A Fourth Age Middle Earth fanfic that follows Aragorn and Arwen's children as well as various other children of major and minor LotR characters. Permanently on hiatus.

..Daryl/Beth.. AU - no zombies. Beth's the new girl that Dale has hired to answer the phones and handle the invoices and balance the books at the garage and while the other mechanics all try to give her their most charming smiles and best pickup lines, Daryl stays away from her as if she has some disease he's afraid of catching.

Erin Rachels is just a normal 24 year old waitress. In a near accident, she was lucky enough to be saved by some strange man. All she knows is that he is called Bucky. Set after CA:WS. Bucky/OC Warning for language, bad puns, and bad summary.

Maetharanel was banished from Mirkwood 200 years ago for protesting Thranduil's decision not to aid Erebor. Now, she joins a company led by Thorin Oakenshield to reclaim Erebor, facing suspicion, hostility, fear, and the one thing she never expected...to fall in love with a young dwarf prince with a cheeky smile and an exceptional talent for archery... Kili/OC [ON HIATUS]

A humorous look at some of the funny, silly, bizarre, out-of-character, weird, creepy, and downright nonsensical trends I've noticed in the stories. Feel free to leave a review with anything I missed! CHAPTER 2: Spot, Crutchy, and Jack react to the cliches!