Your Internet name is artisticBiologist, but many of your friends refer to you as Bio, AB, T, and even Abe. Your actual name is LIV, and you are in COLLEGE. College is just about the SCARIEST THING EVER but it is also SUPER FUN. Your interests are myriad and vast, and include playing video games, drawing, reading, making comic books, and studying the many BIOLOGICAL SCIENCES. You think life itself is just about THE COOLEST THING EVER. You find life downright sacred. In fact, you sometimes refer to yourself as the SAINT OF LIFE. ... and for the record, that spiked collar TOTALLY LOOKS RAD ON YOU. Not lame at all.

You read a lot of HOMESTUCK, and it is your current number one fandom. However, you generally only write stories for PORTAL and HALF-LIFE, considering that their respective franchises comprise all of your favorite games. Most of your fanfics are OLD, and more than one is a little bit SMUTTY.

You're still not entirely sure how this website even WORKS, but you assume you'll eventually get the hang of it, at least in time to post something GOOD.