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A Letter Written By the Katie Bodyguard/Stalker Association I have just taken the wonderful job of JenCamp's Bodyguard. Don't be jealous people for I was the chosen one. You are to contact me if you want to get in touch with JenCamp. Oh and the email address is her husband's and he is a big man, so y'all sooo want to contact me. I will give her the message. I havereason to believe that soon y'all might be getting mad and want to harm JenCamp. JenCamp is queen and shall not be touched. Everybody must go threw me and my company. CONTACT: KATIE WITH ANY THING YOU WANT TO TELL JENCAMP. And I don't want emails like this: JenCamp is a doody head. or JenCamp is a poo poo head. Those are not funny emails. Okay there are, but are done way to much. So you are not being original. |
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Harley Davidson anyone? by cripeswolfdee reviews
The team takes a two week long motorcycle adventure where Sam lead's the team, Jack meets an idol, Teal'c gets to stretch his legs, and Daniel learns to drive a hog. ***COMPLETE***
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,754 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Small Favors 2: Returning the Favor by Eve8 reviews
Set about 5 years after 'Small Favors.' Jack and Sam's daughter is of special interest to Thor's oldest enemy, and it will take SG1 and all its allies to try to get her back.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,584 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 12/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
To Sir, With Love by Denaliyasha reviews
Title and story inspired by a crossword puzzle. Emails in everyday life. Leg men, sudden changes in Jack's IQ, letters to the president, and now the affects of wedding stress and why that's bad. JackSam, DanielJanet ABANDONED DUE TO PLAGIARISM.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,364 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 4/5/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Alternate Politics by JenCamp reviews
Due to politics, Captain Carter doesn't get the position on SG1. How will this affect the team and her relationship with Col. O'Neill? SamJack AU
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,256 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Quantum Mirror Love Story by JenCamp reviews
An AU Sam loses her Jack. A year and a half later, she is transported to an alternate reality with no way home. And, low and behold, there's a Jack! SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,897 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Pin Up Girl by fictionadict24 reviews
Sam does something completely out of character to prove to her favorite General that she is not DULL. When he finally gets an eyeful, Jack realises that he is not to happy with the entire male population seeing that much of his Colonal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Life He Left Behind by JenCamp reviews
After the events in 'Beneath the Surface' Jack can't deal with his feelings for Sam and leaves the SGC to help his exwife, unaware that Sam's life is about to change forever. JS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,748 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Christmas in the Infirmary by SG-Fan reviews
Jack and Carter are hurt on an off world mission and are forced to spend Christmas together in the Infirmary. What happens? Read and find out! T for safety, more like K plus for now. COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,664 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
THROUGH THE YEARS by JenCamp reviews
My take on what could have been if Sam and Jack met when they were young. SamJack AU of course This is not a modern high school fic. It starts in 1982. CHAPTER 27 & EPILOGUE UP!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,496 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Instant Message by lynnmichelle reviews
Jack receives an instant message from an unknown person. Who's it from and what does Carter have to do with it? Rated T for the mild language that comes from Jack's mouth and the dirty things that sometimes come from his mind! Epilogue Up. COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,514 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by Cathain Nottingham reviews
[NEW CHAPTER! Chapter 10] Sam and Jack have to show off their dance moves and an unexpected visitor shows up.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,764 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Sometimes You Can't Make it on Your Own by SixEcho reviews
Her orders were simple. Lead her team to an alien planet, perform a threat assessment, retrieve Doctor Jackson, and come back home… that was the easy part. Nobody ever told her she’d have to recruit a certain Colonel Jack O’Neill into the SGC. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,387 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Conversations in Limbo by Kate McCaye reviews
So, the whole point of this story was to give myself an explanation for why Daniel and O’Neill are in the Atlantis pilot without Carter. Hints at SJ, but if you don’t want to see it you don’t have to.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Subconscious Desires by Miandre reviews
O'Neill starts to act on his desires, as insubordinate as they are. Written solely for the purpose of making Sam and Jack kiss in every chapter.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 12/14/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Small Favors by Eve8 reviews
Thor wants Sam and Jack's help, and doesn't want to take 'no' for an answer. Season 7, AU. SJ, of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,577 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The fic in which Sam explores her video store by Floopygirl reviews
Sam wants babies and is looking for a suitable father. SJ, PARODY.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2005
The Honeyheavy Dew of Slumber by Kate McCaye reviews
Summaries are evil. Basically, Carter starts having dreams that are pleasant but distracting. She tries to get rid of them while trying to keep their nature secret. Completed.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,258 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 10/21/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Points of Steering by Angel Leviathan reviews
Get out of the car, Sam, or I use the horn and he’ll have to get out here to see what’s going on...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Home Economics by Little Red reviews
SJ. Sam takes issue with something in Jack's house. Fluff. (complete)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Getting to Know You by Ruthie reviews
Charlie O'Neill and Nathaniel Carter get into a fight at High School, prompting Captain Carter and Colonel O'Neill to get to know each other better. NOW COMPLETE IN 17 PARTS
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,940 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 8/6/2003 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Fame and Fortune Cookies by Newromantic reviews
When is a date not a date? When you have to hide in the bathroom... Chapter Two up
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter