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Hey, so, we're Fuck, This, and Shit. Awkward nicknames, we know, created by our friend Harry. Hopefully he isn't reading this and never will.

Gender: Girl, Girl, Undetermined. (That would be This, by the way. The undetermined one.)

Age: Old enough to know NOT to put our age on the Internet. Fuck's the youngest, which we all find incredibly ironic.

Country: Skyrim. (THAT'S FOR YOU, HARRY.)

Favorite popsicle color (the Canadians say it's colour. I, Shit, the American, disagree.): Fuck: Not purple. This: Red. Shit: Yellow (banana, of course.)

Favorite Movie: Fuck: Keith. This: Keith. Shit: Keith. Keithkeithkeithkeith.

Favorite Hunger Games Character: Fuck: They are all cohesive. This: PEETA FOR LIFE YO. Shit: Finnick. Cinna. Beetee. At least Beetee's still alive...

Favorite Soul Eater Pairing: Fuck: SoMa, DTK/ Maka, BSTsu, DTK/Liz, CroPat (in that order). This: Blair, and whoever she's with. Shit: DTK/Maka.

^Wanna take a shot at who likes romance the most?

RANT CORNERS:

Fuck~

1) Heyy!! This is Fuck:) So... you can just call me your Fuck buddy;) JK. That's innapropro. Nopes-appropes. Lolz;) Sooo... ... ... This is slightly awkward. I guess I should just talk about myself and stuff... I am from Canada, land of the north, and maple syrup. Shit and This are my BFFs. Just to explain the nicknames, our friend Harry was trying to be funny, and started calling us Fuck, This, and Shit. No one really calls us that in real life, but we sorta use it as secret code names or something;). I guess you could say Shit is our personal grammar nazi, but other than that, she is like a total slacker;). This likes to think she is our African American spelling nazi, but really she isn't black, or ghetto, and is usually trying too hard to intimidate us with her 'sex kitten tendencies' and 'slut appeal'. But really, she is sorta an overall failure... JK. She can be nice-ish. Sometimes I tend to rant. I also love things that are adorable, because they're adorable, and make me all squishy inside ;)

This~

1) sup y'all im just a regular hoe livin in da street on a day to day life makin my way downtown to move outta dis cardboard shitt. Anyways, i'm sort of a sex kitten yall wat can i say? ;) i truly represent blair in every way yo :)))

Shit~

1) Our friend This is not ghetto. Like, at all. Nope.

LOVEUS. Just, please, don't leave us creepy reviews saying shit like, "You are the chief owl king and what would happen if you became a unicorn??" Just no. If the owner of said review happens to awkwardly be reading this: Dude. What is so messed up in your head that leads you to say stuff like this to people? PLEASE BECOME NORMAL.

So, opinion times :) Yeahhhh!

Fuck: The baby of our profanic trio. She gets offended by her title of "baby", as she is much taller than This, who is shorter than everyone. You could call This a midget, though, so not sure if it counts. She's our own personal ray of sunshine! She's our ranter, so I cut her off. For her own good. ;)

This: Is. Not. Ghetto. Do not be fooled by her terrible impersonations of what she likes to call a "gangsta". She likes sloths and One Direction, because they make her happy from the inside. DOES THAT SOUND GHETO TO YOU??? NO. I CUT HER OFF TOO BECAUSE I GOT EXTREMELY ANNOYED BY HER IMMATURE ANTICS.

ME: I am the angry one, apparently. And a grammar nazi. It's been a sad day for Shit stereotyping. But it's okay, 'cause I've got my Fleury Flakes. Yummy. Like Frosted Flakes but with a Penguins flair :) and on that note... AAAHHHHH SIDNEY CROSBY RETURN GAME HE'S SO BADASS TAKE THIS HATERS.

Hall of Random Quotes:

"You don't live in a cardboard box"

"It's a metaphor for my square-shaped life that I lead!"

-Fuck and This, on This's cardboard box.

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You're In The Army Now! by Malthazar Lord of Shadows reviews
In an attempt to escape his problems Soul Evans joins the army, but with a trigger happy drill sergeant,A gossiping cook,and an attractive colonel, The infamous Fort Shibusen may have more in store for him then he thought.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,633 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Starcrossed Lovers by Anarue reviews
Maka is a princess, loved by all. But when she finally meets the enemy's prince, she couldn't be more curious. Entranced by his mysteriousness, Maka finds herself falling more and more for this prince. But the course of true love never did run smooth.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,006 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Spin the Bottle by Iceytaste reviews
"It spun and spun, and it seemed forever until the hollow bottle finally gave a 'clank' and skidded to a stop - Maka's eyes widened - resting right in front of Soul." Takes place after where the anime left off - the Kishin's battle. Finished!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Define Mortified by Pyocola Analogue III reviews
AU What's worse than being forced to live through your parent's divorce? Your mother playing the field again. And the best part of that? When she starts dating your worst enemies equally single father. Welcome to the wacky family! SoMa and others
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,269 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Eat My Soul by Tatsu-Ah-Rei reviews
Her mission is to transfer to Shibusen Academy to find an Evil soul. But the thing is…Shibusen's an all-boy's school. MakaxSoul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 200,697 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
100 Souls, 100 Moments by Absolutely Unsure reviews
100 different themes, 100 different chances, 100 different memories that show what life as techs and weapons are really all about...twisted, romantic, crack events and all - Mainly SoulxMaka, side BSxTsu and other characters/pairings sprinkled in
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 105,967 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Godsends by The aspiring Firefly reviews
Godsend- "an unexpected thing or event that is particularly welcome and timely, as if sent by God." Alternate Universe: SoulxMaka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,434 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Snow Tires reviews
The next generation of Soul Eater is... different.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 3/17/2012