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Hello! My name is, as you can obviously see, Nookman8. I've come on here to, well, write stories. I enjoy writing them, so I hope you enjoy them too.

About Me:

I'm nice.

My favorite foods are Mac' N' Cheese, Chicken, Steak (Especially when it's grilled, Yum!), Pizza, & more!

My favorite video game company is Nintendo and my favorite 3'rd party developer is Traveler's Tales.

I own a Playstation 2, Wii, DS, Nook, 2 Playstation 3s (One broken, one fixed), Samsung Galaxy Tab 2, Wii U, 3DS, Samsung Galaxy S 3.

I'm Catholic. (Go God! :D)

My favorite T.V shows are Steven Universe, The Amazing World Of Gumball, Regular Show, Wander Over Yonder, Teen Titans (2000's Remake, Not Teen Titans Go!), Gravity Falls (Season 2 is amazing!), Ninjago (Yeah, it's kinda kiddy but to me, it's pretty entertaining), Star V.S The Forces Of Evil, &, surprisingly, Penn Zero Part-Time Hero.

My favorite color's red!

W.I.P Stories: With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility, Random Kart T.V

Finished Stories: A Goomba's Life

Goal Of The Year

Actually stay active.

Favorite Authors:

a-rod48: His story ideas are amazing!

aPAULo17: His story "Player In Distress" is amazing! Go check it out if you can.

Eduardo Amador Amazonas: He encouraged me with just a simple PM.

jeremy1555: Three words: Hilarious first story.

kookylover98: I enjoy reading her stories.

Matt1251: His Toad & Toadette series is great!

midnightwolfGX: If you haven't read "Old Chances, New Methods", read it now. You'll be astonished of how great it is.

RonnyBravo the Breadghost: His mirrors story is amazing and he sounds like a cool guy!

Tellmewhereulive: Don't get fooled by the name, this guy has some awesome stories up his sleeves (Or should I saw head?)!

TheHunterLive: He's a good writer alright! His story "No Turning Back" is actually fun to read!

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: You can obviously tell why he's on this list. He's a awesome writer and good at comedy!

thegenuisyoshi: He seems like a nice guy and he has pretty interesting stories!

Future Stories

(Mario) Sucked Into A Mushroomy Kingdom: One night, when a boy's Wii U mysteriously turns on by his own, the boy himself, after checking the Wii U, gets sucked into it and wakes up to see he is in the Mushroom Kingdom. But, there's a person that knows about the boy's dimension and wants to go to it for his own evil deeds. Will he succeed?

(Angry Birds) The Angry Birds Novel: A entire story about Red's life with the Angry Birds.

(Mario) A Prince's Birthday: It's Bowser Jr's eleventh birthday and he thinks he can finally destroy the meddling Mario Bros. His brothers and sister, knowing that Jr. will probably be destroyed, try and save him. Will the koopalings save their brother before it too late?

(Mario) Nookman8's "True" Mario Timeline: Title is self explanatory.

Other Places To Find Me

LEGO.com

Miiverse

PSN

OC Bios (BTW, You can use these characters if you ask me)

Albert:

Name: Dr. Albert Koopa

Nickname: Al

Species: Koopa

Home: Koopa Village

Age: 49

Gender: Male

Appearance: A regular koopa with a cracked green shell and a lab coat

Personality: Nice if he trusts you, wants to to do what very villain tries to do: Take over the world, super genius, hates when people are not serious

Paige:

Name: Paige Dinosaur

Species: Yoshi

Home: Yoshi's Island

Age: 9

Gender: Male

Appearance: Light Brown Skin/Scales, Wears a Mario Hat painted blue and the "M" is glued over with a Brown "P"

Personality: Nice, acts like an usual 9 year old, looks up to Mario and is a huge fan of his, knows almost everything about every world, enemy, etc. because of reading about Mario's adventures, Doesn't know how to swim

Some Of My Favorite Quotes:

Grappling Hook! - Mabel From Gravity Falls

I like trains. - I like trains kid from ASDFmovie

I hope there isn't a giant ape at the top of this thing! - Chase McCain From LEGO City Undercover

MOOSE ATTACK!!! - Me (:p)

Doctor Octogonapus, BLAH! - Dr. Octogonapus from The Lazer Collection

I only work in black ... and sometimes very very dark gray! - Batman from The LEGO Movie

Juice, who got the juice? - Dimitri from Sly Cooper

Well, well, well, looks like mama's having pork chops for supper. - Weird Monster Thing From Star V.S The Forces Of Evil

And there's plenty more quotes that I can't think of right now. ... :P

Top 3 Video Game Companies

3. Microsoft:

(Rant has Begun) I find that they're lazy with their systems. I mean, they make the system then almost entirely forgot about it! Also, have they even made any games for their systems? No. The system relies on third party games. Really, I think they should stick to computers. (Windows 7 FTW!) (Rant Has Ended)

2. Sony

While it still kinda relies on third party games like Microsoft, it actually has exclusives .. and they're all amazing! (In my opinion) I mean, Sly Cooper, LittleBigPlanet, Crash Bandicoot, Baja, and many more I haven't mentioned.

1. Nintendo (Big Surprise)

Two words just to describe them: Imagination and Creativity. That is all.

Copy & Pastes

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From Somebody's Profile:

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

10 Things Some Text Knows About You

1.) You are reading this

2.) You are human

3.) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

4.) You just attempted to do it

6.) You are laughing at yourself

7.) You have a smile on your face and you skipped Number 5

8.) You just checked to see if there is a Number 5

9.) You laugh at this because you are an idiot and everyone does it too

10.) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Especially if you have no true profile!) :O

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

List Ten characters from Mario and answer the questions that follow.

1. Mario

2. Luigi

3. Peach

4. Toad

5. Bowser

6. Kamek

7. Fawful

8. Bowser Jr.

9. Rosalina

10. Starlow

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Mario, I don't want to play more Mario Kart tournaments!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Uhhhhhhhhhh, no comment

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Rosalina, don't do it!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Who knew Bowser could be a good guy? *Eats food then dies of food poisoning*

Bowser: No, no I can't.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Wake up, I want to see a MAJCIK TWICK!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

So that's why I'm crazy all the time.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I hope he brought flowers. Because if he didn't, every room would be preserved.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I don't think they would even notice they were getting making fun of.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

She wouldn't because she yaps all the time!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Fear his deadly boots OF PAIN!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Make me eat a mushroom.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A doll. :0

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Run around in circles. Nice going, Toad. Now, I've died twice!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Rip my clothes off. :(

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Wait, isn't Starlow a boy? I'm not gay! (Edit: Apparently not so ... Mario wouldn't even have to react because I wouldn't even marry Starlow in the first place! ... though Dream Team's starting to change my mind a little about her.)

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Help him take over the Mushroom Kingdom and get revenge on that girl. *Laughs manically* :D

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Comes in a bikini. Nuff' said

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Yap until I get annoyed.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because I've always wanted to go to his world. :D

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

She's mine! JK. I would just roll with it.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Depends what father she has. The comic one or the Foster-father Toadsworth.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Never.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Call Mario, he'll deal with him.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I think he likes it because I'm now bald.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

You're too young right now to think about this stuff.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

If you mean, they love me then, I invite her over to my hot tub (I don't actually have one in real life) and hope she's not too shy enough to come.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Three words: They're not gay. (Edit: Once again, Starlow's a girl so I would probably puke.)

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Peach's inslaving Toad but I don't care anyway.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Just plain no.

Would 2 trust 5?

Face-palm*

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Prepare for the yapping of your life, Toad.

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Therapy. :p

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

A poisoned cake.

If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

I think Fawful would destroy Rosalina than become President.

If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

They barely even have any hair!

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?

Yeah, Rosalina's a pretty good drawer if you don't like faces.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Starlow confessed he's in love with Rosalina. (Edit: Man, I really should have looked up Starlow's gender ... Anyway, I think Rosalina's confessing about her secret crush on, guess what, Bowser.)

What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?

Mario be glad that she's your friend because you would get a serious yapping and I mean SERIOUS.

If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Actually, it went to the right person. (Look at a question above for proof)

If 5 and 6 did a workout together?

Kamek would be the one doing the "workout".

If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

He must of not see the invitation. I invited him for MAJICK TWICKS!

If 7 won the lottery?

Buy the Mushroom Kingdom

If 8 had quite a big secret?

I thought we already knew it. (In case you don't know what I'm talking about, he was Shadow Mario from Super Mario Sunshine)

If 9 became a singer?

I would be one of her biggest fans period.

If 10 got a daughter?

No, not more yapping! :(

What would 1 think of 2?

A brother.

How would 3 greet 4?

Hello SLAVE.

What would 4 envy about 5?

What he thinks about everyone, not being a slave.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Him taking over the Mushroom Kingdom with Kamek's magic

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both actually really smart.

What would make 8 angry at 7?

That he tried to destroy his father.

Where would 8 meet 9?

IN SPACEEEE!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Her voice is annoying.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Mario tries to destroy her with the boot OF PAIN!

Is 3 Gay?

No.

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

I don't think Bowser really cares for Luigi.

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Toad runs around in circles while Bowser Jr. kidnaps Peach.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6?

Mario. I don't think Kamek would take me kindly.

2 and 7 are making out when 10 walks in. 10's reaction?

They're not GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Who would fall in love with Kamek (especially Peach.)?

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10 or 7?

Toad wouldn't even scare me.

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

In Hotel Mario Luigi voice* SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI!!!!!

3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

Peach used run! GOT AWAY SAFELY.

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance?

She gets kidnapped everyday of the week, what do you think?

Everyone is invited to 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How will 8 react.

For the 7,000,000'th time, they're not gay!

9 arrives late for 2 and 7's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Count of saying "They're Not Gay": 7,000,001

Have you ever read a 6/10 fic before?

Nope.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Toad was so ugly that everyone died, The End!

Do you recall any fics about 9?

There's a tooooooooooon.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Just no.

5/9 or 5/10?

5/9: Bowser would hate her for destroying his expensive airships.

5/10: Bowser would like Chippy as a friend, not a girlfriend.

Make up a summary of a fic involving 3 and 10.

Peach meets Starlow. Peach trusts her. Starlow does the same. The End. :p

Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

What?

Suggest a title for a 7/10 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Fawful Kills Starlow. (Boy, what a great title! *coughcoughsarcasmcoughcough ... Is it just me or is it dusty in here?)

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 6?

No, at least, I don't know of.

What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

YAPPPPP!

If you wrote a songfic about 4, what song would it be?

Tune to Baby, Baby, Baby to be more horrible* You are, You are horrible, Toad!

What might be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 4?

I don't get what you mean.

What might 10 describe a relationship between 9 and 8?

The Weirdo Couple.

How would you feel if 7/8 were in a fight?

Bowser Jr's gonna die.

What would you think if you found 5 was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Now I get to fight my brother in the next Mario game.

How would you react if you saw 8 and 10 in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

What the fudge?

How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

But Luigi, I payed attention to you. :(

If you saw 9 and 3 in bed together, what would you do?

Meh, I think it's just a sleepover ... hopefully.

9 asks you out. Decline or accept?

Accept.

7 is going to kiss you. How do you react? Hoes does 2 react?

Me: At least he's part of my family

Luigi: What the gorilla are you doing, man?

You and 10 go shopping. What do you buy?

We got nothing. The store kicked us out for being too annoying.

8 dies. Your reaction is?

Don't I kill him in every Mario game that he's in?

You get into a fight. Would you rather have 3 or 5 as your partner? Why?

Bowser, I just hope he doesn't betray me.

You die. 6's reaction is...?

Who was this guy again? The kid that wanted to see magic tricks ... Nah.

You and 1 share a song. What is that song?

Super Mario Bros. Theme. Mario would be running and stomping minions while I control him.

You have to write a humourous one-shot involving 6. What's the summary?

I think Kamek became drunk because of drinking all those potions.

2 and 10 manage to kiss; on accident. What happens?

Luigi: Starlow, remember Mario's 20 inch radius?

Starlow: Sorry, you know I have to get close to you for tutorials.

If 4 and 7 started dating, what would 3 do/say?

They're Not Gay Count: 7,000,002

8 notices you're extremely sad. What does he/she do about it?

Steals a candy bar for himself.

What would make 5 extremely sad?

The princess dying.

You and 9 kidnap 1. Why and what would happen?

I would steal him to get to his world & Rosalina would, I don't know, go on a date with him or something on those lines.

1 can go anywhere in the world. Where would they go?

Bowser's Castle just so he could beat up Bowser again.

7 accidentally kills 8. How do 2 and 3 react?

I don't think they would care. (Nice one, Fawful, you "accidentally" killed Bowser Jr. *Winks*)

Do you support 1/2?

Well, they're brothers so, of course they love each other.

You and 2 team up to do something, what is it?

Fly over a baby pool with the spin attack.

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

She would use the Toad shield since, you know, she's a princess and all that.

What is your reason to kill 5?

Well, he's evil.

Can you picture 8 & 5 together?

Well, they're kinda Father-and-son.

What does 4 like best about 6?

He's MAJICKAL!

What would 9 most likely be arrested for?

Being too hot? *Shrug*

Do you believe 8 and 9 would be ever more than friends?

They don't even like one another.

How would you bribe 6?

I'll give a power potion for one of his portal potions.

You're out on a fun date with 6 at an Amusement Park. What would he/she suggest the two of you do first?

I'm Not Gay Count: 2,000,000

4 has invited everyone but you to their party. What do you do?

I would be glad I don't go to that weirdo's party.

If 1, 3 & 4 were a band, what do you think they'd be called?

The Mushrooms

Who would you kill, kiss, or marry out of 9, 6, and 5?

I would marry 9 and kill 6 and 5.

6 sends 1 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?

That would never happen.

If 5 was in the Dictionary, what would the definition be?

The evil King of the Koopas, this baddie has kidnapped Peach many times along with getting beat up by Mario

Also see: Koopa, King, Kidnapped, etc. :p

Wow, you made it to the bottom. Have a cookie! ... if you actually read everything! Now, if you want a real challenge, try Ronny Bravo the Toast Ghost's profile. (No offence Ronny. ;) )