Well if you have to read this instead of my wonderful stories I suppose I have to tell you, don't I? Sigh, no cookies for anyone. Ok, about me: I live in England which is a tiny island in...err...well, walk in a straight line and you'll get there eventually. My favourite authors are Tamora Pierce and Philip Pullman (I met him!). I do fencing, drama, archery and football.

I LOVE surprising. I'll give you a suprise now. I'm a guy! hahahaaa!
No-one saw that coming...except the people who did find out and they are fools!

There is another thing that would suprise everybody but the people who run fanfic.net would have a fit and ban me sooooo moving one from that one. I love angst stories and stories that are so realistic that the hero almost always fails. That is probably because I'm more than a little morbid but it's fun. My hobbies are reading, model painting and making, playing on the computer far too much to be healthy and last but not least tripping people up. I'm brilliant at that; its so fun! Noooooooooooooow GO! Read stories, review stories and let there be peace on the net!

LORD Thingy