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What My Mother Taught Me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12.. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

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Higher Education by Sunset Miko reviews
Kagome befriends a nerdy Sesshoumaru and sets out to teach him that there's more to college than studying.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 135 - Words: 324,008 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Timless by Biteme4eturn-t reviews
Fifteen year old Kagome Higurashi is thrown back in time and must travel through time to get back home. Will she make it home or will she be held back by evil or even love of a demon Prince named Sesshoumaru.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,781 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Pure White Sillhouettes by emmybear x3 reviews
When Kagome loses her purity and control of her body to the darkness of the Shikon Jewel residing within her, only Sesshomaru has the power to subdue and potentially save her. Meanwhile, Sango and Inuyasha desperately search for the missing miko while dealing with the aftermath of the final battle with Naraku. Character death and language. Sess/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,656 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/12/2018 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
An Education by Felicity Dream reviews
Kijima was just looking for a little fun. Somehow, it all turned into a learning experience and he wasn't quite sure he qualified as a teacher. Yet, Kyoko on the other hand, seems to be an eager student. The industry hops in on the ride. Casting couches, stiff competition, nosey presidents and overprotective dads -Kijima might have bit off more than he can chew.
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,070 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Kyoko M., Kijima]
Captured and trapped by sweetest angel reviews
Kagome woke up in a cell...and not alone. Will she survive her ordeal? Will she be able to escape? SessKag pairing. Rating for later chapter. Sorry, bad summary. * Sequel out*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,928 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Sa Maîtresse by Miyurai reviews
AU: She love him and he love her, but…she love him too. 'This is wrong. We can't do this to her.' Rating is changed to 'M' for future chapters, just to be safe.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,337 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
She Who the Prophecy Foretold by Sunset Miko reviews
Sesshoumaru needs the help of a miko, and only one will do. His request for aid sets in motion an ancient prophecy, leading them all on an unexpected quest. Secrets kept for years finally are told, and an unsuspecting Kagome is thrust into a mission with a whole new set of tasks and troubles. She is the priestess spoken of in the prophecy and her strange life is turned upside down.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 413,424 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Paper Cranes by midori Haru reviews
Meeting, attraction, courting, commitment. For most of the world relationships form in the normal fashion from start to culmination. Naturally normal isn't enough for Sesshoumaru. And he wonders why he runs into problems trying to build a relationship from the wrong end.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 311,031 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Snow Angel by Sunset Miko reviews
After the Lady of the West casts a vicious spell on Sesshoumaru, he finds himself weak and helpless, on the brink of death. Kagome stumbles across the taiyoukai and saves his life, causing him start to see things a different way.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 232 - Words: 184,873 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
This Sesshoumaru Doesn't Do Christmas by Sunset Miko reviews
When Kagome finds out that Sesshoumaru hates all things Christmas, she sets out to change his mind, by all means necessary.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 49,285 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Syndrome by Sunset Miko reviews
Kagome finds herself homeless thanks to her rowdy roomies and has to move in with her best guy friends… and Sesshoumaru. The taiyoukai finds him self suffering from a strange combination of ailments, something his father calls simply 'The Syndrome'.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 284,218 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Dog's Den by strawberryMIKO reviews
She never knew that upon acceptance of the pack, she had accepted the fact that she was their inu-bitch. Of course, she always had a feeling that they would never let her go anyway – inuyoukai were selfish that way. Time-travel fic / Inutaisho x Kagome x Sesshoumaru x Inuyasha
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [Kagome H., Inutaisho, Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha]
Deafening Silence by ParadiseAvenger reviews
MOVED! If only Amu could be a little better, her parents would stop hurting her. Ikuto has to protect his sister at all costs, even that of his body. A lot of bad things happen in this world, but can the silence be broken? AU. Child abuse and rape. AmuXIkuto. (70 Chapters.) MOVED!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Prophecy of the Immortal Souls by pooky11602 reviews
An archaeological dig has unearthed a story about the the Western Lands that the Kami's took out of history. A love story. A love story about betrayal and a promise that the two souls would be together again. This is the story of the Western Demon Lord and his beloved miko mate.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,220 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Beast by rakill reviews
Based on Beauty and the Beast in a very dark, twisted and very erotic version. Kagome is set on finding the most feared warlord that has taken her brother as hostage and she is set on doing anything for his freedom, even if that means she gives up hers.[Won second place in both Best Horror story and Lemon]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,930 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Grandkids on Demand by kashiangel07 reviews
Tired of dealing with stubborn sons and daughters who don't want to find that special someone in life? Are you a parent who's sick of waiting for the pitter patter of little feet? Well Grandkids on Demand is the place to go. -Pure Crack Fic!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,450 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Belladonna by FearlessDranzer reviews
Kagome's a struggling student whose life is ruled by grades and schoolwork. One night she stumbles upon Sesshoumaru, and they become friends. But the truth will ruin her even as she falls desperately in love with him. Sesshoumaru X Kagome
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,205 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
In Death, Trust Me, as You Didn't in Life by Kanna37 reviews
Two people, separated by death, then reunited by the same, find that the old saying 'Death is only the beginning', is true. Winner 13 awards, including 1st B. Romance Dokuga 1st Quarter 2011, & 2nd Best Action/Adventure IYFG 2nd Quarter 2011, 1st Best Action/Adventure Dokuga 3rd Quart. 2010 & 1st Best Drama Dokuga 4th Quart. 2011.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 265,978 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
A Heart Within The Blue Moon by inufairiegirl reviews
When Sesshomaru's almost killed and Kagome steps in to save him what will be the payment? Will he thank her or try to rid himself of the scars in the only way possible? Will Inu realise how much she means to him before he loses her forever? Sess/Kag BACK!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,288 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Adoption by X-Keva-X reviews
Epilogue is here! Kags is abandoned by her dad and adopted by the neighboring college boys. Me thinks this one is on the table for the next rewrite... me thinks.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,193 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Damn You, Auto Correct! by alitablake reviews
Kyoko gets a new phone but has a little trouble with it when texting with Ren. Rated M for Language
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
collared by LC Rose reviews
Kagome finds herself at Sesshoumaru's mercy; her body a slave to his will. Will she surrender to his dark desires or walk her own path? **descriptive lemons, do not read if under 18** dark fic COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,988 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5730 - Favs: 8,263 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Happiness by lonelylark reviews
“He is a very lucky man, to be the one to make you happy.” The moment he'd said it, he knew she wasn't happy. Now, with the new year well on the way, Sesshoumaru is determined to be that lucky man. A Sequel to Champagne. SessKag. AU Le Gasp!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,269 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Poor Sport by Sunset Miko reviews
Bullying Sesshoumaru into a game of truth or dare doesn’t end quite how Inuyasha expected.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 120 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Broken House of Taisho by RosieB reviews
Sequel to The Broken Miko! Kagome and Sesshoumaru thought they left their troubled past behind them, but a whole new problem disturbs their new life. Last chapter: Life begins again. COMPLETE!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Broken Miko by RosieB reviews
New summary: After a tragic battle and a wish with unexpected consequences, Kagome finds the infamous taiyoukai. He has the power to help her, but will he? KagomeXSess COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,928 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 2,468 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete