Getting the Eggs in the Basket: Part 1

Eggman: What!? Who are you!? Get out of here! Wait a minute... your not a hedgehog... well, you may as well sit down. My name is Doctor Ivo Robotnik! World's Greatest mind, and soon to be the Worlds greatest ruler... So, since I know you aren't a plan foiling hedgehog, I'll show you my latest and greatest Scheme! I'll soon be bringing fanfiction including me (Since I so rightfully deserve the Starring Role...), and a few others! I'll be bringing these to you, once I have a a grip on my Research!

OOH HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!

E-113 (Race: E-100 series) (A.K.A. Juggernaut James) (Role: Robotniks Right-Hand-Man and Overseer of Special Operations.) (Secondary Role: One of Robotniks ONLY friends, built with an A.I. for that secondary purpose...): *Rolls Optical Lights* You mean your Scribbled rough drafts?

Eggman: HEY! That last A.K.A is not true!!! And No! I meant what I said! Why are you here anyways!? Where is that Chaos Emerald I sent you after!?

E-113: *Lets out a Metallic Monotonous Sigh...* Right here, Ivo. Catch...

TOSSES THE CHAOS EMERALD!*

Eggman: AHH!!!! *Dives for it!*

Catches it before it can hit the floor and destroy (Yet Another) expensive Laboratory!*

E-113: Laboratory??? Bullshit! This is just another Garage/Office/Sleeping Place to you!

Eggman: *Hyperventilating from the incident that nearly caused a Atomic Detonation just a moment ago...* ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK!? *Wheeze!*

E-113: Seriously? Atomic? I doubt that...

Eggman: This Laboratory... NOT. A. WORD. *Points at James...* Is filled with Chaos powered experimental weapons! You endangered the Reader!

E-113: Breaking the fourth wall? Seriously?

Eggman: You did it multiple times above!

E-113: So? I make it funny. You don't. Your Humor is dry.

Eggman: My Humor is Egg-salent! *Wheezy Laugh*

E-113: *Facepalms...* Sigh... well... I guess this is it, readers! See you next week!

Eggman: In "Getting the Eggs in the Basket," I'll be introducing my Creations (Mostly OC's)! Feel Free to Pm if you have any ideas! Goodbye!

Getting the Eggs in the Basket: Part 2:

Eggman: Hello good Readers! Welcome to the next part of G.E.B! Just to let you all know, if you PM me questions you may want to know the answers to, I will answer them! Now, if you do, relevant questions only. I have no problem explaining anything relevant to the Sonic Game Universe/ Archie Universe, but if the questions are downright inappropriate, I won't even pay it any mind!

Zeroathan (Race: Ferret Cyborg) (A.K.A. "Admiral Zero") (A.K.A. "Leviathan Zero") (Role: Main Space and Interplanetary Warfare Adviser/Strategist, Commander of the Egg Fleet (Second to Doctor Eggman).): Sir...

Eggman: *Shoo's away Zeroathan...* Can't you see I'm busy? Right now, dear readers, I am broadcasting to you from the Flagship of the Egg Fleet! The Death Egg (Mk. III...)! My latest and greatest Space Station! With the ability to roboticize Planets!

Zeroathan: *In a much more urgent tone...* Sir... you should see this...

Eggman: *Pays no attention...* OH HO HO HO!!! No one can stop me now! This unstoppable machine has impenetrable defense systems and guns at every vision spot! No blind spots! No holes in it's defense! NO WEAKNESS, WHATSOEVER!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO!!!!!!!

Zeroathan: *Frantically* SIR!!! LOOK OUT THE DAMNED WINDOW!!!

Eggman: *In an irritated tone* What are you going on ab-AHHHHH!

Looks out the window to see the Blue Fiend dashing past the ship guns at insane speeds!*

Zeroathan: *Checks monitor and speaks in an amused tone...* Huh. The computer registers him as a Bogey moving at 300 miles per hour...

Eggman: *With his head in his hands and a whiny tone...* Why are you so happy? That doesn't sound funny at all...

Zeroathan: *Drums his metallic fingers on the dashboard...* Think about it, sir. That must be like jogging to him... on a sunny day... *Cracks Up Laughing...*

Eggman: Silence! How did he get on here!? I made sure there was no docking areas for that cursed fox to land in!

Zeroathan: *Slams his head on the dashboard, gushing laugh-induced tears!* BWA HA HA! Your personal parking space!!! AH HA HA HA!!! You... YOU... *Rolls around on the floor, laughing to death*

Eggman: I LEFT MY PARKING SPACE OPEN!?

Sonic: You sure did, Egghead!!!

Eggman: AH!!! *Picks up a massive Bioshock-Style Wrench!!!* Stay back, you blue bastard!

Sonic: Well, this episode is done! I'm going to teach Baldy McNosehair here a lesson! Tune in for next time!

Eggman: *Raises wrench defensively!* EN GARDE, HEDGEHOG!