EYYYYYYYYYY ALL YOU PEEPS READIN DIS STUFF

what in the name of breakfast are you doing here? you must be really bored to be here, bro.

bUT, SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAYS, I might as well tell you about myself. FIRST ON THE LIST OF FATS: I'M NOT A JUDGMENTAL PERSON, I PROMISE. i don't like dat stuff. ._. and dont tell me that i spelled 'facts' wrong. Yes, you were about to go and PM me, weren't you? dONT YOU DO THAT. I meant to spell it that way. UuU

aHEM...

SECOND ON THE LIST OF FATS: I REALLY LIKE TO DRAW, WRITE, AND MAKE MUSIC :DD like seriously. I will do those things all day. i will draw and write during school. sSHHHHHHHHDONTTELLANYBODY. NO. SHSHSHSHHHH. I'm watching you. Yes, there is an angel in your room. shhh don't turn around otherwise all my whovians know that you won't be able to blink after that. ouo

THIIRD ON THE LIST OF FATS: I LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE SMILE :DDDDDD talk to me!! i really like people. X3 If you're having a hard time, tALK TO MEEEEE. I WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU SMILE. and if i fail you are at complete right to smash my face.

so hard.

and now for the rest of the fats. feel free to consume if you want.

LIST OF FATS THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW:

SHOUT OUT TO ALL ME CHRISTIAN PEEPS POPULATING THE GLOBE

PREACH

and: SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO MY BEST ILLINOISIAN HUMANICORN FRIEND EVER

DONT YOU ACT SO MODEST BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. oUo

enjoy this sad excuse of a profile ;u;

Month one:
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:
You know what Mommy: I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four:
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy. Your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven:
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

One more professional murder.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink,
so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
that I didn't drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right.
The party finally ended,
and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece.
I never knew what was coming, Mom,
something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
the kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high.
Because he chose to drink and drive,
now I would have to die.

So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven,
put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
Mom I'm getting really scared
These are my final moments,
and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

YER BOY SIDE OF YA:

You love hoodies. (Yuss. Hoodies and sweatshirts. :D)

You love jeans. (Wear 'em all the time. I'll even go up to three times per pair. maybe even longer... OuO"

Dogs are better than cats. (YUP. Although, I live on a farm with about a bazzillion cheesein' animals! But I luv 'em.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (If it's not serious, than I'll laugh till my brain pops. Especially when it's mah bro.)

You've played with/against boys on a team. (Yep! And we whooped 'em! Girls are awshum!)

Shopping is torture. (OH. MY. CHEESE. DO NOT GET ME STARTED.)

Sad movies suck. (Hey! Every good movie has at least ONE sad part.)

You own/ed an X-Box. (Yeppers! 8D)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Is that wrong??? XD)

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Ah do.)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV. (Yup.)

Gory movies are cool. (If they're cartoons then CHEESE, YEAH! XD)

You go to your dad for advice. (Yup, sometimes. He's awesome!

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Meh, when I feel like it.)

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Yup.)

Sports are fun. (Eeeup.)

Talk with food in your mouth. (Soooometiiiimes... Derp. o u o)

Sleep with your socks on at night. (Oh, yuss! All the cheesein' time! XD)

TOTAL: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (YUCK.)

You love skirts. (Nuuuu!!! I dun like skirts! THEY ARE TORTURE.)

Cats are better than dogs. (Meh, I like kittys, but I like doggies just a lil bit more. woof. ID)

You love to shop. (No. Just... No. Even if I tried, I'd FAiL. XD)

You wear eyeliner. (NO.)

You wear the colour pink. (Yeah, sometimes, but I'm not crazy about it.)

Go to your mom for advice. (Yes! I love my Mom.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors. (Yellow is such a happy color.)

You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the shopping centre.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures (NEVER!!!)

You like wearing jewelery. (Just earrings and a feather necklace. c:)

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. (Nope. Never.)

You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Are you KIDDING??? THOSE MOVIES ARE THE FUTURE OF OUR WORLD!)

You were in gymnastics/dance. (Yup! And I am proud to say I made it to the gold medal level in gymnastics! ouo)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower

get dressed and make-up. (Never have makeup and never will)

You smile a lot more than you should. (I like to smile! :D)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like. (If I do, it'll be in the future.)

You like wearing dresses when you can. (you will have no face if you put me in a dress.)

You like wearing body perfume. (Blech. Cheese, no.)

You love the movies. (Yuss! Teh movies are awshum!)

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (yeeeheheh... Dolls and hotwheels. Go figure. XD)

Like being the star of every thing. (Nah, not really. I get embarrassed too easily... X_X")

TOTAL: 9

Why do we sleep in church, but when the cerimony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Apostolic magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!

I'm throwing a party, there will be a DJ... everyone is invited!

So everyone come, but first read the rest of this bulletin.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever!

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guests: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring: DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

...Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98% of Teens Won't Stand Up For GOD...

Repost this if you're one of the 2% who will...

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

Repost as Come to My Party!

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you want others to believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you t

STERYOTYPES: If you're a christian and tired of all the horrible things people associate with you because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile and add one to the list.

I am a Christian; That doesn't mean we can't be friends because you're not.

I am a Christian; I was taught to love my enemies, not pound the bible over their head.

I am a Christian; I have sufferings, too. Yes, they are as bad as yours.

I am a Christian; I get walked all over all the time because I want to help others with their pain

I am a Christian; I really don't try to shove Jesus down your throat, I just like listening to Christian music.

I am a Christian: I don't appreciate you bashing my God in front of me

I am a Christian; I will stand up for my beleifs

I am a Christian: I don't care if you got pregnant, I still love you

I am a Christian: I don't want you to burn because I found out your significant other was a boy, too.

I am a Christian: I cry when I see all the horrible things others do

I am a Christian: I am not perfect

I am a Christian: I made this choice myself

I am a Christian; I will not waver in the face of suffering

I am a Christian; go ahead and pull the trigger.

I am a Christian: I am not afraid of death

I am a Christian; I still have my bad days

I am a Christian: I beleive that My God is GREAT and GOOD.

I am a Christian: Because he gave us free chioce, and I was tired of sin

I am a Christian: Don't be too high and mighty to talk to me. Chances are I'll be your friend.

I am a Christian: I'm not going to condemn you for your sins. We're ALL sinners.

I am a Christain: I'm friends with a Wiccan

I am a Christian: So what if you're gay? I still love you anyway. :D

New Pledge of Allegiance.

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word "God" is mentioned... A kid in Arizona wrote this...

NEW School Prayer:

Now I sit me down is school

where praying is against the rule.

For this great nation under God

finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,

it violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow

becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,

that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall

might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,

God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,

to quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,

we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,

study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

no word of God must reach the crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,

when chaos reigns the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on.

Artist of this world,

Painter of our lives.

You mix and match the colors

Making life a big surprise.

You've got a plan for me,

This much I am sure.

And I cannot disagree

That you paint the Perfect Picture.

You've sketched out in your eyes

The beginning and the end,

With nothing but a Canvas

With a Paint Brush as your friend.

Now that I have seen

Your amazing style,

I can truly say

It does more than make me smile...

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you think God is the perfect Artist! :D

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions (or typing out a stupid fanfiction bio) copy this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wanted to recycle something and forgot in which bucket your plastic bottle should be thrown in, copy and put this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversion that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever zoned out for five consective minutes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have you own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste into your profile

If you ever screamed and squealed, because your favourite pairing had done somthing romantic, copy and put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

(o.o) Copy the doggy into your profile because MysticalPearl made it up and it is giving you sad eyes.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!-Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about having cookies?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

There's nothing better then knowing that somehow, somewhere, I made someone else smile.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. ;)

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's. :(

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

"I dream of a better tomorrow when chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned." -Unknown

"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong."

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."- Marilyn Monroe

"I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful"- Marilyn Monroe

98% of all female teens would jump off of a cliff if Justin Beiber told them so. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're one of the 2% that would strangle him and slap him on the face.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (This totally guilt-tripped me) I CRIEEEEED!!! DDDX

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. ( it's part of the Wesleyan dress code. -n- i really hate skirts)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
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I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
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I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (IS COLOR REALLY THAT BAD ?? xD)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (you wish. :D)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Honestly. Again with the bright colors.)
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I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
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I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
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Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm sorry, but that one made me laugh. xD)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Personally, I think they're pretty cool. UuU)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (OH YES part scottish, german, and a bunch of other things. )
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (how can you not?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
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I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (OH FOR THE LOVE OF-- sheesh, that's so not true. everyone seems to think that. xD)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. eww...
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
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I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (I'm not sure that living with 6 other siblings is spoiled. c:)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (well, excuse me.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (it's not a skirt. but i do really wanna be a ginger :D)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (these stereotypes, yo ._.)
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I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. D8
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
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I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
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I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard. (IM SORRY I CANT HELP MYSELF. at least i don't correct others. -u-)
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I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (define strong.)
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I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (but i'm not ready for that yet... D:)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (HAHA YOU WISH!! MY marching band is the biggest family in the entire school of Wesleyan. ;u;)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist (part phoenix -u-)