I LIVE! (in this profile, writing, thingy.)

a little thanks to Tansyheart, chuckles-lives-on, and Lunarstar *insert a lot of random numbers here* and no, the last part of her name is really a lot of numbers... yah...

I honestly don't know what to put here ( sarcasm, I've read a ton),so i'm putting descriptions of my OCs.

Bub:

appearance: as a zombie: looks like a regular Minecraft baby zombie. as human: pale skin, brown hair, black eyes, usually dresses in a Minecraft t-shirt and jeans.

parents: Zanna and Hades

Favorite saying: "grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" ( " Would you like to buy some popcorn sir, would you like to by some popcorn?"

Role in my books: son of Hades, Betty's *cough* boy *cough* friend, Nico's annoying un-dead brother, a truth or dare victim

fun facts: he cant speak English, he has a crush on Betty, his fatal flaw is loyalty.

Katie

appearance: as Hollystar: raven-black she-cat with eyes that range from sea-green to holly green, when provoked her eyes change to lavender. as Kate: looks like a female versos of herobrine. as hollyleaf: sense all that she is is a reincarnated version of hollyleaf. as Katie: gold-ish skin, hazel eyes, light brown hair, wearers a minecraft t-shirt and jeans. Katie when provoked: red dress with black swirls, owl- like lemme wings, red gloves, red and black sandals, wither scull crown.

parents: Hollystar: Willowshine and Jayfeather. Kate and Katie:Neptune and Helen. Hollyleaf: same as the books(Leafpool and Crowfether)

favorite saying: "they don't keep me here because i'm pretty, they keep me here because i'm smart."

role in my books: daughter of Neptune, nico's crush, queen of the nether, a truth or dare victim.

fun facts: can speak the languages of the mobs and translate them, is a medicine cat in love (with death breath)her fatal flaw for all 19 of her lifes is loyalty, has a fear of endermen.

Betty

appearance: as a mooshroom: looks like a regular baby mooshroom. as human: pale skin, black eyes, red hair,wheres a minecraft t-shirt, jeans, and a creeper cap to hide her horns.

Parents: Madison and Neptune.

favorite saying: "anything's possible, except slamming revolving doors."

Role in my books: daughter if neptune, High priest of the nether, Bub's *cough*girl*cough* friend

fun facts: hates creepers,can't speak english, has a crush on Bub.

Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

List Your 10 Favorite Characters in No Particular Order

10. Rootstar

9. Bub

8. Nightcloud

7. Squirrelflight

6. Jason

5. Talia

4. Piper

3. Percy

2. Annabeth

1. Nico (Okay, so I kind didn't follow the "No Particular Order" thing...these are in very particular order.)

1) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

Rootstar will do something insane.

2) Three and Four are fighting, but then Six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

Piper will think her boyfriend has gone nuts add will chase him around camp and Percy will try to find Annabeth

3) Five and Nine are talking when Seven runs in between yelling "I love (One)!"

Talia will forget her conversation with Bub and ask why a cat loves Nico. Bub will then go and tell his brother what Squirrelflight said.

4) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

Annabeth would stop telling Rootstar about the wonders of being sane and chase Squirrelflight around the room .

5) Ten kills Four, Four's last words?

Aren't we crated by different authors?

6) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens?

Jason will immediately help Piper, Talia will help Annabeth while Squirrelflight, Nightcloud, Bub, and Rootstar will go to Starbucks.

7) What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

kiss him, then tell him to get out of my room.

8) Will numbers 5 and 6 ever kiss?

there siblings.

9) Would 2 trust 5?

Yup.

Don't you just hate Warriors stereotypes?

I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter.

I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress.

I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak.

I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and disobey the warrior code.

I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy.

I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly.

I am outside a Clan,so I must be a misguided fool. (I'm in bloodclan and riverclan...)

I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over.

I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet or love having a Clan overrun with kittypets .

I'm an elder, so I must be cranky.

I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped. ( it's called being a medicine cat in love w/a twoleg)

I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water, so I must be weak and need the Clan's help for everything.

I hate kittypets in the Clans, so I must be a evil hater and not have a life .

I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them. ( not in my books, at least, not yet...)

I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality.

I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue.

I am a medicine cat with kits, so the kits must be messed up.

Write down your 15 favorite warrior cats in no particular order!

1. squirrelflight

2. nightcloud

3. mistystar

4. half moon

5. willowshine

6. firestar

7. jayfeather

8. hollyleaf

9. leafpool

10. yellowfang

11. seedkit

12. cinderheart

13. lionblaze

14. river

15. tall shadow

1. 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

squirrelflight and hollyleaf are in a happy relationship until willowshine runs off with leafpool. After hollyleaf dumps squirrelflight for cinderheart, firestar gets upset and retaliates by dating cinderheart. Alone and broken-hearted, squirrelflight travels in search of a friend. Finally, she meets half moon and jayfeather. The three loners meet yellowfang, who tells each of them to look for love. half moon finds mistystar, jayfeather gets seedkit, but now squirrelflight is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with firestar and nightcloud!

2. What would happen if you took 10's first part of their name and 11's last part of their name, then combined them to make a whole new warrior name?

yellowkit...I likey

3. Do you think a 6/1 dating sequence would be better or 6/15?

6/15, it would be awkward for firestar to date his daughter...

4. What do you call a leader who has combined 15's first part of their name and 5's name as the last part?

tallshinnestar...

5. What does 7's first part of their name and 13's last part of their name do?

jayblaze...

6. Does 14 like waffles? Because according to YouTube, 4 loves them.

ummmmmmmmmm, that's firestar and graystripe...

7. Would a relationship between 4 and 13 make sense?

nope

8. Is there a FanFiction Shipping story about 3 and 4?

probably not...

9. A simple description of 9:

Leafpool.. the medicine cat that found love.

10. If you were a Clan cat in a crowd for a warriors ceremony of one of your Clanmates, what would you cheer if the leader named the cat 11's first name and 12's last name?

"seedheart, seedheart, seedheart!"

11. Does 14 like zebras?

do zebras live in england?

12. What does 10's first part of their name and 2's second part of their name make?

yellowcloud

13. Why am I doing this?

You tell me!

14. Are their any serious warrior shipping AMV's on YouTube for a 4/14 relationship?

nope

15. Why am I not doing numbers anymore?

Because you can.

16. Okay you're done! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!

I'm a woman!

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

copy and paste if you REALLY LIKE love Warriors.

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go