In Britain the war has ended and Harry, Draco, Ron, Blaise, and Neville need to get away. The boys move to Forks, Washington, where they meet much more than they bargained for with incredibly attractive vampires and shape shifters running about. (WARNING: FIRST FIC POORLY WRITTEN, DONT RECOMMEND READING. DONT FLAME ME I WARNED YOU)

(First chapters rewritten) Luna's warped logic and Ron's quick temper drive Harry and Hermione to Seattle. Of course there's never a moments peace as far as Harry's concerned. Encountering the Cullen coven is just the tip of the iceberg, really. Rated 'T' for action/violence. Set post-DH and at the very beginning of Eclipse.

Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.

What if Hermione wasn't who you expected? Hermione, her two brothers, and their two best friends run away from home, all the way to Forks, Washington! Why? Well while in Washington they meet a certain wolf pack. Will this little family finally find a place where they will feel they belong and most of all...be loved? I introduce to you the Misfit Toys! First crossover, plz read!

Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.