A new Marriage Law is enacted to unite the quarreling Wizarding World across bloodlines using the ancient tradition of betrothal. But with a War at hand, Albus Dumbledore cannot allow his spy to marry... just anyone. Okay, okay, the marriage law thing is overdone... yadda yadda. It never gets old to me, and I think I'm way overdue for this fic. Please Read and Review!

At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.

Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.

When Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are thrown together by the ill-conceived Marriage Law, no one doubts they'll make a good undercover team for the Order. No one suspects that they'll find mutual respect, love, and a plot to destroy the world. A story in 3 parts.

THIS STORY IS UNGOING AN OVERHAUL CURRENTLY FOR 2019. Although the story concept is the same, ALL chapters have been rewritten and I'm working on the new ones. It is still for mature readers only, still has graphic scenes, abuse, torture, sexual abuse etc. The new versions will be posted soon. I'm nearly finished with it.

Harry and the gang discuss Hermione and Snape's love life. What do they really mean when they say it's Spaghetti Night? [Hermione/Snape, Harry/Luna, and Ron/Pansy] Loaded with sexual innuendo and language, mature themes.

After retiring and losing her husband, Jean Granger needs to find a new purpose in life. She's looking for a hobby, so it's a good thing her thirty-something daughter is still single. Of course, she's not the only mum on the lookout for a partner for their child.

Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules

When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.

Nothing was right in the Snapes' marriage. They never talked, you see. About anything. [A different kind of Marriage Law story, written for melodylepetit for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.]

My entry for the SSHG Prompfest on LJ. Severus and Harry, with the help of a little firewhisky, decide to grant Arthur's Christmas request.

Sheldon is in a scooter accident with Howard that leaves him with two broken arms. Good thing he has Penny to take care of him.

Penny finds a way to satisfy Sheldon's curiosity, not to mention her own.

Penny asks Missy for help with Sheldon.

After overhearing some of her students gossiping about her love life, Hermione decides it's time for a change. She has an offer for Severus Snape that she hopes he can't refuse. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.

My entry for the Fairytale Challenge on the 'Lovers of the Potion's Master' Facebook group. I got Goldilocks and the Three Bears! Rated M, so beware. Please Read and Review!

Hermione's tortured by Voldemort and Snape is able to save her by using a forbidden curse that connects Hermione to him for life. Voldemort wants to use the connection as means against Harry but Hermione and Snape don't and have to work together to keep Harry safe, the whole time trying to live with their connection and the consequences it produces, including vows and a... baby?

Hermione's missing, but her disappearance has nothing to do with Death Eaters. When Aurors fail to find her, Severus is allowed to use any means necessary to retrieve her. He underestimates the warnings of the Spell he is about to use. Rape/non-con

A collection of drabbles, stories of Snape's inability to stay on his feet 1- HG and SS interaction at finding out they were secretly married by Albus 2- The birth of a child, 3- Baby? Babies? M for profanity.

George Weasley is up to his old tricks, what does this mean for our Potions Master and the Know-it-all? -Summary courtesy of Furface294

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.

Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.

Severus Snape was looking forward to a quiet, peaceful weekend at home with his wife, but fate, it seemed, had other plans. ONESHOT.

Sheldon renews an old conversation with Penny.

PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.

HG/SS AU. Take one brilliant magical geneticist. Add a snarky potion master who has recently been declared the sexiest wizard alive… bring to a hard boil and stir in trouble…. Rated M because we all know where this is heading...

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

Hermione is pregnant, and Fred is the father. But she's only 15, and hasn't even finished school. The story follows them through Hermione's pregnancy, but when Fred drops a bombshell what will happen to their family?

Sheldon is confused. This time, Penny is the teacher. Set after the season 3 breakup. Disclaimer: I own nothing. I am humbled to borrow these characters and have some fun. Please read and review! Rated M for sexual content and language.

Bella And Edward are so sick of Mike! Now with help with the family lets see how they turn mikes world upside down. But what happens when they can't stop pranking? - Story i wrote a while agon - new account

Kirk/Spock/Uhura: An encounter on a train leads to pleasurable results for three individuals. Please fave if you enjoyed. Thank You

Hermione ends up in a detention like no other and it changes everything between her and Professor Snape.

Headmaster Severus Snape has a very special way of interviewing new applicants at Hogwarts.

Hermione finds signs of a health threat to the wizarding world near a hidden chateau in Avignon, but is she prepared for what she'll find inside? SSHG possible LM , VERY ADULT CONCEPTS.

The third lesson in espionage - sometimes you see more than you ever wanted to. ONESHOT.

It's Christmas Eve and accidents are just waiting to happen...a little post-holiday humor and fluff.

Logic dictates there be first times for each experience. Knowing that doesn't necessarily make it easier to endure. Severus tries 5 times. Hermione helps. Impromptu challenge inspired by an anti-First Times rant on the FFrants lj comm. Complete.

Carlisle Teaches Edward and Bella how to properly have sex.. He makes sure Edward doesn't back out and Bella gives Edward nothing but pleasure. Wonder what Carlisle gets out of it?

Snape is alone and finds something under the couch

According to the new Ministry Marriage Law, Hermione has to marry a pueblood wizard right away. That would mean leaving school. Suicide seems the only way out...until she is offered a better solution.

Hermione scratches it

HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.

SexEd fanfic. Snape is forced to teach. Response to a challenge that was made a looooong time ago on NOTE: There will be lemons later. You have been warned. AUAR,ChallengeFic,Language, WIP

An accident in potions class sends Hermione back to the Marauders era. In the past she makes an unexpected friend which changes her future entirely. I wrote this years ago, its my first ever fanfic. Reviews/constructive critiscm very welcome.

Jim only said he was drawing fungus, so why was Spock choking on his water? Slash Spirk, enjoy the humor!

Sheldon has a problem.

It should have been easy. Sheldon ruins Penny's date, Penny ruins Sheldon's shower. Yes, it should have been very easy indeed.

Penny needs Sheldon's help... One shot. M to be safe, because of implied content.

Spock and Nyota attend a belated Valentine's Day masquerade- with Nyota getting more than she bargained for. One-shot. As usual, please visit my wordpress site for the pics that go with this story. Thank you for reading!

Sometimes there's a battle of wills in a marriage. One-shot.

Brennan wants to tell Booth she's pregnant but Booth's girlfriend beats her to it, telling Booth she's pregnant. What will Brennan do? Will Brennan tell Booth she's pregnant knowing his girlfriend's also pregnant? Give it a chance. B&B eventually.R&R.

It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS

Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.

Penny borrows Sheldon's bleach, then spills it...

What happens when Hermione has detention with Snape?

When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.

Snape and Hermione catch a student wandering after hours one night. The results are fairly humorous. Snape is really OOC :P Rated M because of swearing and reference of masturbation. One-shot.

There has been much speculation on Vulcan male anatomy, and now its time for that speculation to become observable fact. A crack-fic, featuring the best of the worst fandom theories on Spock's lok.

Not long after leaving T'Pring to Stonn, Spock discovers he's not so cured, after all. Uhura is recruited to get the job done and the results... well the results are in the eye of the beholder. ThreeB 1973-request. Complete.

Set After Eclipse but before the wedding. Edward decides to give Bella a little action before the wedding. But, with a house full of vampires who can smell everything...was that such a good idea?

Who'd have guessed it was all about the ears? A response to theCalliope's prompt. Complete.

Some things about Spock surprise Nyota

Nyota meets Amanda for the first time as Spock’s girlfriend, later she seeks to learn more about Spock after he shares a difficult family situation with her from his past. Previous story: Ashayam Next story: Wink of an Eye Complete!

A freezing winter, a draughty castle, and two people searching for warmth and other things.

Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.

Harry and Snape switch bodies.

Nyota is anorgasmic. Spock lends her a hand. Twoshot.

RemusHermione Remus hadn't meant to do it. It's just that it had been so easy. She had made it easy. And things were going to change.

Spock and drunk Nyota.

S/U. Features strange Vulcan anatomy. Now complete!

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

Charlie visit's the Cullens, and he discovers the truth, what will happen?

When Charlie catches Edward and Bella in a compromising position how will he react? What lengths will they have to go to in order to get alone time together?

I think the title pretty much says it all. Reboot Spock's first Pon Farr. S/U, Kirk, McCoy, Scotty and Cupcake err...not all in bed together. If you want to read angsty violent Pon Farr try "How the Mighty - The Seven Year Debt". No. Angst. Here.

SS/HG This is rated MA. Severus fell in love with Hermione during her 7th year. Now Hermione isn't happy in her marriage and Severus might have his chance to show her how much he has wanted and loved her for years.

Harry is distracted and causes an accident in potions. Hermione is the unfortunate victim and is stuck with Snape while he figures her out. HG/SS.. Rated M for later chapters

Spock, Uhura, and Spock Prime have an unusual bond

There are times when the thing you love the most will cause your downfall. In the case of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, that would be Science... Sheldon/Penny, with secondary characters Leslie Winkle and Ramona Nowitzki

Uhura responds to Spock's amended sex survey. The following is a transcript of that survey. Story follows Spock & the Sex Survey. This is a companion piece to Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. Please review! Thank you :D

Uhura forwards Spock a sex survey in order to learn more about Spock's sexual history. The following is a transcript of that survey. Partner story: Uhura & the Sex Survey. Please comment if you've enjoyed since it encourages me to write! Thank you!

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

Nyota tell its like it is. Light T/M.

Ouch! Sometimes your half Vulcan boyfriend goes all Vulcan on you. Nyota's POV. Spock/Uhura

Five times Amanda thought Sarek was going into pon farr and the one time he totally did. Please comment, it'd be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

There's a first time for everything. Or so Sarek learns. A Sarek and Amanda story. Please comment, it'd be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Penny goes to 4A to spend a night of passion with Leonard...and finds out she had made a mistake.

Staple PF fic that every smut writer must have. Spock hits Pon Farr with a vengeance and it's down to Nyota to take care of him. W.A. challenge response. S/U

WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2009 CHALLENGE! It reminded her of seventh year. Ron always had issues of Playwizard & Harry sometimes needed firewhiskey to sleep, so she was essentially where she was now-surrounded by halfnaked men, porn and alcohol

Severus comes back from the supermarket without the groceries.

Penny made an announcement that changed Sheldon's life.

Penny adds a new routine to Sheldon's laundry night.

Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG

Penny decides to find out for herself what Sheldon's 'Deal' is. Written for livejournal challenge: How does Penny find out that Sheldon is not asexual. Comments?

So much so was the influence of Ron and Hermione in their life, Rupert and Emma encounted an awkward incident.

Hermione is sexually frustrated and takes it out on Snape, revealing a secret about herself. He black mails himself into her secret world, where more surprises happen along the way. Hg/SS. rated M for future chapters.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Seven days can change a life. Ask Hermione and Severus. Written for the 2007 winter SSHG exchange.

Snape is forced to rape Hermione. She disappears for a year leaving Snape to search for her.When she is spotted by Draco,he notices she is not alone and reports back to Severus with some interesting info.SSxHG,I own nothing but plot.M for later chaps,R&R

A potions accident leaves Snape and Hermione stuck together with no way to reverse the effects for a year. Will they survive or end up killing each other. M for later chapters HGxSS, I own nothing.

Neville Longbottom botches a shrinking potion that causes Professor Severus Snape to shrink until he's three inches tall. Harry is forced to look after him and keep him a secret. SLASH.

and found true love or, why Ronald Weasley should have practiced more at Quidditch, and why Snape and Malfoy were a safe pair of hands

Hermione wants to open the first professional wizarding lawyer practice, Severus wants to test his improved version of Polyjuice, and the wizarding world tries to contain the increasing use of Muggle drugs by young wizards. That should make for interestin

The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...

When taking their N.E.W.T.s becomes contingent on completing a Ministry approved curriculum, the students rebel, catching the teachers in the crossfire. SS HG plus LM for fun. Contains many rude bits: don't read if you dislike that sort of thing.

Lex wakes up after a fight with Clark to find himself in Clark's body, and Clark who is in HIS body is in a coma! He discovers Clark's powers when with Chloe...when AROUSED by being with Chloe. He'll just have to continue with this little experiment...

A strange death presents Severus Snape with a mystery. Does it have anything to do with the mysterious changes he's observed in Hermione Granger?

A tryst in the closet has a surprising twist. Oneshot.

A brief alternate ending of sorts. SSHG Pure fluff. Sequel to The Incident In The Great Hall. Which was written before the release of book six. Hermione Snape nee Granger is OVER 18 years of age.

Hermione disappeared for a week, returning disheveled and with no memory of the last seven years. Can Severus help her remember? A tale of love and loss, of mystery and intrigue.

Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?

What will life be like for Ron and Hermione when they are forced to live with Severus Snape?

Draco and Hermione get into an argument and hex each other. The next morning they wake up to find that they've switched bodies!

An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

Transported into the past, Hermione falls in love with and marries, Severus Snape. Not destined to live in the past, Hermione gets sicker and sicker until she has to go back, leaving her baby in an orphanage. Who is her baby? What will happen back in t

How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite teacher with no memory of the day before? How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite student with no memory of the day before? This is how Snape and Hermione did.

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

It's spring in Smallville.