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Before we start, there's something you need to know: We are batshxt crazy.

bold= Lacei

Italic= Yamilete

Underline= Ryde

'Ello there. I'm Lacei Angelo! And I'm Yamilete. Say it with me: Yah-me-let. Got it memorised? I'm Ry--And we are INSANITY!! Bloody wanker! You cut me off! No one cares about you anyway! Hey! No fighting! Yeah, yeah. Okay, as I was saying, my name is Ryde. And we are INSANITY!

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I'm Lacei Angelo, Yamilete's best friend. I'm insane, bubbly, childish, you know the deal. I'm bisexual. Got aprob? Leave then. Erm, I live in London, I'm a yaoi fangirl(Can't live without 'em!), I love anime and manga music and nutella. Who doesn't like nutella? Blah, blah, blah.

So i took the seme or uke test and these are my results: You are a Badass Uke! Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment. Most compatible with:Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

So that's enough from me. Now to Ryde!

Hello! My name is Ryde. I'm crazy, foolish, childish, and I'm a total klutz. I am gay, please don't hate me! I like yaoi, anime, manga, music, candy, cats, etc. I also live in London, Lacei is my neighbour. Oh, yeah. That seme or uke quiz thingy! Here are my results:

You are a Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with:Romantic Seme Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

That's all for me! Yamilet's turn!

Yo bro! The name's Yamilete. I am crazy as fxck, sometimes mean, teasing, funny, confident, and i love to tease Ryder, but I love him! I'm bi and in a relationship, if I see you touch me girl, we're gonna have a problem. XD jk. I love Kingdom hearts, yaoi, yuri, anime and manga, and screamo music. oh, and i have a tounge piercing! I know right, wicked!

Seme or uke results:

You are a Badass Uke! Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

Yup I got the same as Lacei. If you want to know more, just ASK AWAY!

You Say Pink I Say Black You Say Paris Hilton I Say Amy Lee You Say Zac Efron I Say Andy Biersack You Say Pop I Say Rock You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

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REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I have already called dibs on Japan so IT IS MINE

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You know you're obsessed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favourite character’s birthday; favourite colour, food, and animal, blood type, and you can’t even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favourite anime or can’t buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favourite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favourite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favourite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. you want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language

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YAOI!! If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff ('if someone else touches it they die' obsessive) copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

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Put this on your profile if you support the ORIGINAL YUGIOH!!

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NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS

normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

normal people: Say "OMG!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!"

normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Mariku.

normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEMU!"

normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness.

normal people: Solve their problems by suing each other.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game.

normal people: Don't believe in real magic.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down

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ABCDEFG, gummy bears are chasing me.

One is red, one is blue, one just ate my effing shoe.

Now I'm running for my life, because the red one has a knife

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Life isn't measured by the amount of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away.

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How you know you are obsessed with Shugo Chara

1. You can't help but feel sick whenever you eat eggs.

2. You have written at least one Shugo Chara fanfic.

3. You can sing all the openings and endings in English and Japanese.

4. Can't help but defend cross dressers

5. You start to talk like your favorite characters

6. You're love of cats and violins has just doubled.

7. You have all the books.

8. You have at least one Shugo Chara item off ebay.

10. You have said 'My own heart:unlock!' in public.

11. You have charas.

12. You have drawn a Shugo Chara picture.

13. You can name all the characters from memory.

14. You have seen all the episodes.

15. You check youtube all the time for new Shugo Chara amvs

16. You have tried to cosplay as one of the characters.

17. You start to pick up Japanese words from the show.

18. You are aware that Shugo Chara is being turned into a musical.

19. You can do Bala-Balance.

20. You would copy and paste this list on you're profile

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REMEMBER WHEN getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES? MOM was your hero and DAD was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest? when WAR was a card game and life was SIMPLE and CAREFREE? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still Five Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now

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xxDon't take life too seriously... No one makes it out alive anyway!xx

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Messages to the Rest of the World:

Dear Elementary School Kids, If you can't spell the word "RELATIONSHIP," clearly you aren't old enough to have one. Sincerely, The World

Dear Boyfriend, Next time I try to be cute for your birthday and make you a coupon for anything you want, please consider your options more thoughtfully… Sincerely, Here's Your Sandwich

Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Sincerely, No One Just Looks Down At Their Crotch and Smiles (aka Teachers)

Dear Boyfriend, I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can! Sincerely, Spiders

Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985

Dear Windshield Wipers, Can't touch this. Sincerely, That Little Triangle

Dear Facebook Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace

Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I. Can't. Breathe. Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Eve, If you doomed the entire human race for an apple… What would you have done for a Klondike Bar? Sincerely, Humanity

Dear Condom, Cover me. I'm going in. Sincerely, Penis

Dear Spongebob, You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbent? Sincerely, You're a Tampon.

Dear "I Slept Like a Baby,” So, you woke up every two hours, screaming because you crapped your pants and needed to be fed? Sincerely, Your Family Must HATE You!

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You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% would yell “STOP!!!” 2% would Cheer 1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet.

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Writing is a lot like sex. At first, you do it because you like it. Then, you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all... you end up doing it for money

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Forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to "Plan Z" and it's still not working, then you can panic.

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it's hot.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Handyman's law: cut to fit, beat into place.

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Work now, make others work later.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!

Men think one of three things at any given time: I want a sandwich, I want a woman, or I want a woman who can make me a sandwich.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look... Of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

You never grow up... You just learn how to behave in public

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Ninety-two percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the eight percent who would be laughing your a* off.

Ninety-eight percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you want to stand up against homophobia and those who just hate them for no reason but sexuality, copy this and past it onto your profile. Help stop it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Ever Wonder...?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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What my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Insanity quiz results: You are truly INSANE!!!! People wouldn't want to run into you in a dark alley or any place else. You are that Cereal Killer everyone fears, whether its the cereal that's frightened or other people!

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If you are a YuGiOh! fan, then put this on your profile.

You know your an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you...

1) Think all villains are hot

2) Don't mind going grey anyway

3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami

4) Want a trench coat

5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity

6) Think Tans are super sexy

7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles

8) Have your hair in a crazy hair do

9) Think mullets are dead hot

10) Think Little brothers are just the best

11) Would go gay for some characters

12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game!

13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series

14) You think genders don't matter anymore

15) CROSSDRESS

16) Have read this like 5 times

17) Do whatever it takes to prove your an obsessed fan

18) You are a fangirl/boy

19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards

20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh

21) You have completed/almost completed your favourite characters deck

22) You often quote characters

23) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh

24) Everyday you practice your evil laugh untill it's perfect

25) You think men that were crop top are awesome!

25) You have either a dragon, occult, Egyptian and/or dice fetish!

26) You love your friends!

27) You can quote most episodes.

28) You'd love to go to Egypt

29) Your answer to everything: Shut up

30) You have spent hours looking for Millenium Items

31) You own a Millenium Item

32) If you own a Millenium Item: You was sad when you found out that there wasn't an evil spirit wanting to take you over.

33) You think having a yami is perfectly normal

34) You know all/most of the shipping

35) You can easily name yaoi couples and the shipping names

36) If you was in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak just start counting them and hope to Ra that Bakura would stop hiding

37) You often dress like a character

38) You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters!

39) You prefere Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's anyday

40) You own a creepy doll/teddy.

41) To you Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an Anime it's LIFE!

42) You wear your school blazer as a cape

43) Day 1- Blue top and black jeans; Day 2 - the same; Day 3 - the same; Day 4 - the same; 3 month later: "It's season 2 better change clothes!"

44) You have a background song!

45) Your hair, to your friends: "Oh she/he must be having a bad hair day", You: "Yes finally I have perfected Yugi's hair!"

46) Getting sent to the shadow realm is more of a privalage than a threat to you.

47) Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut!

48) You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore!

49) You treat that character like he/she is real

50) You know the dangers of glomping

If you answered 'Yes' to any of these, you are an obsessed Yu-gi-oh fan.

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-I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. -A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!" -The moment I heard bieber, I? realized the backstreet boys were straight! -Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupidity." -Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

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you sit out. I dance You smile. I roll around on the floor. You zip your mouth. I tell the jerk to shut up. You raise your hand. I wave mine about wildly. You tease. I annoy until they want to kill me. You ignore this. I repost it. Repost if you ever feel like nobody wants to stand out and be different sometimes!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick!!!

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f you fall, I’ll be there. Love, The Floor Post this on your profile if the floor has been there to catch you!!!

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, “where to begin?”

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