Raisushide bio
Heh so I like homestuck. So I like to draw. So i like naruto. So Gamzee and Gaara are the best capricorns ever. So what. I really hate Vriska. I really hate Sasuke. What is the point in writing this? I don't give a fuck anyway. Meh. Bow to Hussie you fudge muffins. Trees hate you. So do flowers but we don't talk about that. When I was ten I named my cat Vegeta. The name still stands. What is air? Eh. Anyone need a brofist? Why must I spout random shit just to fill this box? Nyeh. Im an aries so fuck you. Weh. LittleKuriboh worshipper for life. Yeh. I love you guys. I don't even know you but if you got this far i love you. Ugh. Fuuuuuuck. I love smut. Heheh. My ships are: gamros, gamkat, narugaa, nagirei, makoharu, sasunaru, ryomako, davejohn, rosenaya, pewdiecry, erisol, sasodei, and Sasuke with himself. I am a female, and I am not a robot. I swear. Karkitty is the biggest pissbaby ever. I think that Gamdave wwould be the funniest thing ever. Someone has to write it sometime. Uh not really sure what to say anymore. |
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Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,625 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
Yellow Roses and Purple Poppies (YRAPP) by amporashipsterglasses reviews
Human!Stuck, Erisol. Two boys who had known (hated) each other back in high school are now rooming together in college, and they come to find that there may have been more to their feelings from way back when. It also turns out that Eridan has a secret-one that Sollux never would have guessed. -There are triggers in this story-
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 294,096 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C.
Failure to Fangirl by randomqueenwilla reviews
Nami tries to make girl friends in the ninja academy by fan-girl-ing everyone but Sasuke, she fails to find a suitable idol and decides just to fan-girl Naruto for fun. That is until Gaara appears much later in the story, sadly. GaaNamiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 132,287 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Gaara, OC
Until We Say Goodnight by pacattack777 reviews
A spinoff from my other fanfic that begins when Dave and John are in highschool. AU from Dave's perspective. Be prepared.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 211,364 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Grievances with Gaara by randomqueenwilla reviews
After landing in Gaara's lap at the end of Issues with Itachi Akira is hidden away in Suna. Will Akira forget Itachi and love Gaara? She will if Gaara has anything to say about it. With the Akatsuki and many manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,885 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Gaara
Unaware Connections by Dysfunctional Serenity reviews
Dave Strider and John Egbert have been best friends for over six years though neither of them know any basic information about the other- not even each other's names. But what's to happen when they're suddenly living in the same town and going to the same school without knowing that it's their best friend? And what happens when they start to fall in love all over again?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,337 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
This Is A Joke Right! by SandNinjaBunny reviews
stupid drunk naruto freak, falls off the damn roof, and ends up inside the naruto universe, and there is only one thing that she can do since she's there,...to piss off the one and only Gaara of the sand, talk about the best vacation ever. GaaraXOC comedy, well after you pass 3 chapters THE SUQUEL IS UP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,539 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Gaara, OC] Temari, Kankuro - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by SummoningSpazzy reviews
yOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, mY ONLY SUNSHINE, yOU MAKE ME HAPPY, wHEN SKIES ARE GREY, yOULL NEVER KNOW DEAR, hOW MUCH i LOVE YOU, pLEASE DONT TAKE, mY SUNSHINE AWAY. gamzee/tavros
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,470 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
John's Misadventures In Paradox Space by berryofmine reviews
After John touched the strange intangible treasure, he started zapping through dimensions. Throughout his travels, he comes across the Grand Highblood in his grand hall. Warnings: tentabulge, size difference, cumflation.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2014
Dave Strider: Be A Girl by I'm An All American Reject reviews
Wait- what? Dave Strider is not a girl, no way bro. Not even in an ironic wa-.. Oh. Really? Huh, never mind. Dave Strider is a girl, has been ever since she was born. Davinity Lee Strider is her full name. She's starting her freshmen year and it's go time. Time to let her friends know she is a girl. She's gotta make it happen to win a certain blue-eyed boys affections. John/Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,947 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., Sollux C.
Coffee House Miracles by MissTreeCat reviews
After being cheated on by his boyfriend with his ex-best friend, Kankri left the small apartment that he and Cronus had shared. He meet an unusual man by the name of Kurloz. After living with him, Kankri learns his secrets and regrets. Rated M for language, violence, (attempted/ successful) suicide, and attempted rape. I do not own Homestuck. Humanstuck AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Kankri V., Kurloz M., Cronus A.
Better the Devil you Know by Casamyriln reviews
Your name is John Egbert, super awesome demon hunter kinda , and you currently have a sunglasses clad demon sitting on your couch eating fruit loops out of what you believe is a mixing bowl, and frankly your a bit unsure of what to do.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Dave S., John E.
At Fault by seductivefeline reviews
Tavros Nitram is a disabled teenager who is succumbed to bullying and has terrible self-confidence. It's only when he meets a strange man named Gamzee Makara that his life begins to take a turn for the better. AU, rated M for language/sexual content. (Edit: ON HIATUS!)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,650 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Tavros N., Gamzee M.
The Love of the Stalked by randomqueenwilla reviews
Naruto is starting his first year of high school after being home schooled by his insane sister, Akira, because of his schizophrenia. He meets the girl of his dreams, who hates him. Who keeps stalking him? Eventual NaruHina, onesided NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,526 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
In Sickness by Kaida Daygona reviews
Dave's discovered he's sick, so he has to stay in the hospital. After a while, someone else has to occupy the other half of the room, some dork with an annoying laugh. Dave begrudges this at first, but then warms up to the new occupant. Very Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
One Meter Per Second by Profe reviews
Dave's community service is at a hospital. A hospital where he meets a boy named John.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,112 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Sick and Tired by sockruse reviews
Karkat has always been convinced that his life is unbeatably shitty, but his entire perspective on life is thrown out the window when he's forced to move in with Gamzee Makara. 2nd person, multi-perspective. Side plots. Very angsty.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Midnight by reraimu reviews
You still don't know how he manages to sneak into your room every night without waking anyone up. Gamzee/John warning: smut, slash
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Gamzee M., John E. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,905 - Follows: 5,015 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Issues with Itachi by randomqueenwilla reviews
An OC,Akira, is minding her own business when Itachi decides to kidnap her and make her join the Akatsuki. Funny semi serious. ItachiXOC, slight GaaraXOC Starting from chapter 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 96,159 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Gaara - Complete