Salve (greetings) my Cupcakes!

I am a geeky otaku who loves to read (Fanfics and actual books) and live in the middle of nowhere, Midwest, USA. I love smut and I try to write it but am notorious for not finishing projects. (And my horrible spelling; I really need to work on that and I would just really like to thank the gods for spell check.)

Im working on a Tammy circle very "plot" filled lemon for Briar X Daja. I noticed that there were none for them ANYWHERE! SO i decided to write one. (or try to) I have noticed in fandoms that although just about every character ever has been made gay (lesbian, bi, pan...), that no canonly gay(...) character is ever made straight. Not that i have anything against LGBTQAAP considering I myself am Pansexual. I love Het yaoi, yuri, everything just every thing.

See y'all in my first Fic!

Amor (love),

Minerva Catherina Eleanor Prima Diana Malala Anya (my dream names)

Poste Scriptum I often have latin in really random places so having google translate in the next tab may be a good idea.

Now, I found this on another profile and I want to share

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever
had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be
able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive
partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Copy this into your profile if you think homophobia is wrong.
And I really hope the following is not lost on folks who read it... if you don't do sarcasm, please don't read...

GAY MARRIAGE
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

Ninety-five of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, Faia Sakura, Marius (Does this seem ironic to annyone else?), QueenAnne1532 (Yes it does)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (admittedly, this one hits the mark)