Hey, guys, what's up? OfRamenAndVodka here, and I'm probably going to be a lurker around the site for a while before actually publishing anything. I'm a yaoi/yuri/slash fangirl, but not too interested in het. I'll do requests (But not RussiaxChina, RusCho or whatever, I NO SHIP), and my two all-time favorite pairings happen to be crack pairings. My OTP, AmeIta and my second favorite, LietCan.

In the Narutoverse, I love... well, all of the yaoi pairings. I hate all of their het pairings, unless it's an OC. Oh, just kidding, I like SasuHina and KibaHina. I totes just lied to y'all.

I have also read the Percy Jackson series, the Maximum Ride series, the Outsiders, etc. So if you want to request to any of those, I'll do it. I'm not so good with 'Outsiders' fanfictions, but hell- I'll try.

Okay, I've quite a dilemma in my hands here. I've recently found out that FanFiction.Net will not accept stories in Google Docs. I have yet to get Microsoft word, and it's likely that I never will. I mean, my mom says she'll get it for me, but she probably won't. So, I apologize. I might never get that, and it makes me sad. When I can, I'll post my stories here, but as of now I'll be posting them on my Quizilla account. I'll get the links right here. So, oh dear god, requests are my best friends! Request away!

(Except for RoChu and PruCan. I don't like either. Though if someone could explain RoChu to me, that would be great. I don't like PruCan because why settle for PruCan when I can have the ever-adorable RusCan and either the totally-makes-sense-to-me PruAus, or the rough, hot man sex of Germancest? Or maybe UKxCan and RusPrus? [speaking of which, what's the official pairing name?])