must be of 18 years or older to read...really try and listen to me...cough cough I know you won't but I warned you! I hope you nosebleed to death! These are all one shots. Sometime plotless but most have story to them. Some are apart of existing stories I did not want to rate M.

Pharaoh captures a new slave girl and finds herself falling for her prisoner. ShizNat and others, set over three thousand years into the past.

Natsuki's the dark-haired daughter of Hades and she's going to spend some time in Garderobe, where Shizuru, the goddess of charm, persuasion and seduction spends her days trying to escape the boredom of castle life.. and her eyes fall on Natsuki.

The earth shudders at the footfalls of an awakened Shizuru Viola and the unfortunate Natsuki is caught in a web of age-old conspiracies. But gods stir in the flesh of mortal men once more and nothing is as it seems. ShizNat.

What happens to Natsuki when the ship she's traveling on is taken over by the infamous Captain Viola, siren of the sea, pirate queen, and bloodthirsty murderer? What about when the only cargo she wants to steal happens to be an unwilling Natsuki? AU

Shiznat/AU Natsuki Kuga is running away from an abusive home. She finds herself at Garderobe Military Academy where she meets her teacher, Shizuru, her rival, Tomoe, and her friend, Nao. She can only pray her past doesn't come back to haunt her.

Myka, H.G., Pirates, privateers, the Royal Navy, the Warehouse, Artifact hunting and lots and lots of swagger. I swear I tried to write a short, smutty ficlet about HG & Myka as pirates. This is the result. Oops?

EMDN Story 6. Six months after the conclusion of "The Final Problem," Natsuki is still trying to cope with the shocking events of that incident. However, the past will come back to her once again when a new case brings back an old face...

The HR Department at the precinct decides it would be a community bonding exercise for everyone to attend a Halloween Block Party... in costume. Rizzles. CoWritten with Googlemouth

Natsuki Kruger is 007, an elite member of MI6. And of course, she has to find out first hand that taking down a megalomaniac ain't as easy as they say...AU. OOC. A Mai Hime fic with a James Bond twist; shaken, not stirred. [UPDATE: This story is in the process of being rewritten. If you haven't read this yet FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T].

Fresh out of college, Kuga Nasuki has just landed a new job as the history teacher at Fuka academy. But what she thought would be an easy job soon turns into a game of cat and mouse between her and a certain third year student. ShizNat M just to be safe

Shiznat, lemon, mature themes Intended to be a series of smutfics. Some chapters may have semblance of plot. Set soon after The Carnival. Contains scenes of a sexual nature... you have been warned.

"Always together, eternally apart."

An engaged Natsuki crosses paths with her high school crush in the most interesting setting.

Could they recapture the past?

Shizuru loomed over the computer with the darkest glint in her eye. She had just discovered her beloved fiancé’s secret. ShizNat. Oneshot.

4:37 am. who would have thought you'd find your soulmate in the most silly cirsumtances? AU Shiznat with a few side relationships OOC

Natsuki is the current underground motorcycle racing champion in Fuuka. What happens when the champion of Kyoto challenges the undefeated Kuga Natsuki to a race? What about the psycho fan, Tomoe, who is in love with Shizuru? ShizNatNao

Mai Otome. Sequel to "Dents in Her Armor." Natsuki and Shizuru try to move forward with their relationship. Only thing is that Natsuki's parents keep setting up road blocks.

Natsuki Kuga is given an ultimatum by her mother, she has to find a fiance before her sisters marriage. AU ShizNat

Halloween special. Natsuki and Shizuru are dressing up as... Natsuki and Shizuru? Shiznat lemon.

Shiznat. AU. OOC. An engaged Shizuru goes on an 'all girl's night out' with some employees and picks up the biggest player in town. Starts out fluffy but gets steamier in later chapters. Guaranteed! Yes, still no plot.

Quartet of friends. What happens when two start lusting after the other, secretly? AU shiznat Is it only lust, or more?

Mai Otome story. Natsuki is having thoughts on changing her life, leading to Shizuru feeling things that she never felt before, like worry over their relationship and jealousy. Will their love survive?

Natsuki has chosen Shizuru over Masashi. Mai has dumped Reito for Mikoto. What are the boys to do? This is my first attempt at Yaoi and not just Yaoi, but Yaoi smut. While not explicitly graphic, it is rated 'M' for a reason.

Shizuru Viola is held captive against her will. How far will she be forced to go to protect the one she loves? ONESHOT! ShizNat!

read and find out...

AU MaiHiME A universe where the odds seem to be against two forbidden lovers. An ace sniper, Ice Princess: Natsuki Kuga, and skilled assassin seductress, Red Princess: Shizuru Fujino. Enemies, rivals, and lovers. Will they survive or fall together?

AU Shiznat. WEDDING wasn't enough? Here's the HONEYMOON! Also, the premise to a sequel. Nao x Tomoe, Haruka x Yukino, Mai x Tate, Chie x Aoi AND Arika x Nina.

Life, like adolescence, is full of the unexpected. AU YoruSoi. COMPLETED. Epilogue: Four years later...

[ShizNat completed and slightly edited] Natsuki contemplates her feelings towards Shizuru while our exkaichou battles regret on the inside. Will it be too late for Natsuki to confess?

ShizNat Kuga Natsuki, in doing some research for Miyu, finds herself switched with the Gakuenchou of Garderobe, Natsuki Kruger. [HiMEOtome crossover]

ShizNat / Why is XXL the lowest size Santa suits come in?

Oneshot. Juri's thoughts of Shiori trouble her during a fencing match with Miki. Takes place after the end of the TV series, when Utena has gone to the outside world.

Part 3 A three part oneshot Otome fic to celebrate Shizuru's birthday with ShizNat fans! Omake avaliable. Do read. Rated M for suggestive smut no explictnes .

Sequel to Riding the Roller Coaster. Shiznat's adventure as new roommates.

[Shiznat] One Shot. Friday the 13th Special. Can the love of Shizuru and Natsuki survive death?

Sequel to The Challenge. Shiznat's 'date' at the amusement park!

Shiznat in a pool hall adventure.

Shiznat. The first time is never quite that easy, especially when she's wearing that purple sleepingkimono of silk. A may be sequel to Learning How to Walk.

Mai Otome: Two can play a game, Shizuru. Natsuki stares back at her. Takes place in episode 2, pointless oneshot, so it's a pointless summary. ShizNat.

A day in the life of Shizuru and Natsuki set 5 years post HiME. ShizNat. Pointless fluff and sillyness.

ShizNat. Natsuki learns that the process of coming to love may be just as difficult, and problematic as being in love altogether.

Modern time Taki and Sophitia are penpals but don't know it and hate each other in real life. They have to learn to cope when they live together. Shoujoai in later chapters, get used to it.

One day, a simple task leads to...things not so simple. Just read and see! Mirielle and Kirika. From Kirika's POV, told in present tense. UPDATE 52605 It's FINISHED! Now on to the sequel, ECLIPSE.

When Taki is possessed by a demon, a foreign warrior of the gods helps out, guess who P. Yuri, deal with it!

(NOW COMPLETED!) A noble Prince, a endangered Princess, but the story's not the same, in the kingdom of Ohtori. A new series!

Valentine’s Day is never easy, especially not when it’s the first time you care. shoujoai