Hey everyone, I have just started a new story for Draco/Hermione Lovers called The Scholarship. Please read it and tell me what you think of it.

A FEW THINGS ABOUT ME!

I am sixteen, in Highschool!

I dont have a Boyfriend. Wish I did though.

Love books, reading and writing. Except I often suffer from WB and we all know how that sucks!

HUGE HARRY POTTER FAN!

I live down under in the great land of Australia ! If you have any questions bout my country dont be afraid to ask!

Im a shortie 5,2 . . . . . . . . well good things come in small packages!

Brown hair and green eyes.

I LOVE MOVIES, THEY ARE MY PASSION! I AM A HUGE MOVIE BUFF!

I am scared of Snakes, bats and spiders! I Totally freak out when I see em.

I would love to be in a film or something. That would be great.

I love kids, they are so cute!

I have a cat! I love my Kitty!

There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the outward behaviour." Johann Wolfgang

"Enemies, as well as lovers, come to resemble each other over a period of time." Sydney J. Harris

"There is no remedy for love but to love more." Henry David Thoreau

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best." William Makepeace Thackeray

"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up." James Baldwin

"Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within." James Baldwin

"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'" Erich Fromm

"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul." Judy Garland

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love." Sophocles

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away." Alicia Barnhart

The end of all things is near. Therefore be clear minded and self-controlled so that you can pray. Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins." 1 Peter 4:7-8 The Bible

"All's fair in love and war." Francis Edwards

"I can live without money, but I cannot live without love." Judy Garland

"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear" Anonymous

"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend." Martin Luther King

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Homer: He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?

Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

Homer: Kids are great, Apu. You teach them to hate the same things you hate and they practically raise themselves.

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware: it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings!
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain sodium benzoate.
Homer looks puzzled. That's bad?
Homer: Can I go now?

Homer: So I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.
Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house...
Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus

Homer: "Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.

Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

Homer: "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."

Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country? R U Gay? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)

Chief Wiggum:Mrs. Simpson, I believe your husband is DOA...
Marge: HE'S DEAD!
Wiggum: Oh, no, that's DWI. I always get these police terms mixed up.
Women in Police Station: Hi, you said my husband was DWI...

Mr. Burns: so do u have a way to get rid of the protesters?
Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time we went over to Shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt...which was the style at the time...you couldn’t get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones...now where was I...oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldn’t get those... (trails off)

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.

Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ...Where are we going?

Grandpa Simpson: Son, I'm not going to lie to you. You're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it

Ralph: That's my swing set, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Bart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I...M...P
Nelson: Bart is pee!
Ralph Wiggum: I made Bart in my pants!

Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Ralph: When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.

Ralph: I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

Mr. Burns: Smithers I'm thinking about donating some money to the orphanage. When pigs fly!
(Homer's bbq pig flies past the window)

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Moe: Well I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.

Moe: Hi, I'm Moe, or, as the ladies used to call me: "Hey you behind the bushes"

Moe: Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?

Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

Moe: Homer, lighten up! You're making Happy Hour bitterly ironic.