One of Ankh-Morpork's adopted sons returns to his pestilent home town. Just in time since the Guild Banquet is about to take place, the Assassin's Guild has some very undesirable competition and a long forgotten contract is dusting off its cobwebs (much to the spider's surprise).

The Evil Queen's curse drew to StoryBrooke victims from well beyond her world. What happens when they wake up and know nothing of the people or events around them? See the awakening of StoryBrooke through the eyes of someone who knows no one's past life. And hopes no one knows hers.