Hello, Bonjour, Gutentag, Ciao, Hola, however else you say it, Hi. I'm Strawberryriceball, but I guess you already knew that. Yep, I am the queen of obvious statements, even though I 100 percent HATE them! Anyway, before I ramble any further (or perhaps it's too late for that), I'm your average 13-year-old who's OBSESSED with anime. Actually, I'm basically obsessed with anything Japanese, but anime especially. My favorite bands are Green Day, Korn, Evanescence, Linkin Park, and Godsmack, my favorite colors are blue and black, and my favorite food is sushi. Oh, and I love Foamy the squirrel from the Neurotically Yours cartoons. ALL HAIL FOAMY OR YOU SHALL FACE OUR SQUIRRELY WRATH! Just one more quick thing, I used to be a HUGE fan of the old Nickelodeon series Are You Afraid of the Dark? It was one of my favorite TV shows when I was younger. Anyway, here's a little more info about me in list form:

Top 10 Favorite TV Shows:

1. Whose Line is it Anyway?

2. Inuyasha

3. Teen Titans

4. Full Metal Alchemist

5. Tokyo Mew Mew

6. Yu Yu Hakusho

7. Full Moon wo Sagashite

8. Boy Meets World

9. Case Closed

10. Friends

Favorite Mangas:

1. D.N.Angel

2. Fruits Basket

3. Tokyo Mew Mew

4. .hack/Legend of the Twilight

5. Yu Yu Hakusho

Top 10 Favorite Songs:

1. Linkin Park - Papercut

2. Linkin Park - Points of Authority

3. Linkin Park - Faint

4. Linkin Park - One Step Closer (Can ya tell I like Linkin Park? lol)

5. Evanescence - My Last Breath

6. Evanescence - Whisper

7. Green Day - Holiday

8. Green Day - Basket Case

9. Green Day - Welcome to Paradise

10. Green Day - Brain Stew/Jaded

Favorite Books

1. Blood and Chocolate (BEST BOOK EVER!)

2. Cirque du Freak series (VAMPIRES FREAKING ROCK! Especially Darren!XD)

3. Gossip Girl series (Yes, I know that they're trashy novels, but do I give two shits? No.)

4. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants trilogy (Can't wait until the movie comes out!)

5. The Mediator series (Meg Cabot is SO COOL!)

6. All-American Girl (Meg Cabot again)

7. 1-800-WHERE-R-U series (Meg again)

8. The Season of Passage (Christopher Pike is one of the best horror authors ever!)

9. Harry Potter series (Not the best, not the worst.)

10. The Midnight Club (I love Christopher Pike's opinion of death in this one.)

Favorite Quotes

"Double D's, just like your grades" - Mr. Feeney, Boy Meets World (Note: When he says this, he's walking by Eric and Jack, who are both dressed as girls.)

"DUCK AND COVER!" - My friend Savannah (When she said this she dived onto the floor and started to army crawl, but she wasn't really going anywhere. Lol!)

"Naaaaaaaah, I ain't doin that on Heavy!" - Me (I was talking about DDR when I said this.)

"We just totally screwed that one up!" -My best friend Jen (Her, me, and my other best friend Hanna were filming a video when she said this, and we had just messed up our lines in the scene. Note that the camera was still on record when she said it.)

"Life is short and sweet and so am I."- My friend Jackie

"Baka." "Ba-wa?" "Exactly my point." - Me and Jackie

"Pick on the bald guy! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!" - Colin, Whose Line is it Anyway

"Oh thank God you're here Uncoordinated Go-Go Girl!" - Whose Line is it Anyway (they're playing the game Superheroes)

"Apparently this baby thinks my bladder's a squeeze toy." - Rachel, Friends

(The Friends cast is watching Monica and Rachel's prom video. Back then Monica was REALLY fat.) "Well, you know, the camera adds 10 pounds." - Monica "So how many cameras are actually on you?" - Chandler

"Did you know embargo backwards is o grab me?" - Ryan, Whose Line is it Anyway

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!" - Anonymous

"A friend will call you in jail. A good friend will visit you in jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'That was awesome!'" - Anonymous

"The best man for a job is a woman." - Anonymous

"It just shows that you're thinking with your sexual organs rather than your brain. This being the case, someone should glue your mouth to your butt so that they may illustrate the fact that you truly, indeed, suck ass." - the almighty Foamy the squirrel

"How many 'candies' did you give these babies anyway?" - Germaine "Um, not six each, but twelve!" - Pillsy

"Wake up Germaine...the Matrix has you...HEY! I SAID WAKE UP!" - Foamy the squirrel, the almighty squirrel god

"That's right, the points don't matter, just like the country of Africa." - Drew Carey "And some might even consider Africa to be a continent!" Greg Proops, Whose Line is it Anyway

(Colin has a Japanese accent in this quote) "Ni-i-ice PANTS!" - Colin, Whose Line is it Anyway

"I love you guys. But you're IDIOTS!" - Wanda "But we're YOUR idiots!" - Cosmo and Timmy, Fairly Odd Parents

"Oh for the love of Pete." - Wanda "Who's Pete? Someone I should know about!" - Cosmo, Fairly Odd Parents

(Cosmo is imitating Wandissimo) "Look at meeee, I'm sexy, and my long black hair flows in the wind!" - Cosmo "Stop making fun of my outer beauty!" - Wandissimo "(turns into fat Wandissimo) Chunky hunky! (turns "Wandissimo's" head to monkey's head) Monkey chunky hunky!" - Cosmo

(Note: I don't know what the king actually says in this quote, I just know it was something like this.) "Look son. All of this shall be yours."- King "What-the curtains?"- Prince Herbert, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Okay, I am not the biggest fan of shonen-ai/yaoi...in fact, I'm not a fan at all. I MIGHT, just might, accept a little fluff (but that's only once in twenty blue moons), but mostly I DO NOT like gay coupling. Here's what I think about some of the gay couples I have seen on fanfiction.net:

Yu Yu Hakusho

Kurama/Hiei: There has only been ONE story that I have accepted that has this coupling in it. I am sick of seeing this damn couple take over the YYH section! Especially since THEY AREN'T GAY! Ugh, I swear, out of over 15,000 YYH fanfictions, about 80 percent of them are Hiei/Kurama!

Yusuke/Some other YYH guy: HE BELONGS WITH KEIKO YOU MORONS!

Cirque du Freak

Darren/Larten: This...(twitch)...couple...(twitch)...doesn't...(twitch)...bother me...(twitch twitch)...at all...(twitch twitch)

Gavner/Kurda: Wtf? o_0

Full Metal Alchemist:

Roy/Ed: GRRRRRRRR! Again, I am sick of seeing this couple take over the FMA section! It pisses me off that there are about 200 Roy/Ed fanfics out there!

Roy/Al: Again, wtf? o_0

Favorite Anime Characters- Kikyo (Inuyasha), Sango (Inuyasha), Ed (Full Metal Alchemist), Kish (Tokyo Mew Mew), Ichigo (Tokyo Mew Mew), Pudding (Tokyo Mew Mew), Ryou (drools for 10 minutes, yes I do think he's hot) (Tokyo Mew Mew), Kurama (drools again) (Yu Yu Hakusho), Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho), Takuto (yet another anime crush) (Full Moon wo Sagashite), Meroko (Full Moon wo Sagashite)

Anime Characters I HATE WITH A FREAKING PASSION!- Kagome (hissssss...DIE KAGOME! -pulls out Kagome voodoo doll- DIE BITCH DIE!)

(clears throat) Eheheheh, sorry, got a liiiiiittle carried away with the Kagome thing. (gets glares from angry Kagome fans and Kikyo haters holding pitchforks) EEK! DON'T KILL ME! Well, since I'm being chased by a mob of angry Kagome fans and Kikyo haters, that's all I shall type for now, for I have to RUN FOR MY LIFE! (starts running for life while picking a new state to move to)