Author has written 1 story for Soul Eater. Hey, so, we're Fuck, This, and Shit. Awkward nicknames, we know, created by our friend Harry. Hopefully he isn't reading this and never will. Gender: Girl, Girl, Undetermined. (That would be This, by the way. The undetermined one.) Age: Old enough to know NOT to put our age on the Internet. Fuck's the youngest, which we all find incredibly ironic. Country: Skyrim. (THAT'S FOR YOU, HARRY.) Favorite popsicle color (the Canadians say it's colour. I, Shit, the American, disagree.): Fuck: Not purple. This: Red. Shit: Yellow (banana, of course.) Favorite Movie: Fuck: Keith. This: Keith. Shit: Keith. Keithkeithkeithkeith. Favorite Hunger Games Character: Fuck: They are all cohesive. This: PEETA FOR LIFE YO. Shit: Finnick. Cinna. Beetee. At least Beetee's still alive... Favorite Soul Eater Pairing: Fuck: SoMa, DTK/ Maka, BSTsu, DTK/Liz, CroPat (in that order). This: Blair, and whoever she's with. Shit: DTK/Maka. ^Wanna take a shot at who likes romance the most? RANT CORNERS: Fuck~ 1) Heyy!! This is Fuck:) So... you can just call me your Fuck buddy;) JK. That's innapropro. Nopes-appropes. Lolz;) Sooo... ... ... This is slightly awkward. I guess I should just talk about myself and stuff... I am from Canada, land of the north, and maple syrup. Shit and This are my BFFs. Just to explain the nicknames, our friend Harry was trying to be funny, and started calling us Fuck, This, and Shit. No one really calls us that in real life, but we sorta use it as secret code names or something;). I guess you could say Shit is our personal grammar nazi, but other than that, she is like a total slacker;). This likes to think she is our African American spelling nazi, but really she isn't black, or ghetto, and is usually trying too hard to intimidate us with her 'sex kitten tendencies' and 'slut appeal'. But really, she is sorta an overall failure... JK. She can be nice-ish. Sometimes I tend to rant. I also love things that are adorable, because they're adorable, and make me all squishy inside ;) This~ 1) sup y'all im just a regular hoe livin in da street on a day to day life makin my way downtown to move outta dis cardboard shitt. Anyways, i'm sort of a sex kitten yall wat can i say? ;) i truly represent blair in every way yo :))) Shit~ 1) Our friend This is not ghetto. Like, at all. Nope. LOVEUS. Just, please, don't leave us creepy reviews saying shit like, "You are the chief owl king and what would happen if you became a unicorn??" Just no. If the owner of said review happens to awkwardly be reading this: Dude. What is so messed up in your head that leads you to say stuff like this to people? PLEASE BECOME NORMAL. So, opinion times :) Yeahhhh! Fuck: The baby of our profanic trio. She gets offended by her title of "baby", as she is much taller than This, who is shorter than everyone. You could call This a midget, though, so not sure if it counts. She's our own personal ray of sunshine! She's our ranter, so I cut her off. For her own good. ;) This: Is. Not. Ghetto. Do not be fooled by her terrible impersonations of what she likes to call a "gangsta". She likes sloths and One Direction, because they make her happy from the inside. DOES THAT SOUND GHETO TO YOU??? NO. I CUT HER OFF TOO BECAUSE I GOT EXTREMELY ANNOYED BY HER IMMATURE ANTICS. ME: I am the angry one, apparently. And a grammar nazi. It's been a sad day for Shit stereotyping. But it's okay, 'cause I've got my Fleury Flakes. Yummy. Like Frosted Flakes but with a Penguins flair :) and on that note... AAAHHHHH SIDNEY CROSBY RETURN GAME HE'S SO BADASS TAKE THIS HATERS. Hall of Random Quotes: "You don't live in a cardboard box" "It's a metaphor for my square-shaped life that I lead!" -Fuck and This, on This's cardboard box. |
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