"Murder, murder on the street, clean up the blood, keep the sidewalk neat, for I'm the cop that's on the beat, murder, murder on the street..." - Inspector Lestrade, Holmes, Master This

I shall return. Soon. Feeling the writing coming back now, the stress is going and taking the extended writer's block with it. I can also now be found as Prussian_Phoenix on Archive of Our Own.

I also have some non-fanfiction writings that I have worked on recently, but I'm not going to post them where someone can run off with them. Just throwing that out there, if anyone is interested.

I will be reposting revised editions of my Sherlock Holmes series and Harry Potter work, just to note. Not sure on others just yet. I will leave Sanctuary: The Royal Flush and Just Another Case With A Strange Narrator up to you guys.

Lines I've written without paying attention:

"Being half and half comes with a price, Johann..." (Creamy.)

His face fell off.

The stench came from the door. (From the door? So, like, the rest of the room is fine, it's just the door that reeks?)

A pleasant rain pattered against the streets of Berlin, leaving the air breathtakingly crispy.

This is the kind of stuff you have to look forward too.

Before you leave my profile, I have a very serious question I must ask you... If you hit a witness with a stuffed badger are you badgering the witness?