for I am awesome!" -Bak Chang (D.Gray Man)

"This is bad, Lenalee! You have to start thinking more sexy thoughts, or else, you'll never get a lover!" -Lavi (D.Gray Man) (Aw, poor Lenalee)

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (I'm a gun supporter, so don't flame!)

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.

I love you is eight letters. So is bullsh*t.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember your unique. Just like everyone else.

Some people are like a slinky: not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

It's all craps and giggles until someone giggles and craps.

Let's eat Grandma! Wait, no. Let's eat, Grandma! Punctuation: it saves lives.

Always be yourself! Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

Despite the look on my face...you're still talking.

I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics.

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do.

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!

I am currently unsupervised. I know, it freaks me out, too, but the possibilities are endless!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.

Sometimes, I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

Alcohol. Because no good story begins with a salad.

I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts.

People keep thinking I care. Weird.

Of course your opinion matters! Just not to me.

I never finish anythi

Come to the dark side. We have cookies!

Welcome to the dark side! Are you that surprised that we lied about the cookies?

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations so much more interesting!

It take only a second to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it incident exposure, but whatever.

"Trust me, you can dance!" -Alcohol

I did not mean to offend you. That was just a bonus.

I'm allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm.

I hate being bipolar, because it's so freakin' awesome!

I'd tell you to go to H*ll, but I work there, and I really don't want to see you everyday.

When I told you I was normal, I might have exaggerated slightly.

I know the voices aren't real, but they have great ideas.

There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

I don't skinny dip. I chunky dunk.

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Stop the violence. Eat bacon.

You know that little thing in the back of your brain that tells you not to say things you shouldn't? I don't have one of those.

"That's too much bacon." -no one ever

My level of sarcasm is at the point that I don't if I'm kidding or not.

I'm not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes, I'm asleep.

333. I'm only half evil.